Cat Sect Leader, Getting Petted Online

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Blurb

[Adorable sweet little tabby x Immortal Venerable who talks a mile a minute and adores cats]

Legend has it that there was once a sect that took the Three Realms by storm. Anyone who met its disciples would fall under their spell within three seconds, and without exception, all who looked directly at them became devotees.

The devotees roamed the streets, carrying dried fish and all sorts of woven bags. They looked crazed, like stalkers, and would occasionally mutter strange words no one else could understand:

"Mimi!"

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Xue Mi is the ninety-ninth head of the Meow Sect, as well as the last little cat in the sect to attain human form. The hopes of his entire clan rest on his shoulders.

He decides to travel the world, vowing to restore the Meow Sect to its former glory.

He joins an immortal sect, but the cultivators who despise the demon race kick him down the mountain after he accidentally lets his demonic aura slip.

He joins a Buddhist sect, but the young monks dislike him after he accidentally bites into the offerings in front of a Buddha statue.

The poor kitty is troubled.

With nowhere else to turn, Xue Mi goes to the mortal realm, a place many of his predecessors have called terrifying and warned him never to visit.

Mortals are weak and ruled by the seven emotions and six desires. Though bound by morals and laws, they still nurture evil in the shadows.

But they affectionately call Xue Mi "Little Mouse Catcher" and offer him dried fish in all sorts of flavors at the same time every day.

Xue Mi licks his fur, a little embarrassed, and decides he should give the frail little humans something in return.

He's a righteous kitty, and today he's going to be a beacon of justice!

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The immortal and Buddhist sects blacklist a cat demon with especially atrocious behavior. But when they come to the mortal realm, they discover that the mortals are acting strangely.

They hear that those mortals are actually calling the wicked cat demon a "Cat Immortal"!

Xue Mi is troubled too. He's not an immortal!

He seeks out his only close friend in the mortal realm and confides his worries.

His friend tells him that he hasn't yet learned how mortals live.

The kitty listens with an open mind.

"Mortal" Pei Xuan Ting:

"Little kitty, mortal friends can hold paws, you know."

"Right, when mortal friends meet again, they're supposed to roll over and let the other person rub their belly."

"..."

"Aren't we best friends?"

▲Reader's Guide:

1. Happy ending, one-on-one romance, sweet and satisfying with mutual pampering. Basically, the story of a silly little kitty being blackmailed.

2. The cover is from an artist's template.

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Blurb:

Yi Zhu, hailed as a once-in-a-thousand-years genius in the cultivation world, suffers a devastating injury in an accident. His meridians are ruined, and all his cultivation is gone.

But when he wakes from his coma, Yi Zhu discovers that he has been bound to a rather perverted System.

The System tells him that if he can just get on his nemesis's good side, his meridians will be restored and his cultivation might even surge.

Yi Zhu: No.

He'd rather die! Die out there! Become a cripple! He will never bow or yield to that damn bastard! Never!

After plummeting from the clouds into the mud, Yi Zhu finds that countless people in the cultivation world are waiting to laugh at him.

Zeyu Academy opens once every three years, gathering young cultivators from all sects to spar and make friends. There, everyone sees the former favored son of heaven come face-to-face with his nemesis, Wenren Zhuo.

Who doesn't know that Yi Zhu and Wenren Zhuo can't stand each other and always get into a fight when they meet?

Bystander A: They're about to fight!

Bystander B: Can Yi Zhu even fight now that he's a cripple?

The System waves its paw. Host, charge! Get on his good side and you'll recover your peak strength! Put up with it for a while, and you'll enjoy the good life. Take a step back, and you'll be free to do whatever you want!

In full view of everyone, Yi Zhu walks toward Wenren Zhuo, sounding even more hostile than usual. "Hey! Why are you blocking my way? Looking for a fight?!"

His cultivation is completely gone anyway, and he has only one life left. With nothing to lose, he might as well draw his sword!

[Ding, ]

A bright notification rings out in his mind:

[Initial mission complete! Target's emotional value has increased by 20. Reward issued!]

The System follows up with an excited yell: "Aaaah, sweetheart, your meridians have been restored!"

Yi Zhu: ???

CP: [Tsundere, theatrical bastard top x Don't come near me, sour-faced beauty bottom]

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