[A short story. Going VIP on May 8, so hurry and read it if you haven't yet!]
[Three Kingdoms: Who Says a Casual Player Can't Become an Empress? is ongoing. Feel free to check it out.]
--Story blurb:
[The Duke of Zhou created a chat group called "Historical Chat Group"]
[The Duke of Zhou invited Zi Lü, Ji Fa, Ying Zheng, Liu Bang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Cao Pi, Sima Yan, Liu Yu, Tuoba Gui, Yang Jian, Li Yuan, Wu Zetian, Zhu Wen, Yang Xingmi, Zhao Kuangyin, Yelu Abaoji, Duan Siping, Li Yuanhao, Wanyan Aguda, Kublai Khan, and Zhu Yuanzhang to join the chat group.]
The Duke of Zhou: Welcome, founding emperors!
[The Duke of Zhou invited Zi Shou, Ji Yan, Hu Hai, Liu Xie, Liu Shan, Sun Hao, Cao Huan, Sima Dewen, Chen Shubao, Yang Guang, Li Ye, Liu Jiyuan, Zhao Bing, Yelu Yanxi, Duan Xingzhi, Li Xian, Toghon Temur, and Zhu Youjian to join the chat group.]
The Duke of Zhou: Welcome, emperors who lost their kingdoms!
Ying Zheng: ??
Yang Jian: ??
Ying Zheng: Hu Hai, get over here.
Yang Jian: Acong, you too.
Hu Hai: ... (I'm doomed!)
Yang Guang: ... (Yikes, how do I talk my way out of this?)
Liu Bei: sigh.jpg
Liu Shan: bawling.jpg
Liu Shan: I'm sorry, Father. I failed to protect the kingdom you left me.
Liu Bei: pats head.jpg
Liu Bei: Forget it. You weren't entirely to blame.
[I'm dying, Zheng-ge's traditional show, beating up Hu Hai, is right on schedule.]
[Can't blame Zheng-ge for losing his temper. Of all the people in later generations, who wouldn't want to beat the stuffing out of that useless Hu Hai?]
[Yang Guang's childhood name, Acong, means "to strike." It was originally an affectionate name, but since he made the people toil and labor with construction going on night and day, the constant pounding and complaints make the nickname seem downright ironic now.]
[Waaah, Ah Dou really is a good kid. He even admits his mistakes without being asked.]
[If only the Chancellor were here, too...]
[Reader's Guide]
1. Parallel worlds, parallel worlds, parallel worlds. This is not a serious historical drama.
2. A comedy, a comedy, a comedy, a comedy, a comedy, a comedy. The entire story is chat logs and live comments, and the main text follows the same style.
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Three Kingdoms: Who Says a Casual Player Can't Become an Empress?
Three Kingdoms Strategy is a highly customizable full-dive game, advertised for its absolutely realistic graphics.
Zhang Zhaoyuan, a fan of casual play, immediately set her sights on its vast stretches of challenging, barren land.
She had no idea that, carrying a game System, she'd been swept by a temporal current into a parallel Three Kingdoms era. Everything before her was real, not a game.
As a fan of casual play, she devoted herself to staying in Yanmen Commandery, farming, building houses, fishing...
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But...
In this chaotic age, her little paradise stood out too much. Before the governor of Yanmen Commandery could make a move, Budugen, grandson of Tan Shihuai, had already set his sights on it.
On a dark and windy night, he led two thousand elite cavalrymen, planning to raid the place and make off with the loot.
Zhang Zhaoyuan hit him with a hoe.
[Congratulations, player! You have successfully captured Budugen, chieftain of a Xianbei tribe. Please assign him a suitable job and set him a work target.]
Zhang Liao, who'd stopped by for a drink: "!!"
His young friend was such a heroic woman!
I stand corrected.
Later, somehow, her followers kept multiplying, and there wasn't enough land left to farm or build on, so she had to expand onto the steppe.
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Until...
Dong Zhuo entered the capital, deposed Emperor Shao, Liu Bian, and installed Emperor Xian, Liu Xie.
Ma Chao eagerly offered a plan: "My lord, we should attack Dong Zhuo!"
Zhang Zhaoyuan wasn't interested in fighting for supremacy. Picking her teeth with a blade of foxtail grass, she refused. "No. A bunch of people all chattering at once is so annoying."
Ma Chao was disappointed.
Their lord was great in every way, except that she had no ambition.
Sigh.
Not long afterward, Zhao Yun brought her some news while passing by. "My lord, Dong Zhuo's horse trampled the new hybrid winter wheat we'd been cultivating."
"Outrageous!" Zhang Zhaoyuan sprang to her feet, foxtail grass still in her mouth. "Uncle Wen Yuan, get your weapons. Come with me and make Dong Zhuo answer for this!"
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Later on.
Standing on Mount Qi, she said to Zhuge Liang, "Chancellor, just tell me which land you like. I'll conquer it for you so you can farm!"
Zhuge Liang was heartbroken. "I only wish to see the Han reunited and the realm at peace."
"Your vision is too narrow, Chancellor. Why stop at reuniting the Han? How about uniting all fifty-six kingdoms?" Zhang Zhaoyuan said, leaning on the railing. "And peace alone isn't enough. We should take Gan Ning, too!"
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After unifying the realm.
Ma Yunlu and Sun Shangxiang asked her what had first inspired her to rise up and vie for supremacy over the Central Plains.
"Your Majesty, didn't you say your lifelong wish was just to farm and build houses?"
Well...
Maybe it was the smoke of war sparked by a single stalk of winter wheat?
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[Reader's Guide]
The Three Kingdoms era was too grim, so I wanted to add a bit of lighthearted fun. It's based on Records of the Three Kingdoms, but also includes some unofficial history. The CP is Uncle Wen Yuan, but the comradeship forged through life and death outweighs the romance. She has only one daughter, who inherits the throne, and the line continues for at least three generations.
Premise: Learn from history and move toward the future
[Journey to the West] Demon Simulator
Notes from a Sickbed
Livestream: Has His Majesty Rebelled Today?
What Could She Have Done Wrong? [Quick Transmigration]
The Ancestors Think I'm an Immortal
Wuxia Crossover: The Heartthrob Turns the Tables on the Angsty Plot
[Wuxia Crossover] The Hero's Modern-Day Day Job
[Tang] Wu Zetian Teaches a Socially Anxious Girl How to Be an Empress
I Didn't Know My Brother Was Ying Zheng
[Wuxia Crossover] The Jianghu Nursery
[Wuxia Crossover] The Peerless Beauty Wins Them Over with Reason
I Spent Two Hundred Years Building Infrastructure in the Qin Dynasty [The Fourth Calamity]
What Qin Hui said makes sense. But that doesn't change the fact. That is, there is not just one way. But he and Zhao Gou chose the most shameless and cowardly path. The most basic line is crooked, and no matter how reasonable the words are, they are all nonsense.
By the way, I came across an analysis post before, saying that the positions of Zhaorong and Cairen are not actually the emperor's harem, but serious female officials. They were first created by Dugu Jialuo in the Sui Dynasty, and then extended in the Tang Dynasty.
I learned several words that can be used to replace "abandonment" and "duji" from the author. Thank you.
Li Chunfengyun, there are eight families who talk about heaven, seven of them are Gan family, Shi family, Huntian family and so on. Judging by degrees, China resides in heaven and earth. According to historical records, the Japanese state was called Japan, located directly east of China; the Fusang state was located east of the Japanese state, about 30,000 miles away from China, and was close to the sunrise point. "Tongdian Volume 185: Border Defense 1" by Du You of the Tang Dynasty. Five years after I went to Xianqing, the officers and soldiers of the feudal dynasty were in peace. They saw the opportunity and recognized the changes. They knew how to return with their sticks and swords. They seemed to have left the army by Yu Zhi, just like Jin Zhi entered the Han Dynasty. The Holy Master praised him, promoted him to the Yirong class, and granted him the title of Lieutenant of Zhechong of the Youwuwei Chanchuan Prefecture. "The Preface to the Epitaph of General Shangzhu Guo Ni Cemetery of the Great Tang Dynasty's Youweiwei General" At that time, Japan was in a state of war, and according to the fusang, it was punished by Bu. The wind and valley were left, and the peach was carried to block it. "The Preface to the Epitaph of General Shangzhu Guo Ni Cemetery of the Great Tang Dynasty's Youweiwei General" The stele was written during the reign of Li Zhiyifeng, Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty. The "Epitaph of Naoto Omura of Naoto Weinai" in the collection of Waseda University Library was dated to the fourth year of Qingyun in Japan, when Japan still called itself Japan. The fourth year of Qingyun in Japan corresponds to 707. Two years after Wu Zetian died. When I found out what was going on, Tubo asked Fengxiang to hand over the horse. When I submit to the Tibetan people, they are like dogs and sheep. I only care about snakes and hogs. I don't want to be submissive, but I only want to be treacherous and deceitful. The state should be gentle and caring, be extremely supportive, be kind and generous, choose a mission for this dynasty, be generous in support, and be very generous in support. In the past, the Wei Dynasty paid tribute to the Japanese country, but it was limited to bronze mirrors and pincers. The Han Dynasty left Shanyu, but it was nothing more than a rhinoceros and an envoy, and the kindness was extended to thousands of miles. "Report on the Handover of Horses to Tibet" Wang Maoyuan (Tang Dezong Period) Wu Zetian had previously referred to the Japanese country as Japan. After Wu Zetian, Japan was also called the Japanese country. And both in China and Japan. There is no such thing as the situation that after Wu Zetian, Japan was called Japan on both sides. There is no name change. Because before Wu Zetian, the Tang Dynasty had already called the Japanese country Japan. After Wu Zetian, the Tang Dynasty also referred to Japan as the Japanese state. In fact, during the Tang Dynasty (Wu Zhou) period. Japan, the country of Japan. They are all names given to that place in the Central Plains. It's also what that place calls itself.
Can Yang Guang really lead troops? Why didn't he look like he knew how to fight when he fought against Goryeo [question mark]
This topic is tailor-made for the Great Qin Dynasty [Make Me Kangkang] The two emperors of the Great Qin Dynasty happened to be one who had a glorious ancestor and the other who was a true prodigal.
Is Zhu Houzhao so ridiculous? I know that he is a fun-loving person who is active and fun-loving, but I don't know if he is plundering women from the common people. Is it true or false? Or is the Ming History compiled by the Qing Dynasty inaccurate?
In fact, the name "Japan" was not coined by Wu Zetian. It was not something Wu Zetian agreed to give to Japan. Both "Old Book of Tang" and "New Book of Tang" clearly record that the word "Japan" was something that Japan wanted to change. According to ancient Chinese books and unearthed epitaphs, the word "Japan" existed before Wu Zetian ascended the throne. At the same time, cultural relics unearthed in Japan show that until 707, two years after Wu Zetian's death, Japan still called itself a "Japanese country". The Japanese state changed its name to Japan, which was a historical event that spanned a long time. Moreover, it was Japan itself who pushed for the change of the country's name, not the emperor of the Central Plains.
Wanyanggou was afraid that if the two Huiqin sects returned to the court, his own status would not be guaranteed.
I found a treasure and a good article. I stayed up late to catch up. The next topic will be released soon.