The Whole Entertainment Industry Can Hear the Cannon Fodder's Voice
全娱乐圈都能听到炮灰的心声
by Cute Croak (可爱的呱)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 990k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Beloved by All
- Cannon Fodder
- Mind Reading
- Power Fantasy
- Showbiz
- Spoilers
Synopsis
Yi Tiantian, who loves to eat melons, traveled through time and became cannon fodder that was stuffed by the capital side in a novel about the entertainment industry. Good news: He who decided to mess up got his favorite melon-eating system! Bad news: What he doesn't know is that his voice can be heard by the entire entertainment industry! [The boy with tongue studs, ear studs, and eyebrow studs didn't expect to even wear the studs there! The face of a cool man in the distance that was originally cold turned crimson in an instant. [Oh, it turns out it was the scumbag mentor who used his debut spot to force him! [This scumbag mentor obviously has no right to choose the debut spots, but he deceived three contestants into betraying himself on the show! Damn it! ! The three boys knocked the instructor to the ground with one punch. Yi Tiantian: Well done! Program team: Change instructor! After his unexpected debut, Yi Tiantian took on a TV series with a popular IP. When he had nothing to do, he started to eat again. [The best actor and heroine just kissed on-screen. How come they were so passionate about kissing in the woods last night? ! [Oh, it turns out that these two are already habitual offenders as a married couple on the set! Male protagonist and female protagonist:? ? ? How did she know! The pregnant wife of the male protagonist comes in to visit: "You scumbag, cleanse yourself and leave the house!" Director: Change the male lead immediately! ! ! Yi Tiantian, who participated in a travel variety show, was bored and eating melon while sitting on the bus. [What, these two are actually biological siblings? ! Everyone pricked up their ears and listened carefully. [Oh, it turns out they are the two top celebrities who are in love! Etc! They both also cheated on another person in this variety show. The industry is in chaos. Two top players:? ? ? What Everyone: Please tell me who the other person is! ! Investors watching the surge in ratings: You are my god! Ever since the entertainment industry could hear Yi Tiantian's voice, life has been like a joke. Celebrities offered Yi Tiantian all kinds of luxuries, various programs offered generous offers to invite him to appear, and various investors even sent huge sums of money to ask him to ensure investment... And the day a certain reclusive actor came back. [Holy shit, the ancient actor who already holds 18 awards will actually come back and announce his relationship with me soon! Movie King:? Copywriting 11/13 This article is purely fictional and has no prototype! Pre-release 1: "The Traveler's Earth Errand Boy" In 2050, everyone on earth has awakened their own powers. In 2070, the earth's order was rebuilt and standardized due to the emergence of supernatural powers. In 2100, Xiexie was born. Good news, he was born into the family of the richest man on earth. Bad news, thank you for not being able to awaken your powers even at the age of eighteen. Because he has no special powers, the richest man's parents kicked him out of the house because they were embarrassed and raised him as a fake young master, leaving only an old house for him to live in. The boyfriend who liked to thank him because of money also turned around and hugged the fake young master's lap, and even showed off his affection in front of him! On the first day after being kicked out, Xie Xie received two more messages. The good news is that the convenience store bought water and won a travel prize. You can change your life in a different area every month. It is free and lasts for a whole year. Bad news, the smart band on your wrist is sending a warning: A lesion has been detected in your stomach. The treatment plan is recommended: wait for death. Your estimated survival time is: 100 days 59′59″ Just when he was grateful for the lack of hope and was about to end his statement early, he found that he had entered a group. The friends in this group are all travelers who have traveled to another world, and Xie Yie is the only one who is still on earth. After discovering that Xie Yi was still on Earth, the group of friends made requests to him. Friends in the weird world: Can you help me check whether my game account can still be played? I can give you a peach wood sword to ward off evil spirits! Gratitude: Hey, I happen to play this game too! But today the game will be shut down! Friends in the Western Fantasy World: Can you help me check if my dog is okay now? I can give you a bunch of house elves! Thanks: Bad news, the dog was almost captured by an unscrupulous businessman and stewed into dog meat! Good news, the dog has awakened his superpower and has become an invincible Blastosaurus that is ravaging the city (? Friends in the world of cultivating immortals: Can you help me see if my wife is okay at home? I can give you the Strengthening Original Qi Pill! Thanks: Your wife has become your brother's wife! ! And the two of them also laid a strange dragon egg? ! Friends in the Chaotang World: Can you help me see if my husband-killing enemy has received his retribution? I can give you one hundred thousand taels of gold! Gratitude: The enemy who killed your husband has not been caught because he lacks the key evidence to convict you, but your husband is not actually dead! They teamed up to lie to you! Xie Xie used his last time to travel while helping various group friends achieve their wishes, and obtained countless precious treasures from their hands. In the end, the fake young master who targeted him everywhere was imprisoned because of his supernatural powers and killed people. The family who cruelly abandoned him tried their best to thank him and go home, and his ex-boyfriend knelt down and begged him to come back! But Xie Xie didn't care at all, because now there were a bunch of new men around him. A mysterious and handsome phantom writer from the West, a cold-blooded business tycoon who can turn into a tail-wagging puppy, a sinister Mr. Devil who likes to tease people, a taciturn but capable of killing mercenary soldiers... Gratitude: Life is great but I want rats. Xingmu: Baby, you can't. Pre-collection 2: "Passenger A is always doing multiple-choice questions" (Quick Pass) Ren Xiaoge is bound to the quick travel system, and only by accumulating a certain number of points can he successfully survive. As a passerby, he awakened the selection system as a cheat. But there seems to be something wrong with these choices. True and False Young Master The yandere real young master vs. The green tea fake young master, and you are the assistant who gets scolded by the fake young master. [The fake green tea master gave the bento you made to the real master, saying that he made it himself, please choose] 1. Keeping silent and enduring the humiliation will result in deeper oppression from the fake young master in the future, and you will gain 1 survival point. 2. Revealed on the spot, the real young master thinks you have a crush on him, starts to pay attention to you everywhere, and gets 10 survival points and the privilege of accelerating the plot once! Articles about workplace tyrants The yandere boss vs. Chuchu, the pitiful little white flower, and you are the good brother who loves the dog next to little white flower. [The yandere bully will always corner you and question you about your relationship with Little White Flower, please select] 1. Resisted bravely, but lost physical strength to the boss. In the end, he survived and gained 5 survival points. 2. Kiss him, and Boss Ba will open the door to a new world, respond to you enthusiastically, and gain 20 survival points and refresh option privileges once! Running with the ball The yandere boss vs. The white lotus running with the ball, and you are the little doctor who takes care of the white lotus. Bai Yueguang stand-in text Breaking the Mirror and Rebuilding the Perfect Essay … In the end, the plots in each world began to derail, and Gong, who was supposed to like the protagonist, fell madly in love with Ren Xiaoge! Ren Xiaoge:? ? Amitabha. Slicing the yandere attack × Wanting to survive There is only one and only each other in body and mind, and I have never loved any other supporting characters. Pre-collection 3: Pure Love Rescue Plan Yang Xingxing loved to go crazy when he was alive. After his death, he was bound to a quick-travel system. He must successfully survive after traveling into various novels. At first, Yang Xingxing thought that it would be enough to just talk about love in a book and survive, but then he discovered... There is something seriously wrong with these novels. [The dodder flower pampered by the disabled tyrant] Before the boss became disabled, he doted on Dodder, but after he became disabled, he became more and more crazy, and the dodder turned into a canary. In the end, the former dodder was imprisoned by the boss at home and died, with numerous wounds on his body. Yang Xingxing: Boss Ba is disabled, right? Then throw him into a sanatorium to be beaten! System:? Mr. Ba:? ? In the end, the boss was beaten by the nurse because he didn't take medicine in time. The surgeon's apprentice The doctor was obedient to his young apprentice, treated him with both kindness and power, just to grab the young apprentice who already had a boyfriend. In the end, he even did not hesitate to kill the young apprentice, because no one else could have what he didn't have! Yang Xingxing: Chase me, right? Then you two have a fight, and I will fight whoever wins. System:? Doctor: I have been honest, please let me go. Oh, I forgot to mention, Yang Xingxing's boyfriend is a boxer. Gold Medal Lawyer Bai Yueguang running with the ball The lawyer was extremely infatuated with Bai Yueguang. He chased her and chased her. However, after the lawyer found out that Bai Yueguang's child was not his, he had the intention to kill Bai Yueguang, because what was more unforgettable than Bai Yueguang was the dead Bai Yueguang! Yang Xingxing: I'm sorry, I slept with your father. [The little white rabbit who is the favorite of the noble academy] Four aristocratic male elders took turns to torture the little white rabbit, and the five people pulled back and forth. Finally, the little white rabbit was overwhelmed and chose to commit suicide by jumping into the river. Yang Xingxing: Little white rabbit, right? My big black bear! Crazy and attacked by X slices Pre-collection 4: Dying Dreamer Liu Ji comes from the Hospice Bureau, and his goal is to help people who are about to die fulfill their wishes. In order to achieve her goal, Liu Ji needs to first enter the world of people's memories, and then modify them to the satisfaction of the owner, so that they can pass away without regrets. But the wishes of customers are somewhat outrageous. For example, before his death, an 80-year-old man hoped to post a post on WeChat to show off the day he caught an eight-pound fish twenty years ago. For example, before she died, an eleven-year-old girl suffering from leukemia hoped to be number one in a certain game's rankings, and then severely beat the passerby who mocked her understanding of the game after the game. For example, before dying, a thirty-year-old love brain always hoped that he would never find out that his boyfriend was having sex with his best friend, and that he would successfully marry the boyfriend who cheated on him... Liu Ji has worked a lot and got used to these strange customers. But once when he arrived at a client's home, he discovered that the person he wanted to help today was actually his first love boyfriend. "My wish is to keep my first love on the day when I broke up in anger." Bai Fuxi's eyes were deep and he looked at Liu Ji standing opposite. Liu Ji knew that Bai Fuxi had only been in love once in his life, and that was with him. Pre-collection 5: Be a nanny to four bosses at the same time Although his name is Louis, he is not easy. Because Louis has entered a series of boss novels and has to be a nanny for four bosses in it at the same time. And it seems that these four bosses have all met that "interesting" person recently. Louis: It's interesting to elaborate. There are four sons in the married family. The eldest son is called Cheng Jiali and has a vicious personality. One day, Louis discovered that he was not close to men and suddenly locked up a little male model in an empty room at home! The little male model has been clamoring for purple sand since he came here, but Louis discovered that his belly actually had a big bulge! The second child's name is Cheng Yexiao. He is a gentle scumbag who was in love once a few years ago. But Louis discovered that the two people had recently become entangled again, and all kinds of bloody misunderstandings and amnesia had happened to them. Since the two broke up every three days and reconciled every two days, Louis was forced to run to the flower shop every two days. The third child is called Cheng He Ti. No one in this world understands possessiveness better than him. Louis recently discovered that he was actually very close to his male secretary, and that the male secretary also had some strange scars on his body from time to time. Later, when I eavesdropped on the door, I found out that the secretary gave the third child a green grassland as a gift, but the third child refused to let go because he loved the secretary so much, so he kept him around and abused him in various ways. The fourth child is called Cheng Qian Shang, and he is a veritable playboy. But Louis discovered at a family dinner that the fourth child was flirting with his future male sister-in-law, and the two almost had sex at the dinner table. Louis' hand holding the plate trembled slightly, this, this is so exciting! Living in a villa with such a group of bosses, Louis could eat melon with his eyes open, and sometimes he could even eat melon with his eyes closed. Purpose: Break through numerous obstacles, realize your ideals, and add brightness to the world.
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The more I write, the more outrageous it becomes. In the villa area, just smashing other people's doors?
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