Yi Tiantian, a passionate gossip-lover, transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel as a disposable extra forced onto the show by the investors.
Good news: After deciding to slack off, he gets his favorite gossip System!
Bad news: He has no idea that everyone in the entertainment industry can hear his thoughts!
[That guy with a tongue piercing, earrings, and an eyebrow piercing has another piercing down there, too!]
A cool-looking man in the distance, whose face had been expressionless, instantly turns bright red.
[Oh, so that sleazy mentor used the promise of a debut spot to pressure him!]
[That sleazy mentor has no say over who gets to debut, yet he tricked three contestants into selling themselves on the show! He deserves to die!]
The three guys knock the mentor to the floor with one punch each.
Yi Tiantian: Nice hit!
The production team: Replace the mentor!
After unexpectedly making his debut, Yi Tiantian lands a role in a TV adaptation of a hugely popular IP. With nothing else to do, he starts gossiping again.
[The actor and actress kissed on camera, fine, but why were they making out so enthusiastically in the woods last night, too?!]
[Oh, so those two are serial offenders when it comes to having affairs with their co-stars!]
The actor and actress: ??? How does she know?
The actor's pregnant wife, who came to visit the set: That scumbag can leave with nothing!
The director: Replace the lead actor immediately!
On a travel variety show, Yi Tiantian sits on the bus, bored and gossiping.
[What? These two are actually biological siblings?!]
Everyone perks up their ears to listen closely.
[Oh, they're those two top-tier stars who are dating!]
[Wait! They both cheated with another person on this show, too. This industry is such a mess.]
The two top-tier stars: ??? What?
Everyone: Hurry up and tell us who the other person is!
The investors, watching the ratings soar: You're a godsend!
Ever since the entertainment industry began hearing Yi Tiantian's thoughts, his life has been smooth sailing.
Celebrities shower him with all kinds of luxury goods, variety shows offer generous terms to get him on their programs, and investors bring him huge sums of money to help vet their investments...
Then, on the day a reclusive movie emperor makes his comeback...
[No way, the legendary movie emperor with eighteen awards is going to come out and announce that he's dating me soon!]
The movie emperor: ?
Synopsis updated 11/13
This story is entirely fictional and is not based on real people!
Pre-release 1: The Transmigrator's Earth Errand Boy
In 2050, everyone on Earth awakens a superpower.
In 2070, the emergence of superpowers leads to the rebuilding and regulation of Earth's social order.
In 2100, Xie Yi is born.
Good news: He is born into the family of Earth's richest man.
Bad news: He still hasn't awakened a superpower by the age of eighteen.
Because he has no superpower, his wealthy parents find him embarrassing and throw him out, lavishing their care on their fake son and leaving him only an old house to live in.
His boyfriend, who had liked him for his money, immediately clings to the fake son instead and flaunts their relationship in front of him!
On the first day after being kicked out, Xie Yi gets two more messages.
Good news: He wins a travel grand prize after buying water at a convenience store. He can live in a different region each month, for free, for a whole year.
Bad news: The smart bracelet on his wrist issues a warning:
A stomach condition has been detected. Recommended treatment: await death. Estimated time remaining: 100 days, 59 minutes, 59 seconds.
Just as Xie Yi loses hope and prepares to end his life early, he discovers that he has joined a group chat.
The group members have all transmigrated to other worlds, and Xie Yi is the only one still on Earth.
Once they realize Xie Yi is still on Earth, the group members make all kinds of requests.
A group member in a bizarre world: Can you check if my game account is still playable? I'll give you a peachwood sword that wards off evil!
Xie Yi: Huh, I play that game too! But the servers are shutting down today!
A group member in a Western fantasy world: Can you go check if my dog is okay? I'll give you a whole group of house elves!
Xie Yi: Bad news, the dog was almost snatched by an unscrupulous merchant to be cooked into dog meat! Good news, it awakened a superpower and became an invincible Explosive Tyrannosaur, wreaking havoc across the city (?).
A group member in a cultivation world: Can you check if my wife is okay at home? I'll give you a Solid Essence Pill!
Xie Yi: Your wife has become your younger brother's wife!! And the two of them have even hatched a strange dragon egg?!
A group member in a courtly world: Can you check if the person who murdered my husband has gotten what's coming to them? I'll give you a hundred thousand taels of gold!
Xie Yi: The murderer hasn't been arrested because they're missing crucial evidence, but your husband isn't dead! They all teamed up to deceive you!
Xie Yi spends his remaining time traveling and helping his group members fulfill their wishes, receiving countless precious treasures from them in return.
In the end, the fake son who had constantly targeted him is imprisoned for killing someone with his superpower. His heartless family goes to great lengths to beg Xie Yi to come home, and his ex-boyfriend drops to his knees and begs him to take him back!
But Xie Yi couldn't care less, because now he has a whole crowd of new men around him.
A mysterious, handsome illusionist from the West who writes novels, an icy business tycoon who turns into a wagging-tailed puppy, a scheming demon who loves to tease people, a taciturn but deadly superpowered mercenary...
Xie Yi: Life is so wonderful, but I'm about to die.
Xing Mu: Baby, you won't.
Pre-release 2: The Supporting Character Is Always Making Choices (Quick Transmigration)
Ren Xiaoge binds himself to a quick transmigration System. He can only survive if he accumulates enough points.
As a minor character, he awakens a choice System as his golden finger.
But these choices seem a little... off.
The Fake Son Story
A possessive real son vs. a tea-green fake son, and you are the fake son's assistant, constantly berated by him.
[The tea-green fake son gives the lunch you made to the real son, claiming he made it himself. Choose.]
1. Say nothing and endure the humiliation. The fake son will oppress you even more in the future, and you gain 1 survival point.
2. Expose him on the spot. The real son thinks you're secretly in love with him and starts paying attention to you everywhere. You gain 10 survival points and one chance to speed up the plot!
The Workplace CEO Story
A possessive CEO vs. a sweet, vulnerable innocent, and you are the innocent's devoted, big-brotherly admirer.
[The possessive CEO corners you against the wall and demands to know what your relationship is with the innocent. Choose.]
1. Fight back bravely, but you're no match for the CEO. You end up barely clinging to life and gain 5 survival points.
2. Kiss him. The CEO discovers a whole new world and eagerly returns your kiss. You gain 20 survival points and one chance to refresh the options!
The Runaway-with-a-Baby Story
A possessive big shot vs. a pure-hearted beauty who runs away with a child, and you are the doctor caring for the beauty.
The White Moonlight's Substitute Story
The Reunited Lovers Story
Eventually, the plots of all the worlds start veering off course, and all the love interests who were supposed to fall for the protagonists go madly in love with Ren Xiaoge!
Ren Xiaoge: ??? Amitabha.
A possessive, split-personality love interest x a protagonist who only wants to survive
They are each other's one and only, body and soul, and have never loved any other side characters.
Pre-release 3: The Pure Love Rescue Plan
Yang Xingxing was a lunatic even when he was alive. After dying, he binds himself to a quick transmigration System and must survive in the various novels he enters.
At first, Yang Xingxing thinks he can just have a little romance in each book and stay alive. But then he discovers...
These novels are all seriously messed up.
[The Disabled CEO's Pampered Parasitic Vine]
Before the CEO becomes disabled, he dotes on the parasitic vine in every way. But after his disability, he grows more and more unhinged. The vine becomes a caged bird, and in the end, the CEO locks him up at home until he dies, covered in countless wounds.
Yang Xingxing: The CEO is disabled, right? Then let's throw him in a care home to get beaten up!
System: ?
CEO: ??
In the end, the CEO gets scolded by a nurse for not taking his medicine on time.
[The Surgical Resident's Apprentice]
The doctor pampers and cajoles his apprentice, using both kindness and threats, all to steal him away from his longtime boyfriend. In the end, he even tries to kill the apprentice, because if he can't have him, no one else can!
Yang Xingxing: You want to pursue me? Then you two can fight. Whoever wins gets me.
System: ?
Doctor: I've learned my lesson. Please spare me.
Oh, I forgot to mention: Yang Xingxing's boyfriend is a boxer.
[The Gold Medal Lawyer's Runaway White Moonlight]
The lawyer is utterly devoted to his white moonlight, chasing him as he runs away until there's nowhere left to flee. But when the lawyer discovers that the white moonlight's child isn't his, he decides to kill him, because nothing is more unforgettable than a dead white moonlight!
Yang Xingxing: Sorry, I slept with your dad.
[The Beloved Little White Rabbit of the Aristocratic Academy]
Four rich college boys take turns in a torturous romance with a little white rabbit. The five of them keep pulling each other back and forth until the little white rabbit can't take it anymore and jumps into the river to die.
Yang Xingxing: A little white rabbit, huh? I'm a big black bear!
Unhinged protagonist x split-personality love interest
Pre-release 4: The Last-Dream Wishmaker
Liu Ji comes from the End-of-Life Care Bureau, and his job is to help people who are about to die fulfill their wishes.
To fulfill their final wishes, Liu Ji first enters their memories, then changes them into whatever the client wants. That way, they can leave this world without regrets.
But his clients' wishes are often pretty outrageous.
For example, an eighty-year-old man wants to post on social media on the anniversary of the day twenty years ago when he caught an eight-pound fish, so he can show it off.
For example, an eleven-year-old girl with leukemia wants to reach the top of a certain game's power ranking just once before she dies, then beat the random expert who mocked her game knowledge after a match.
For example, a thirty-year-old CEO with a hopeless romantic streak wants, before he dies, to have never discovered his boyfriend in bed with his best friend, and to marry the boyfriend who cheated on him...
After doing this work for a while, Liu Ji gets used to his clients' strange wishes.
But one day, when he arrives at a client's home, he discovers that the person he has to help is his first love.
"My wish is to stop him from leaving me on the day he broke up with me in a fit of pique."
Bo Fuxi gazes at Liu Ji, his eyes deep and intense.
Liu Ji knows that Bo Fuxi has only ever been in love once in his life, and it was with him.
Pre-release 5: Nanny to Four CEOs at Once
His name is Louis, but his life is anything but easy.
Because Louis transmigrates into a CEO romance novel series and has to be the nanny for all four CEOs at once.
What's more, all four CEOs have recently met someone they find "interesting."
Louis: Tell me more about this interesting person.
The Cheng family has four sons. The eldest is named Cheng Jiali, and he's ruthless.
One day, Louis discovers that the man, who has never been interested in men, has locked a young male model in an empty room in the house!
Ever since arriving, the model has been making a scene and threatening to end his life, but Louis notices that his stomach is starting to bulge!
The second son is named Cheng Yexiao. He's a refined scoundrel who had a relationship a few years ago.
But Louis discovers that the two of them have started getting tangled up again, and every kind of melodramatic misunderstanding and amnesia plot has befallen them.
Since the two break up every three days and get back together every other day, Louis is forced to run to the flower shop every few days.
The third son is named Cheng Heti. No one in the world understands possessiveness better than he does.
Recently, Louis discovers that he's gotten very close to his male secretary, who keeps showing up with strange bruises.
Later, Louis eavesdrops through a crack in the door and learns that the secretary has given the third son a whole prairie of green hats, but the third son loves him too much to let him go, so he keeps him by his side and torments him in every way.
The fourth son is named Cheng Qianshang, a true playboy.
But during a family dinner, Louis discovers that the fourth son is exchanging flirtatious glances with his future brother-in-law, and the two nearly start doing it right there at the table.
Louis's hands tremble slightly as he carries the dishes. Th-this is way too exciting!
Living in the same mansion as all these CEOs, Louis wakes up to gossip every day, and sometimes he even gossips with his eyes closed.
Theme: Break through every obstacle, fulfill the ideals in your heart, and bring light to the world.
Couldn't his sister be the "Sakura"?
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Isn't this Liu Liu already dead? He was shot by Xiaolu, so how did he come to attend Yi Tiantian's thank you party?
From the beginning of the article to the end, 285 days and nights, 990,000 words of the article, it is like a friend who has been with you for a long time and will eventually leave. I like DaDa's writing style, and I hope DaDa will update more in the future~I love you~[Spread flowers]
The author, cheers for the college entrance examination! May all your wishes come true! Gold list title!
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