The Tragic Novel's Heroine Has Questionable Character [Metaphysics]

[I'm so sorry, everyone, but this book may have to go on hiatus for a while. Aside from some real-life issues, there are also a few bugs in the outline. Some core elements need major revisions, so I need to sort out the plot all over again.

I plan to start the Wife System novel first in about a month or two. The blurb is at the very end. Once Wife System is finished, I'll consider restarting this one.]

[I'll refund the value of the virtual gifts to everyone who sent one for this book. Thank you for your understanding and support. "Bows" (TзT)]

[This novel was originally titled: The Tortured Novel's Heroine Goes Online to Become a Nun. I'll try to update daily before it goes premium, and after that I'll aim for three to six updates a week.]

[Violent and devout (?) mystic arts genius x ruthless, taciturn judge of the underworld]

Zhong Suiyan failed her tribulation and became the heroine of an old-school tragic romance.

In theory, she'd spend a million words enduring having her kidneys harvested, her marrow extracted, and a miscarriage caused by the white-moonlight love interest's schemes... Only in the final ten thousand words would she reunite lovingly with the male lead, along with their genius twins.

Zhong Suiyan: ?

No thanks. Nobody wants to be a tragic romance heroine.

*

She transmigrated on her wedding night. The male lead arrived late, ripped down the portrait of her sect's founding master that she'd just painted, and said, "You forced this wedding on me. You'll always be inferior to your pure younger sister, who can give me a kidney!"

Zhong Suiyan: ?

She slapped him. "Who said you could touch my founding master? I'll kill you!"

The next day, she went back to her parents' home and said she wanted a divorce.

But her awful father was so steeped in feudal thinking that he ordered her to be gentle, good, respectful, and yielding. He told her not to meddle in the matter of her husband cheating with her sister.

Her white-lotus younger sister looked so pitiful and claimed she and her brother-in-law had been childhood sweethearts, powerless to resist their feelings. The unloved one was the real homewrecker, she said.

Zhong Suiyan slapped them both, equally, and even hit the golden retriever passing by.

"If you want to be the other woman, go ahead. Just watch out for karma."

As soon as she finished speaking, a bolt of lightning smashed through the roof of the Zhong family's mansion, leaving her awful father and white lotus covered in dust.

Sure enough, when dealing with tragic romance, having no manners is the best kind of manners.

Zhong Suiyan grinned at the vengeful ghost inside the mansion and gave it an internationally recognized hand gesture.

*

After she left, the Zhong family froze all her bank cards.

Even a mystic arts genius has to bend for a few measures of rice...

Just as she was at a loss, she spotted a boy band getting swarmed with votes on her screen, and an idea came to her.

Soon, a young account with a yellow verification badge appeared on Weibo:

@MySectMasterCuresEverything: Mystic arts, feng shui, fortune-telling, ghostbusting, and demon slaying. Interested? Donate 50 yuan to join the fan group and cheer for the mystic arts sect master.

Netizens: Hahaha, what kind of feudal superstition is this?

It wasn't long before the comments started proving them wrong:

"Waaah, Master, you said my bad luck was because my ancestors were restless. After I burned joss paper for my grandpa, things really started going more smoothly, and I even got promoted!"

"Master is the real deal! You said I was in danger of getting hurt, and sure enough, there was a hit-and-run on my way to school. Thanks for saving my life!"

*

Meanwhile, an important figure in the underworld had lost his little disciple and was quietly grieving.

To comfort him, Ox-Head and Horse-Face introduced him to the mortal world's latest sensation: Matchstick Sect Master.

Cui Jue took one look and realized: Isn't that his little disciple?!

Elsewhere, Zhong Suiyan, covered in ghost blood, was still streaming a demonstration of how to draw the sect master's portrait: first draw a circle, then a vertical line, then add four limbs...

When netizens laughed, she said solemnly, "Don't laugh, or the sect master won't bless you."

The Matchstick Sect Master's actual self: Heh.

You little traitor! Just wait until I beat you to death!

I Accidentally Killed the Wife System

You transmigrated.

Your new body belongs to a delicate young wife who was supposed to be reborn. She is beautiful and fragile, and has devoted herself entirely to her domineering CEO husband. But she was treated as a replacement, subjected to the silent treatment and bullied by her in-laws. After her death, her own younger sister even stole her home.

She was supposed to be reborn, get angry for a moment, win her husband's heart back with her cold face, and become an independent woman in spirit.

But she never got reborn. Instead, you transmigrated into her body.

You also got a Wife System to supervise you as you followed the plot.

*

One night, the domineering CEO came home late, reeking of perfume.

[Ding-dong! Please complete the cold-faced hand-washing-his-underwear task. Completion will advance the plot by 10 points.]

Another night, the domineering CEO suffered a sudden stomachache and wanted you to make him ginger soup.

[Ding-dong! Please complete the cold-faced-soup-making task. Completion will advance the plot by 10 points.]

[Ding-dong! Please complete the task of taking care of the CEO's mother.]

[Ding-dong! Please complete the task of running away while pregnant.]

[Ding-dong! If you fail to complete the tasks, your soul will be erased! Please advance the plot and achieve a happy ending as soon as possible!]

*

With your life on the line, you had no choice but to obey. The System forced you to wash the CEO's underwear with a cold face, take care of your mother-in-law with a cold face, and give birth to his child with a cold face...

But you could still put up a little resistance.

For example, adding some Reaper chili sauce to the water you used to wash his underwear.

For example, accidentally pulling out your mother-in-law's oxygen tube while taking care of her.

For example, running away while pregnant with someone else's child.

In the end, the plot was successfully completed, and your domineering CEO husband closed his eyes, his face full of unwillingness.

And you, the poor, devoted little wife, had to marry your late husband's rival as soon as you were widowed, taking the child, house, car, and money with you to protect your ex-husband's "bloodline."

Oh, what a model wife you are.

Theme: Going a little crazy is good for your physical and mental health