Can you imagine a tall quarterback lying in his "petite" coach's arms and crying after losing a game?
S is a "theory expert" who just earned a degree in sports management and has only ever coached U9 teams. He's thrilled to be invited to coach the football team at H University, except it seems to be an American football team!
Well, American football is still football. He grits his teeth and takes the job, especially since they're paying him so much.
The team he imagined: enthusiastic college students striving for victory!
The team he actually got: full of infighting... The players are complaining to S about why little G was made the starting quarterback. He only played volleyball in high school and has never touched a football!
Coach S can't exactly say it's because little G is better-looking than all of you. What else matters in a quarterback besides looks? So he says with a straight face, "Little G didn't just play volleyball. He was also a baseball pitcher. He's full of potential. Haven't you seen how fast he moves?"
Listening in, little G can't help imagining what the coach said, and bursts into tears again, trying to keep quiet. The coach really does love him so much.
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Alone in his office, S mutters to himself as he berates every single person on the team. He's just a football coach! Let him go home!
The door suddenly opens. Little G walks in holding a football made of solid gold. Blushing shyly, he says he wants to give it to the coach.
S's inner thoughts: ...This gaudy, hideous thing.
When S hesitates, little G's eyes turn red. He sobs softly and asks why S is rejecting him.
Theme: In competitive sports, being bad is the original sin.
