After the Baby Was Born, the Little Zombie's Ancestral Grave Was Filled with Smoke Every Day.

The next volume is about criminal investigation: "Tear to pieces". Please add it to your collection. The text is at the bottom. Copywriting of this article: Jiang Zhiyu in his previous life: mature and steady, a famous fashion designer. Jiang Zhiyu from behind the scenes: The entire Internet is black, and his taste is so bad that he cannot even see the 18th line. Putting all this aside, he also has a son with a bad temper who will explode in any minute, a little zombie who loves to bask in the sun. The five-year-old little zombie has a bad temper, loves to put on airs, and is always clamoring to eat tomatoes. On the first day of studying, Jiang Zhiyu looked at his son and suddenly said: "Can you suck blood? Show me, and I'll lend you a bite on my neck." The little zombie was furious: "You give me a sense of boundaries! I don't drink everyone's blood!!!" Jiang Zhiyu: Angry zombie baby, cute, give it a kiss. She was framed by an unscrupulous agent and accidentally obtained the tickets for a live broadcast of the adventure baby show. Jiang Zhiyu immediately told the little zombie: "We are going to film a show. Remember to keep your teeth." The little zombie dismissed it: "I won't go." Jiang Zhiyu: "If I don't go, I won't have money to buy tomatoes for you, and I'll have to eat meat every day." Although the kid was irritable, he was very easy to trick, so he packed his luggage without any hesitation. As soon as the variety show started airing, Little Zombie became famous with his glowing white skin. Jiang Zhiyu was criticized on the Internet. What's going on? This child must be malnourished, it's all in vain! [Although I'm a fool, I already have children. I've earned enough money to give them something good to eat! [Did Jiang Zhiyu abuse his son? Jiang Zhiyu sneered while watching the comments, and turned his attention to his son who was playing zombies vs. Plants next to him. Little Zombie: "Here, bring me my 1982 ketchup." Jiang Zhiyu: "It's already gone rancid..." Little zombie: "I'm so hungry. I want to eat a day-old tomato. If I don't eat it in five minutes, I will blow up S City!" Jiang Zhiyu: "My family's mortgage hasn't been paid off yet, so you're going to kill me and pay off the mortgage yourself?" Little zombie: "Then forget it..." Who is abusing whom? I thought I would earn some living expenses by eating and drinking in variety shows, but the little zombie insisted on causing trouble. In the middle of the night, I was hungry and took him to the cemetery to steal tomatoes. Being caught on live broadcast. [You two, father and son, have a bad feeling. [No, the program team is so dismissive? Go to the cemetery to steal tomatoes for someone so hungry in the middle of the night? [Aren't you afraid that the people inside will suddenly come out? The little zombie smiled evilly: This is my ancestor, why don't you give me some pocket money? After the alternative method became popular on the Internet, the little zombie's chin was raised to the sky. … The little zombie's name is Jian Nuo, and his nickname is Nuomi. On the first day he met his new father, his father left home in a hurry because he took on a private job. He didn't get along with this new father at all, but one day, he found that the new father had changed. She would smile at him and always pester him to suck his blood. He is a good little zombie of the new era. How can he suck blood? His father said that only mosquitoes are keen on sucking blood, and he is not a mosquito. But this dad... Occasionally, there will be a good side. I will accompany him to grow tomatoes, eat tomatoes, sell vegetables in exchange for tomatoes, go to the graves of my ancestors to steal tomatoes, and play the game of zombies vs. Plants with him. Nuomi thought, if his father bribed him with a truck, oh no, ten truckloads of tomatoes, he would agree to let his father be together~ Jiang Zhiyu accidentally learned of Nuomi's thoughts and quickly asked: "Don't you have the kind of elders in your family who would give me 10 million to let me leave this family?" Nuomi: What is this person talking about? Finally, the impoverished Jiang Zhiyu got what he wanted. Nuomi's ancestor crawled out of his ancestral grave and came to him with his face covered in dirt: "I'll give you one hundred million..." Jiang Zhiyu: "Needless to say, I understand the plot behind it. When will the money arrive?" The old man took out a few wads of "money" with a face value of one thousand yuan. Jiang Zhiyu: "Why don't you bury yourself again?" His handsome zombie veteran appeared and explained coldly: "I went to move the ancestral grave, and he ran out of the coffin by himself." Jiang Zhiyu thought in his heart: What, is it because they don't like it if you don't cremate here? Small theater Jian Huai was invited to participate in a variety show, and he and his newlywed wife treated each other like guests. When they slept, they had his eight hundred thoughts between them. Seeing Jiang Zhiyu being bullied, Jian Huai's face was cold: "If we can't solve it in three minutes, I will blow up the program team." Jian Huai's heart: My wife just looked at me, he must think I'm super handsome, and I love him so much that I want to kiss him. In fact, Jiang Zhiyu's reaction was: "What's wrong with these father and son? Is this some kind of ancestral entertainment program? It explodes at every turn. They must have been bombs in their previous lives." 2. The little zombie pushed open the door, stared blankly at the two people who were fulfilling their duties as husband and wife, and pursed his lips in grievance. My father clearly said that only mosquitoes suck blood! But why did he hide secretly and drink his father's blood? He couldn't be a mosquito, right? Jian Huai sighed helplessly: "Go out and close the door. We are very busy now." The little zombie was puzzled: "What are you busy with?" Jian Huai's face didn't change: "Have a baby." Jiang Zhiyu smiled and kicked him: "What will you give birth to next? Will you throw a cannon?" Jian Huai: "I like everything you gave birth to." Wearing an inverted bone sand sculpture with a cold face, attacking the zombies by yourself Zai CP: One point will blow up the angry little zombie attack × the cold and courageous little young master suffers ——Food Guide—— Dear readers, please don't stock up. Please, please, it's going to be on the list. I really need every one of you to subscribe. I also want to thank all the babies for their love and support of this book. After the clip is over, I will work hard to update it every day, and I will show my heart~ 1. Attack and Shou are both clean, the Zaizai is not biological, the text has no children, HE. 2. Attack the commander by the commander, and attack non-traditional zombies, some of which are privately designed. 3. In the background of the main text, men can get married but cannot have children. There are special settings for extra children. 4. Gong has no feelings for the original owner [highlight]. 5. It involves some supernatural content but is not scary, with the main tone being sand sculptures. 6. There is no prototype. There is no prototype. Don't substitute it into reality. Please decline the writing guidance. Don't tell me if you abandon the article. We will see you again when we are destined~ 7. Update frequency: 18:00 p. M., 6,000+ Posts per day on the Thousand Word List "Tear to pieces" Yining City Police Department airborne a "big trouble" - Qi Zhou. She talks little and is weak, as if she will be broken into pieces by high-intensity work in the next second. Chu Fan is most annoyed by this kind of vase. When we met for the first time, he leaned against the door frame, his smile not reaching his eyes: "There is no one in the police station? Send a little white flower as a mascot?" Qi Zhou lowered his eyelashes and said in a very soft voice: "Captain, I will try my best not to hold you back." Secret crimes occurred one after another, and darkness silently enveloped the sky over the city. Corpses with missing organs on the river, ashes dug up at night, new drugs that seep into every corner like bone and blood... One by one, each one is trying to pull Qi Zhou into the abyss. Chu Fan thought he was protecting an embroidered pillow, but in the middle of the night with heavy rain, he saw the embroidered pillow holding a steel pipe and hitting the desperado unambiguously. The moment their eyes met, the originally gentle eyes shone brightly. Qi Zhou played with the steel pipe in his hand and said with a smile: "Captain, would you like to take shelter from the rain together?" The secret behind Qi Zhou's body is a bottomless black hole. An unattractive stick figure picture at the scene of the crime allowed Chu Fan to finally glimpse a corner of the black hole. As the rain poured down, Chu Fan raised his gun and pointed it at him, his voice hoarse: "Who are you?" He held Chu Fan's trembling gun-holding hand and pressed the gun to his heart: "If you don't tear the abyss to pieces, you will be swallowed by the abyss." He didn't come to seek asylum. He came here to find the "knife" Chu Fan suddenly smiled: "You enter the game with your life, and I will be your sword." His eyes fell on the knuckle holding the trigger. "You are my... Irrevocable blade." He said. He guarded this game, and he guarded his life. Chu Fan is the only variable in Qi Zhou's life of exhaustive plans. The flower of the high mountain battle damaged the beauty and was attacked by a wild and untamable dog that protected his wife. "The Lop-eared Rabbit Father and His Son Become the Group's Favorites" The world is developing rapidly, and human bodies have begun to undergo some changes. About one in a million people on the earth has evolved a second form of animals, including tigers, lions, panthers, kittens, and hundreds of other forms. These people are often unable to hide the most iconic features of their animal form. Wen Ju (wǎn) is one of them. She is a weak lop-eared rabbit with a height of 185cm. She is also the vice president of the Second Form Protection Association. She has a beautiful, lively and active lop-eared baby bunny - Shao Yun. In order to promote the relationship between the first human and the second human, he took the lop-eared bunny to participate in a live baby variety show. Except for them, everyone else in the variety show was the first human. The relationship between the first human and the second human is not good, and the mission is not progressing smoothly. Everyone treats the second human like them as enemies. As soon as the variety show started, the live broadcast room was filled with abuse. [Why invite them? We don't need to coexist peacefully with genetically mutated people] [Such a timid lop-eared rabbit will only cause trouble for everyone] [The weak one must be a vase] Oh my God! His ears are so long, so strange] [Will he become so animalistic that he treats the guests as dinner? Facts have proved that the lop-eared rabbit is a very gentle animal. Not only does it not bite people, it also eats turnips and greens for three meals a day. I also get up early every day and use a comb to take care of the hair on my ears. Netizens gradually realized that something was wrong. How could Wen Shi, who looked so frail, cook so well? He also cured the guest of anorexia that he had suffered for many years? He looks gentle and good-tempered, but how can he be so cruel that he can make the director cry? [You told me that this person who can go to the hall and the kitchen, who can fight thieves and catch gangsters, is a rabbit? ? ? No! You should get a green tea script for your face! At the same time, the little lop-eared rabbit Shao Yun also became popular. Wen Neng could recite "Three Hundred Tang Poems" and help his grandfather cross the road, while Wu Neng could beat the kid next door and catch snakes with his bare hands. He was voted the most secure child by netizens and gave him a nickname: Tutu. Wen Ding looked at the little rabbit who was giving psychological counseling to Erha, who was twice his size, and asked, "Sangbiao, why do they call you Tutu?" The public reputation of the father and son changed rapidly. Seeing such an almighty Wen Shi, the other guests doted on the father and son to the heavens. They wished they could all turn back to three years old and call them daddy. Netizens commented: If a rabbit is like this, his husband must be an African cheetah, right? His husband must love him very much, and a loved one will have the confidence to do anything! Wen, who accidentally caught the netizen's thoughts, smiled and said: "We are about to divorce after we agreed to marry. By the way, I got the custody of the little rabbit." * On the first day of Shao Yanchuan's variety show, he looked noble and cool, and looked like strangers to Wen Shi. The next day, there were only a handful of conversations between the two. When all netizens thought they were getting divorced, Shao Yanchuan changed. I can't wait to stick it on Wen Chu's body 24 hours a day, making people suspect that he has skin hunger syndrome. When Wen De was angry, he would ask in a green tea voice: "Honey, don't you love me anymore?" Wen Sheng: "Go away, I want a divorce!" Shao Yanchuan: "No, the number at the divorce registration office has been queued for 5 years!" Netizen: Didn't you say you want a divorce? Warm! How dare you play tricks on me! ! ! =Small theater= On the Nth day of the variety show, Shao Yanchuan watched his wife wandering in front of him every day, with a head full of color waste. Can rabbits get falsely pregnant? Will Wen Shen know it? My wife's ears are so beautiful that they tremble when she touches them. I secretly put on my wife's lipstick today. It smells so good. I'm going to trick him into putting some on it too! The beautiful and gentle wife Lop-eared rabbit is fucked by Zai CP: Beautiful little sun hybrid shou Mission: Positive sunshine, happy parenting