Yan Bai is a newly adult eagle, and it is a species that only comes out in hundreds of thousands - Haidongqing.
By chance, he came to a strange land - Ternanwei State, and met the talented falconer - Brian.
Brian's life was a bit difficult. In order to repay his kindness over a meal, Yan Bai would find all kinds of food for Brian every day.
A strange live variety show disrupted their lives.
The enthusiasm of netizens turned Yan Bai, who was originally a social cow, into a social hawk in an instant.
Hiding behind Brian, the eagle watched furtively. Jpg.
[This eagle is a stupid bird. Can't he understand what the falconer is saying?
Brian: "There's a snake on the prairie. Bring it back." (There's a snake on the prairie, bring it back.)
Half an hour later.
Yan Bai picked up a lifeless rabbit and threw it in front of Brian.
Brian opened his lips slightly and spoke fluently in English: "Send this piece of meat to the box in front."
Yan Bai was motionless, curled up and sleeping.
After a few minutes, he slowly opened his eyes, stretched his body, and flew to the still steaming meat.
Eat the meat.
Brian:…
Yan Bai: It tastes good, but it lacks a bit of salt.
[This eagle is a fool, it's true]
[What a genius falconer? You must be lying. Did you see him taming that eagle?
[Nowadays, there is no lower limit for traffic, bah.
One night, Yan Bai transformed into a human form, and the first thing the white-haired boy did was to open Brian's cell phone.
Yan Bai's inner os: Everyone must be praising me for my beauty.
Fool? ? ? You are the fool! ! Your whole family is stupid! !
Can't understand what the falconer is saying?
Nonsense! Who can understand what he is talking about? He is a native eagle and can only understand the native language and eagle language.
Yan Bai passionately said to netizens: "Of course eagles can only understand eagle language!"
Netizen: Brian speaks English! !
#This bird speaks with such a heavy accent#
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As a talented falconer, Brian has already tamed hundreds of eagles at the age of 29, but there was nothing he could do about this Haidongqing.
This eagle was covered in scales and never obeyed orders. Even though he had learned all his life, he could not tame him.
Just as he was about to give the eagle the harshest lesson possible, that night, his eagle turned into a young man.
The young man lay naked on top of him, with half-transformed wings behind him. The young man blinked, and the stars were reflected in his eyes.
Looking at the feathers on the ground, Brian fell into deep thought.
*
Small theater
1
Yan Bai kissed Brian on the lips: "This is how we birds express our joy."
Brian was serious and his ears were red: "Yeah."
Do you think I believe it?
2
"Brian, I want to go out and play!"
Brian hid the book behind his back in panic, but Yan Bai snatched it away.
"What are you reading..."Men's Posture Guide"???"
Yan Bai: This guy is a pervert.
Night.
Brian pressed Yan Bai on the bed and kissed her aggressively.
He spoke the most authentic Chinese sentence ever.
"Lay me an egg."
Seemingly serious, in fact, he is sultry and aggressive
=Reading Guide=
1. Overhead, overhead, overhead, no prototype.
2. Shuangjie, HE.
3. The background is set to a foreign country, so you don't want to enter by mistake.
4. If you don't like it, please stop your losses immediately and politely refuse writing guidance.
5. This profession is quite special and there will be a small number of private establishments.
Intention: Fly freely between heaven and earth