I'm Everyone's Crush on a Dating Show in Another World

Blurb:

Cong Cong is a bona fide human. On Earth today, that makes him nothing more than the most ordinary and insignificant among millions of species.

Earth launches a new dating reality show, Love on Earth. One of the human guests who had agreed to appear suddenly flakes out, so Cong Cong, a college student visiting the TV tower, gets hauled onto the show by the director to play the comic relief while secretly carrying out missions.

The Love on Earth production team invites seven male guests, all with wildly different personalities and from wildly different species, to spend a year living together in a luxurious villa whose location can be changed at will, while traveling through Earth's seven regions.

The invited male guests are:

1. Gudes III, a vampire aristocrat and heir ranked first on Earth's rich list. He has a slim waist, broad shoulders, long legs, a wealthy background, elegant manners, and an intensely possessive streak. He is the secret crush of countless young aristocratic vampires during the social season.

2. Kesi, a werewolf with sharply defined muscles and a broad, double-door-refrigerator build, who is unexpectedly pure-hearted. He is currently the most famous ballad singer in Earth's entertainment industry, with hundreds of millions of fans across Earth.

3. Zhang Huaze, a top-of-the-line robot created by the world's leading mechanical engineering company, with independent consciousness. He has the looks of a teenage idol, encyclopedic knowledge, and an intensely restrained air. A flick of his finger can send Earth's entire financial market into turmoil.

4. Yang Jiji, an adorable, soft and fluffy hamster alien who hosts a food show that has taken Earth by storm. To this day, it crushes the global TV show rankings by an enormous margin. He shot to fame through the show and has won countless fans.

5. Rui Hai, tall and exquisitely handsome, a rebellious, arrogant second prince from a powerful and cold-blooded ocean family. He came ashore alone to join the show in defiance of his traditional family. He is the true power behind the octopus family's covert forces.

6. K, a complete spiritual entity from planet K-X, with a lofty way of thinking and the personality of a quietly devoted second male lead. He is the youngest lecturer in Earth history at Earth University, Earth's top institution. His striking appearance and gentle, scholarly air have made him an internet-famous teacher.

The only reason the seventh male guest, Cong Cong, joins the show is to complete the little tasks secretly assigned by the director.

Task 1: Find a way to get the vampire duke and the werewolf superstar to speak more than ten sentences to each other in one day.

The dignified, self-possessed vampire aristocrat and the ferocious werewolf end up trading three hundred barbs over the right to go grocery shopping with Cong Cong, nearly sparking a war between vampires and werewolves.

Task 2: Convince the robot to appear on the hamster alien's food show.

Instead, the robot and the hamster alien drag Cong Cong onto the show with them, then get jealous over him in front of a billion viewers on the world's most-watched program.

Task 3: Arrange a romantic date between the octopus alien and the K-X alien in the library at Earth University.

Instead, Cong Cong gets caught between them, one offering him milk tea and the other bringing him cake, drawing a crowd of fascinated Earth University students.

Cong Cong gazes at them with big, misty, sparkling eyes and long lashes: ? Meow, what are you all doing?

The six male guests: Chasing you.

The only couple in this story: Cong Cong x Gudes III. A delicate, gentle, innocent and universally adored bottom x a dignified, elegant, self-controlled but possessive top who goes crazy whenever the bottom is involved.

The bottom is irresistible, and the top has an overwhelming advantage. The top and bottom used to date, and there was a reason they broke up. It will slowly be revealed! The bottom doesn't remember that they were once together!

Currently updating:

Yi Tiantian, a gossip lover, transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel as a disposable extra shoved into the cast by the investors.

The good news: After deciding to do nothing, he gets his favorite Gossip System!

The bad news: He has no idea that everyone in the entertainment industry can hear his thoughts!

[That guy with the tongue, ear, and eyebrow piercings even has a piercing down there!]

A cool-looking man in the distance, who had been wearing a cold expression, instantly turns bright red.

[Oh, so that scumbag mentor used a debut spot to force him!]

[That scumbag mentor has no say over who debuts, but he still tricked three contestants into selling themselves on the show! He deserves to die!!]

The three young men each punch the mentor, knocking him to the ground.

Yi Tiantian: That's the way!

The production team: Replace the mentor!

After unexpectedly debuting, Yi Tiantian lands a role in a TV adaptation of a hugely popular IP. With nothing better to do, he starts gossiping again.

[It's one thing for the actor and actress to kiss on camera, but why were they making out so passionately in the woods last night?!]

[Oh, so those two are serial offenders when it comes to having affairs with their co-stars!]

The actor and actress: ??? How does she know?!

The actor's pregnant wife, who came to visit him on set: You cheating scumbag! You're leaving with nothing!

The director: Replace the lead actor immediately!!!

On a travel variety show, Yi Tiantian sits on the bus, bored and gossiping.

[What, these two are actually biological siblings?!]

Everyone perks up their ears and listens closely.

[Oh, so they're the two top-tier stars who are dating!]

[Wait! They both cheated with someone else on this variety show, too. This industry is such a mess.]

The two top-tier stars: ??? What?

Everyone: Hurry up and tell us who the other person is!!

The investors, watching the ratings soar: You are my god!

Ever since the entertainment industry could hear Yi Tiantian's thoughts, life has felt like a cheat code.

Celebrities shower Yi Tiantian with all kinds of luxury goods, shows offer him generous terms to appear, and investors bring him huge sums to help vet their investments...

And then, on the day a certain reclusive movie emperor makes his comeback.

[Holy crap, the legendary movie emperor, who already has eighteen awards, is going to come back soon and announce that he's dating me!]

The movie emperor: ?

Blurb dated 11/13

This story is entirely fictional and isn't based on real people!

Coming soon in the author's collection: Going Wild While Giving Up in an Angsty Entertainment Industry Novel

Theme: May love and all things beautiful always be with you.