[Wuxia Crossover] I Took a Blind Box System into the Martial World

Ye Chanyi has a mystery box System in a wuxia world. She earns reputation and wealth by selling goods. System: "Host, you must become the supreme ruler of commerce! Become someone who gives orders and commands respect, a fearsome figure whose name makes people tremble! Stamp your foot, and the entire business world will shake!" Ye Chanyi clenches her fist and swears, "Don't worry! I won't let the Main System's faith in me go to waste!" The System tears up with emotion. Facing the villains of the martial world, she reaches out with her evil claws... Product: Auntie's Period Pad Duration: Lifetime Product details: Let men enjoy women's monthly 'benefits,' too. To protect herself, Ye Chanyi sticks one on a certain wondrous monk, shocking the whole martial world! Why is the revered holy monk spraying blood from his backside in full view of everyone? And the location... is rather suggestive. Is this a collapse of morality, or the death of conscience? The person in question: For a few days every month from now on, I really won't feel like going out. Product: A-San's Flying Flatbread Duration: 1,000 uses Product details: If you throw the flatbread and miss your target, any mishap is purely accidental. One day, Ye Chanyi runs into a lecherous villain, who kidnaps her. She calmly follows him to a place full of villains. Her two fair, delicate fingers pinch the rock-hard flatbread and toss it. Clang! The flatbread is a well-behaved flatbread: after hitting someone, it returns to her hand. That afternoon, the lecher becomes a pig on the ground, the South Sea Crocodile God turns into a land lizard, the woman who kidnaps children becomes a doughy bun, and the thoroughly wicked become a mass of swollen lumps. Ye Chanyi calmly pulls off their belts, ties them up, and has a donkey drag them to the Six Fan Gate. After that, some people never got the chance to go out and hurt anyone again. Product: Magic Brush and Storybook Duration: 100 uses Product details: Just silently think of the romantic story you want to know about. There's nothing the magic brush can't write or the storybook can't show. So Ye Chanyi silently thinks of the name of a certain martial world's most beautiful person. She assumes she'll see a sweet, romantic scene of two people in love. A flash of golden light follows, and the storybook displays a certain kind of scene that a certain green app can't depict or mention, in full detail, like a live broadcast, right in front of everyone. Ye Chanyi: ...I need to wash my eyes. Right now! I thought it was supposed to be a storybook! Wasn't it meant to show text? How can the pictures be this clear?!!! More magical (and bizarre) products are being unlocked. Stay tuned. The System sighs wistfully. "But, my dear Host, what about your reputation and wealth?" We're a mystery box System, meant to dominate the business world, not the martial world!! Ye Chanyi links her left arm with a refined young gentleman who has surpassed his father to become the new richest man in Jiangnan, and tugs at the sleeve of a certain cold, miserly man with her right hand. "I've got two partners who are the richest men around. What's a little wealth, anyway?" The System sighs. "Then what about your reputation?" Ye Chanyi throws up an arm and calls out, "Friends, I've dealt with a certain wondrous monk, that young gang leader who imprisoned his adoptive father, the villains, a certain martial world's most beautiful person, that desert mud bodhisattva..." Before she can finish listing their names, the people below cry out, "Mighty Ice Cicada Fairy!" Her reputation shoots through the roof!! The System: "..." Fine. It has no more questions. [A seemingly cold, goofy, lovestruck heroine VS a seemingly gentle, secretly calculating playboy hero] Reading Guide: 1. This book won't be abandoned or go on hiatus. I'll try to have chapters ready in advance. If something comes up, I'll make up for it later. (I'll let you know separately if I need to adjust things for a ranking list.) 2. I'm still figuring out how to balance goofy humor with good prose. If the two don't quite mesh, I'll work on fixing it. 3. All feedback is welcome except baseless hate and malicious insults. I'll take it on board and think it over carefully, so feel free to offer corrections. 4. I don't really know about trigger warnings and the like. If you're not enjoying it, please don't force yourself to keep reading~ 5. Love to every darling who reads carefully. Sending you a heart! Theme: Life is a mystery box, full of changes and challenges. Don't panic; there's always a way through every difficulty.