[This novel is complete~ The author has a new story, Infinite Promo Streamer, now available in her author profile^3^Please add it to your favorites and show your support~]
One second, Xie Jiu Zhi was chatting away on a paper-cutting forum. The next, she had been transported straight to a star age thousands of years in the future.
In a rundown toy shop coated in dust, Xie Jiu Zhi started a livestream to make money and repay the debt left behind by the original owner.
Who could have guessed that the original owner was a peerlessly manipulative, innocent-looking green tea type, the kind whose act practically oozed right through the screen?
As soon as she opened the livestream, Xie Jiu Zhi was blasted from head to toe by a torrent of hateful comments.
What kind of godforsaken start was this?
No matter. With two thousand haters inherited from the original owner, Xie Jiu Zhi used all kinds of toys from ancient Huaxia to transform into the livestream's beloved Zhizhi Wife, also known as Whatever Wife.
In the star age, mental power almost never grows again after adulthood.
Yet Xie Jiu Zhi unexpectedly discovered that her toys could help their stagnant mental power grow.
Tremble, foolish people of the stars!
To keep from living off her savings until they ran out, Xie Jiu Zhi also tracked down a supplier of raw materials, and from then on began her adventures.
In the livestream: ? Whatever Wife, don't just run off with some random man!!!
Song Yun Yi, the random man: ?
Xie Jiu Zhi, Whatever: ? I'm just trying to make money.
What had seemed like an ordinary toy livestream eventually became a multifaceted stream featuring wilderness adventures, ancient toys, killing pollutants, and the revival of ancient culture. You could say it truly lived up to the name "Just Streaming Whatever."
In the livestream: I always thought Whatever Wife was just a delicate man...
Song Yun Yi is a general in the star forces, and moonlights as a supplier of raw materials.
One day, he was dozing in his little shop when a young man's voice suddenly woke him up. The young man also said he wanted to buy the raw materials sold there.
How strange. Better take a look.
The light in the young man's eyes looked genuine, and he even proposed a partnership. Then Song Yun Yi entered the young man's livestream, and his mental power, which had not increased in ages, suddenly stirred.
What was going on? Better take another look.
Only later did he realize that he could no longer control how much attention he paid to the young man.
[Reader's Guide]
1. There are lots of personal worldbuilding details; the setting is all from the author's imagination.
2. The top and bottom are both pure, and this is firmly a one-on-one romance!
3. A happy ending is guaranteed. If you can't keep reading, please just leave.
4. Thank you for your love and support, mwah mwah^3^
Here's a preview of an infinite-flow story, Infinite Promo Streamer.
Xuan Ting Bai is a struggling author. Even after following the usual fate of struggling writers and becoming a promo streamer, his fortunes did not improve at all.
Then one day, an infinite-flow System came looking for him. If he combined his promos with the System, he could gain huge amounts of traffic after successfully clearing each level.
Xuan Ting Bai: There's a deal like that?
"I've been reborn. I've returned to the day I was pushed off the cliff."
Accompanied by an oddly hypnotic video of someone cutting soap, his promo quickly went viral. At the same time, the System sent a notification: "Welcome to the instance 'Stand-In.' A total of 20 participants have been admitted. Mission: Find the real culprit and survive."
Xuan Ting Bai felt the tip of a knife at his back. He grabbed it, then flipped the person wielding it onto the ground.
Then he put on a pitiful expression. Blood streamed from his hand, drawing the attention of a hapless soul who had been pulled into this world by his promo.
The hapless soul held out a hand to him. "Come with me. I'll get you out of this hell!"
Xuan Ting Bai: ...Oh?
The story in the promo took a strange turn, and there was something eerie everywhere. The people pulled into this place cried and screamed as they tried to escape.
At long last, they found someone they could trust, only to be torn apart in the blink of an eye.
Before long, everyone was on edge.
And Xuan Ting Bai stood atop a mountain of corpses, nonchalantly chewing on the lollipop in his mouth.
When he heard someone call from behind him, his expression slowly turned aggrieved. Then he turned around and let out a sob.
The hapless soul opened their arms and pulled him into an embrace.
The monsters he had torn apart with his own hands: ???
The people who had accidentally witnessed the slaughter: ???
Xuan Ting Bai loved watching the commotion, and the infinite-flow System only made him all the more formidable.
He was also revered as a god by everyone because of his exploits in tearing monsters apart with his bare hands.
One day, while choosing the next promo instance, a group of people suddenly broke down his door, and one of them pinned him beneath them.
Though held down, he still smiled. "Long time no see?"
The next second, another instance began. He rubbed his wrist, leaned down, and patted the hapless soul's face. "I still prefer it when you protect me."
Theme: Promoting traditional Chinese culture
Hello! There are many shortcomings in this newbie's work, but I hope it can bring you a little happiness~ Thank you for your understanding^3^ The author's column has opened new articles "Five Babies in the Start" and has pre-collected "Infinite Tweet Account" and "The God in Charge of Bargaining in a Weird World". You are welcome to collect it, thank you! (Happily spinning in circles) (Hug the passing little cutie) (Kiss) (Run away) (Then spinning in circles) (Spinning in circles and scattering flowers)
...? Why is there still a mental power setting? Real educational toys?
Claw! The subject matter of this article reminded me of Zhuge Liang who made toys all day long to coax Zhang Fei to play on a certain video.
How should I put it, I thought it was just the beginning 😂
Increase mental power × Grow a brain??
Finished spreading flowers!!!! Thanks to my wife for cooking!!!
I really want a straw knit made of fireflies!!! So cute!!
Thank you for the huge discount!! Press your claws without looking! 1.26
Go, go, don't give up!
I'll make it up tomorrow, otherwise don't blame me for being crazy and wallowing.