I Went Viral After Bringing My Kid to a Luxury-Flaunting Variety Show

As a pathetic simp in a book who was destined for a bad ending, Bai Liyu decided to cut his losses and stay far away from Song Cheng, the protagonist. But a strange force clung to him like a bone-deep parasite.

The turning point came when he accompanied his older brother to a wedding banquet. The bride and groom ran away, and the next moment, Bai Liyu met another protagonist.

Looking at this man, who seemed to check every box in his ideal type, Bai Liyu couldn't help marveling: What kind of fated match was this?

How could he escape the plot of the book? By doing the exact opposite, of course! Song Cheng was the perfect protagonist of the story, so surely he wouldn't get involved with a married man like Bai Liyu?

Having made up his mind, the young man went against the flow, pushing past the guests who were leaving in disappointment. Under the astonished gazes of those around him, he firmly took the man's hand.

"Hello, it's nice to meet you. Would you be interested in spending the rest of your life with me?"

The man paused, looking at the young man before him with deep eyes for several seconds before smiling. "Sure."

His future husband was handsome, long-legged, and agreed with one word. Bai Liyu's knees went weak on the spot, and as soon as the banquet ended, he eagerly followed the man to register their marriage.

The only slight downside was that his new husband already had a child from before their marriage. The four-year-old looked at Bai Liyu and gave him a sweet smile. "Hi, Daddy. I'm Mianmian, because I really, really love sleeping!"

But what had a little kid done wrong? Bai Liyu thought.

When Song Cheng saw Bai Liyu again, it was on a reality show where rich second-generation heirs showed off their wealth. He'd heard the production crew had brought in a minor celebrity to make the rich kids look good, which fit Song Cheng's preconceived idea that Bai Liyu wanted to climb the social ladder.

Bai Liyu, the real young master: Climb the social ladder? What kind of nonsense are you talking about?

After the show began, Young Master Number One noticed that every item of clothing worn by the minor celebrity, who'd brought a child onto the show, was custom-made by hand by H. He secretly asked the butler to find out the price. After hearing the report, he fell silent.

Young Master Number Two also noticed that the minor celebrity, supposedly prone to allergies, ate ingredients flown in fresh that very day. He texted a bodyguard to find out how much each meal cost. After hearing the report, he resolved to cozy up to the man.

Young Master Number Three noticed something even more incredible: the child's other father, whom the little one called Daddy every day, was a billionaire on the global personal wealth rankings! Without a second thought, he told the chef to start preparing meals to the minor celebrity's taste.

But Song Cheng, who had transmigrated into a book and thought he knew the plot inside out, was different. One day, when Bai Liyu ignored him again, he realized that the minor celebrity he had always thought was trying to climb the social ladder might actually be the biggest golden finger for the original protagonist, Song Cheng!

This show, titled The Young Masters' Daily Lives, was supposedly about their everyday lives, but was really a competition to show off their wealth. Yet something strange happened: the group of rich young masters became obediently centered around one minor celebrity, and their former arrogant attitudes vanished completely.

The online spectators watching the drama unfold: Oh? So who is the real young master here?

A sharp-tongued, protective shou x a doting, reborn gong

1. Parallel world where same-sex marriage is legal.

2. No biological children. They will adopt.

3. No real-life celebrities or inspirations. Don't read anyone into the characters.

4. Enjoy the story peacefully. Don't force yourself to keep reading; it would break my heart.

[A little upcoming story] - "The Young Husband Doesn't Want to Be Cannon Fodder." Feel free to save it if you're interested~

The legitimate son of the Left Chancellor was born into privilege. In his first life, he asked his father to petition the emperor for permission to marry the young general of the Defender of the Nation's household.

On their wedding day, an imperial decree arrived, ordering the young general to mount his horse and ride to the border. Wen Xu could only take the bridal sedan alone. A year later, when news of his husband's death arrived, he spent the rest of his life a widow.

In his second life, knowing that the emperor didn't want the civil officials and military faction living in harmony, Wen Xu gave up on marrying into the Defender of the Nation's household and obediently entered the Eastern Palace as the Crown Prince's consort in an eight-person bridal sedan.

Who could have expected that, when the Kingdom of Boluo came to seek peace in this life, the young general would personally ask the emperor to betroth him to the Princess of Boluo? He even joked that if the emperor refused, he might as well fake his death and elope with the princess.

Fake his death... Wen Xu sat upright in his seat, hiding the dazed look in his eyes. He abandoned his plan to assassinate the emperor and the Crown Prince to avenge his husband from his previous life.

But he never expected that on the day the Crown Prince ascended the throne, the man who had always treated him with gentle courtesy would issue an imperial decree to wipe out the Chancellor's household. The reason was that Wen Xu was his principal consort, his empress in name, and he would not allow the Left Chancellor to become such a powerful relative by marriage.

In his third life, the Left Chancellor's legitimate son was tired. On the night before the emperor's wedding decree was to be issued, he took a potion and fell into an eternal sleep in the Bamboo Garden.

Wen Xu, who had transmigrated into the story, recalled the plot and cursed as he snatched another imperial decree from his stepsister. He put on his wedding clothes, mounted a horse, and married the Prince Xiao, who was about to be exiled.

The moment before the wedding, Chancellor Wen wept bitterly, sighing that Xu had finally grown sensible and learned to avoid the sharp edge.

His stepsister, dressed in the Crown Princess's wedding clothes, ignored all propriety and ran out of the main house, throwing herself onto her legitimate older brother. She declared that she would make the Crown Prince petition the emperor to let Prince Xiao return.

Wen Xu avoided the father and daughter who only pretended to be close, took his birth mother's memorial tablet, and resolutely followed Prince Xiao on the road to the border.

The man sat in a wheelchair with a white cloth covering his eyes and asked coldly, "The border is desolate. Are you sure you want to marry me and take care of two crippled people?"

Wen Xu looked at the innocent child in the man's arms, then at the man's limited mobility, and gritted his teeth as he agreed. "It's only a little more work. Don't worry. If I have food, you and your nephew won't go hungry!"

A long life mattered more than imperial power and wealth.

Later, Wen Xu made good on his promise. Ignoring others' ridicule, he gritted his teeth and went into business with his five-year-old nephew, spending the money they earned on plenty of good things and sending them all to Prince Xiao, who was serving his sentence, hoping he would live a little better.

The once all-powerful Prince Xiao, who held equal authority with the emperor, silently accepted the padded coat his husband sent him. After a long while, he stood up, picked up his blade, and promised his husband a lifetime of wealth and peace.

A tenacious, mischievous shou x a doting gong who hides his true strength

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Theme: Money isn't everything.