Wa Zong Was Knocked Down by Mao Mao After Get Off Work [Puishu]

["After the baby drama, the little zombie's ancestral graves are filled with green smoke every day", updating ~ click to collect it ~ compare your feelings ~] The copywriting of this article is exclusive to Jinjiang Xia Ming in the previous life: good acting skills, firmly ranked C in the entertainment industry. Xia Ming from behind the scenes: beautiful vase, 18th line, black on the internet. Not only that, Xia Ming also has a five-year-old son. There's something different about his son, he has the shape of a beast! ! ! Who would have thought that a five-year-old kid, Long Aotian, is actually a cute little tiger with fluffy ears on his head? Xia Ming: "Be good, son, rub your little ears for me." Little tiger: "rua what rua, I am a tiger, not a cat!!" Little Tiger's heart: He hates his father who has no sense of boundaries! ! ! Xia Ming was framed by an unscrupulous company. In order to pave the way for newcomers, he was forced to participate in a live baby show. To put it bluntly, he was made to be cannon fodder. Xia Ming glanced at the tiger son: "After you go, remember to have a good relationship with the animals. Tigers and lions are the leaders of the zoo." The first day of broadcast. Xia Ming, who has a phobia of sharp lips, was so frightened that he hid behind Zaizai and was ridiculed on trending searches. [Don't be too outrageous. You are such a big man and you still need your son to protect you? So cowardly. [I don't usually laugh, but he was so stupid. Since then, Xia Ming has completely let himself go. Green tea? Internet talk? Crazy literature, with all kinds of characters at your fingertips. Seeing him walking farther and farther on the black and red road. Netizens shouted: "Brother, don't do this, your face has changed!" What netizens didn't expect the most was the outrageous way he got along with his son. Tiger cub Sensen is a little dragon Aotian, and Xia Ming knows very well that he cannot educate him using ordinary parenting methods. While other guests are establishing the persona of a loving father and a filial son. Sensen: "Father only likes me, he doesn't even look at you, hum!" Xia Ming put down the game console in his hand, grabbed the lollipop that Zaizi had just opened and put it in his mouth: "So what, you still have to call me daddy." Sensen: "Humph, Hanhan said she is a fan of mine, and I am also a fan. I am much better than you." Xia Ming didn't even raise his head: "Oh, fans, I have one too, it's only 40 million. If you need it, can I share it with you?" The tiger cub stomped his feet angrily, and a pair of furry ears with black tiger stripes popped out of his head: "You're so mad at me!" Xia Ming: "This is my first time being a father to a tiger. I don't have much experience. Hide your tiger ears. Wait, come over and give me a rub first." After many days of battles of wits and courage, Xia Ming finally found a way to make the tiger cub behave for a second, and went online to buy a large box of catnip and cat tea sticks. My dear, your dad has walked more roads than you have eaten. From then on, the gears of fate began to turn, and the rebellious Lu Ka and his son Long Aotian became popular! [You don't treat other people's babies like this. [A role model for our generation, a rebellious person. [These tricks are not all leftover from your play, right? Teach me, teach me, teach me] [Who is not a baby of five years and several hundred months? * Sensen has been very distressed recently. The father who scolded him every day and made him stand for a long time has become a little different recently. Seeing him turn into a little tiger, not only does he not dislike him as before, but he also rubs his little ears and touches his tiger butt. Have you ever heard that a tiger's butt is not allowed to be touched? I hate dads who have no sense of boundaries! He is a beast! ! ! The future king of beasts! ! ! That's too much! ! The little tiger brainwashes himself every day. After his father comes back and drives away this father who has no sense of boundaries, he can stand up and be a tiger again. ——Small theater—— When Su Jingyan came back from a business trip, he was very pleased to see Sensen and Xia Ming getting along well. Night. The man's bathrobe was half hung, with black tiger stripes looming, and his tail wagging behind him as he leaned close to Xia Ming. "They all say you can't give birth to a baby. I think it's necessary to clarify." Xia Ming: "Get out! I really can't give birth!" The Internet's mouth is full of inverse bones and is attacked by the domineering dragon Aotian tiger Zaizai CP: The willful Long Aotian and Tiger Zaizi attack x the cold-talking young master suffers =Reading Guide= The column has a completed article "The mermaid cub is a hit" 1. Overhead, overhead, overhead, no prototype, constantly updated, bottomed out at 6 a. M., Updated at 6 a. M.~ 2. A tiger cub is not your biological child, it is better than your own. 3. Attack is a tiger. 4. Same-sex couples can get married and have children, but they really can't get pregnant. 5. Gong and the original owner have no feelings. Gong and Shou are both clean. Regarding other details, I will explain them in the article. HE, happy eating~ 6. Red envelopes will be dropped from time to time in the comment area~ Pre-received~Please collect~ "Top Omega's Taming Game" As the heir to a top chaebol family, Shi Chaoyun needs a perfect marriage, a docile and obedient Alpha, and the birth of an heir to control the lifeline of the entire family. He chose Yu Ye. A low-quality Alpha who grew up in an ordinary family with no background and owes a lot of debt. He is obedient and well-behaved and will never disobey his "master"'s orders. When Shi Chaoyun was angry, his eyes would turn red and he would say, "Chaoyun, don't drive me away." He would also clumsily rub his palms for comfort after being burned. Shi Chaoyun was very satisfied with You Ye's sensibleness, and secretly planned to give You Ye a large reward after giving birth to draw a clear line. His puppy seemed to be aware of its owner's intentions and became more well-behaved and considerate. When she was suffering from morning sickness, the puppy knelt beside the bed and fed her plum soup, with tears hanging from her eyelashes: "It's all my fault. I made you work too hard." When he said he wanted to eat lychees, the puppy could brave the heavy rain and rush to the fruit shop a few kilometers away, and bring him the freshest lychees that had just arrived. Many nights, in order to prevent himself from hurting Shi Chaoyun during the susceptible period, You Ye disappeared after taking the inhibitor. All this is too familiar, like a dog deliberately trying to please if it is afraid of being abandoned by its owner. But also because his puppy was too careless, Shi Chaoyun discovered a carefully crafted scam for himself. On a rainy night, You Ye, covered in blood, knocked on the door of the villa and crawled into his arms tremblingly: "During the competition, the track slipped... I'm so scared." Later, Shi Chaoyun called the surveillance and found that the man controlled the steering wheel with one hand while racing and accurately escaped from the car two seconds before the crash. On the night when his morning sickness was at its worst, a major case occurred in City A. The report sent by the assistant said: Youye single-handedly uncovered the den for smuggling nutritional solutions for pregnant women and assisted the police in uncovering the largest nutrient solution smuggling case. Those days that disappeared were not spent alone in the old house as You Ye said. Instead, they went to boxing underground to earn money for milk powder for their children, and even got odds of 1:68. He is clearly a mad dog that eats people without spitting out bones, but when others ask when he will hold a wedding with Shi Chaoyun, he will pretend to be a good dog and say that he needs to get approval from Mr. Shi first. On the day of delivery, Shi Chaoyun clutched the divorce agreement and sneered: "Puppy, how long do you plan to keep pretending?" But his wrist was clasped backwards, and the pheromones were overwhelming: "Master taught me well, don't you just like docile dogs?" =Small theater= Everyone in the circle knew that Shi Chaoyun found a good husband who was good in the living room and good in the kitchen. Many people gossip behind my back. It's a shame for an Alpha to be taken care of by an Omega. The scum of Alpha. There was no end to words like this. During an interview, the host mentioned an old story again. "Omega are supposed to be weak and take care of their husbands and children at home. Many people don't understand your approach. Do you have anything to say about this?" Shi Chaoyun twirled the wedding ring on his ring finger. You Ye helped him put it on before going out. After a moment, he said in a cold voice: "My dog doesn't have anyone else's turn to gossip." He has never said that his dog is docile and will not bite. In his opinion, the seemingly docile puppy is actually a veritable mad dog. The strong, indifferent and decisive queen O Updating~ "After a mermaid fell in love with a variety show, her rivals fell in love miserably" When he woke up, Pei Nian went from being the least favored little mermaid in the family to being the cannon fodder male partner in the novel who was widely criticized by fans. The original owner had a bad temper. He made irritating comments online, offended half of the celebrities in the circle, and was called a cancer in the entertainment industry by netizens. Pei Nian is trembling: I want to go home QAQ The system told him that as long as he collected the tears of a hundred people and condensed shark beads, he could return home. I was invited to participate in a romance show. Unexpectedly, one of the guests was the original owner's biggest rival—Shen Baishi. Pei Nian planned to keep a low profile, live on the subsistence allowance, try to build a good relationship with each guest, and also took the initiative to show his kindness to Shen Baishi, carefully poking a lot of holes. I planned to treat Shen Baishi to delicious food, but almost "poisoned" him. With an idea, he got up early to make breakfast for Shen Baishi, and almost burned down the kitchen. Netizens who used to scold him every day turned around and kowtowed to CP Mindless and unhappy. [Has a director given them a script about a bitter rival becoming a true love? Is this the legendary Confrontation Road CP? Pei Nian: No, you should eat something good at least! Pei Nian later discovered that it was easier to collect high-purity tears with Shen Baishi, so when Shen Baishi proposed to form a CP with him, he agreed without hesitation. But as a little mermaid who lives in the sea, how does he know what group CP is? Pei Nian ate and drank every day, diligently collecting tears. The other guests were in pairs, and Pei Nian pulled Shen Baishi to rescue the wounded every day, trying his best to make everyone feel grateful to him. Others search for it every day, but Pei Nian likes to show off his abs and make everyone watch tear-jerking movies. Finally, the day came to call the favorite guests, and everyone chose the one they liked the most. Shen Baishi waited all night but didn't get his call. Shen Baishi gritted his molar teeth: "You are not a straight man, are you? Then what does it mean if you kissed me last night?" Pei Nian automatically ignored the first half of the sentence: "Are you lucky?" [It doesn't matter whether they are straight or crooked, they all turn into yellow! [My straight brother and I never kiss. Straight man (fake) sells me lightly, I will suffer all my life. [I turned your nemesis into a love brain, please publish a book] =Small theater= As time went by, Pei Nian found that his enemy often controlled him, not letting him eat late-night snacks or watching movies. The little mermaid has never experienced such injustice. A little angry and drunk all night, he almost turned into raw pickled seafood. Drunk, he found Shen Baishi and without saying a word, he pinned him down on the bed and sat on him. The aggrieved Baba took out a small bottle of pearls from his pocket: "Don't be angry with me, I'll give these to you." Shen Baishi raised his eyebrows and said, "What did you mean last time when you said the mermaid gave away the pearl?" Pei Nian: "Asking for... A mate?" Little fool but super capable of eating at the expense of others and not benefiting oneself, the little mermaid × top love brain super green tea attack Mission: happy parenting, caring for animals