While taking a bath, Jian Ye somehow ended up inside a wealthy CEO danmei novel as a scheming green-tea side character.
In the original story, the little green-tea character, who shared his name, was dumped by his scummy boyfriend. Then he was sacrificed by his family and forced into a marriage alliance with the third son of the Yi family. Brokenhearted and disoriented, he was at his wit's end.
When Jian Ye arrived, his original self was about to drown himself in the bathtub?
[Ding! Green Tea Training System loading! Hello, Host. I'm System 748.]
Jian Ye: ???
To stay in character, Jian Ye set off down the broad, sunlit road to becoming a master of tea!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've earned the title “Advanced Tea Master.” Reward: permanent use of “Crying Like Pear Blossoms in the Rain.”]
And so Jian Ye could cry whenever he wanted, turning those delicate tears on and off at will. He outdid a whole crowd of white-lotus hypocrites, and before he knew it, tea-master Jian Ye had become everyone's darling, with a pack of devoted suck-ups ready to go through fire and water for him.
Scumbag ex-boyfriend: I was wrong, Jian Ye. Can we start over?
Gentle senior: Xiao Ye, would you give me a chance to pursue you?
Tsundere rich kid: Jian Ye, you can only be mine!
Sinister villain: Once I've brought down the Yi family, you can divorce him, and I'll marry you.
Jian Ye: WTF?
Wasn't I supposed to be playing a green-tea character? How did I become everyone's favorite? This isn't how the novel goes!
Later, his jealous and rightful top pinned the little green tea in his arms and gave him a thorough scolding, leaving him with tear-filled eyes.
Yi Siyu: Aren't your tears supposed to be completely under your control? If you keep flirting with everyone, I'll make you cry every day until you can't stop.
Jian Ye: !!!
Isn't the male lead supposed to love only his white-moonlight love interest? You lying piece-of-trash System, you tricked me again!
[Top's POV]
As the pampered young master of Yunjing's wealthiest family, Yi Siyu had his father and two older brothers bearing the burden of the family business. With life so easy, all he wanted was to follow a predictable path.
Grow up to be exceptional, graduate with honors, become a dominant CEO at the family company, and get married before his two older brothers.
Then he received information about his prospective spouse ahead of time, and the elegant CEO stared at a photo of someone with green hair.
This marriage prospect was really...
CEO's assistant: Wow!
Then they met in person, and he realized the person was the same pitiful “stray dog” he'd encountered by the roadside one day.
The young man's hair was black and slightly curly. He looked up with big, dewy eyes and called softly, “Brother Siyu.”
Half of the CEO's body went numb.
CEO's assistant: Oh no, you're in love!
Yi Siyu realized he couldn't resist this little green-tea puppy's charms at all. Once they were married, he spoiled him rotten.
But the little guy had no idea how irresistible he was, and kept attracting people wherever he went, making Yi Siyu want to keep him locked in his arms.
“You're not allowed to smile at them.”
“What about crying?”
The CEO smirked. “Haven't you cried enough in bed?”
Green-tea puppy: *clenches up*
[Everyone's-favorite green-tea puppy bottom] x [Jealous, elegant CEO top]
Theme: Turn the tide against adversity and grow toward the sun.
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As an ancient man with superb skills, Yan Shu once traveled to modern times and transformed into a cannon fodder boy band artist who was blacklisted by the entire Internet.
The new boy group SAP has been gaining popularity recently. There are five members in the group, and the company has arranged a personality and positioning within the group for each of them.
Unlike others, he is: a sunny and vigorous dancer, a gentle and generous vocalist, a loyal and honest all-rounder, and a straightforward and cool rapper.
Yan Shu is the flower vase in the group, and his character is still the kind of cold and pretentious vase, with a paralyzed face and nostrils at others.
Brother Gu said he was very embarrassed——
Ask him to sing a modern pop song and he can't.
Ask him to dance modern hip-hop and he won't be able to do it.
Ask him to play the role of a rich second-generation playboy, but he won't do it.
After some videos were exposed, netizens ridiculed Yanshu for his professional skills. Stop dragging down other people in the group and quit the group and quit the entertainment industry!
The company doesn't care about the impact of these public opinions on Yanshu himself. What they create for Yanshu is a black-red line.
Until his manager asked Yan Shu to drink with his boss, and the boss touched his thigh. Yan Shu couldn't bear it anymore, so he rose up and kicked him into the hospital on the spot.
The other party said that Yan Shu would be banned from the entire Internet. I thought that this beautiful boy would beg for mercy in order to continue to survive in the entertainment industry. Who knew that Yan Shu would be more ruthless and quit the entertainment industry? ? ?
After Yanshu learned to surf the Internet on his mobile phone, he saw that netizens were very happy about his withdrawal from the circle, and Yanshu also celebrated in his heart.
What they said is so right, I just am not suitable to be in a boy band!
The old man thought confidently: I can't sing, dance or act, but I can embroider!
Among their brothers, none of them know how to embroider, but he is still the best among them! I haven't embroidered for a long time and my hands are itchy!
After returning to his hometown in the mountains to embroider, Yanshu made money through embroidery and lived a happy life.
Best actor Wei Tingxiao went deep into the mountains for three months to film a movie, but accidentally entered a farmhouse on a rainy day.
That day, he saw a child who had been blacklisted by the entire Internet. He was wearing the simple clothes of a mountain villager, sitting seriously in front of the embroidery cloth and skillfully threading the needle.
Not long after, a lifelike picture of Pisces appeared on the embroidered cloth.
Later, the actor always liked to post the embroidery he bought on Weibo, and everyone on the Internet knew that the actor had a royal embroiderer.
During a pastoral variety show recording, the actor went to the mountains again. This time the camera recorded the whole process of the actor staying in a farmhouse. The actor, who has always been aloof, was very gentle to the little brother of the farmer.
The little brother didn't show his face, but showed his embroidery work. He completed a picture of a dragon and a phoenix in front of the camera, and netizens praised it for its exquisiteness.
Later, the paparazzi took intimate photos of the actor and a pretty boy.
The actor stopped pretending and started showing off! It means that the boy is his beloved little embroiderer.
Yan Shu had an accident during a live broadcast of embroidery. The wind blew up the picture of dragon and phoenix hanging on the shelf, and the reverse side was revealed to be a portrait of the actor.
It turns out that this is a double-sided embroidery!
Netizens thought about it and reviewed it with horror: Damn it! On the surface, you are embroidering dragons and phoenixes in front of the camera, but secretly you are "embroidering" love! How bold!
One day, the actor suddenly revealed the news that he would temporarily take a break from acting. Fans burst into tears and couldn't understand.
The actor only left one sentence: If you have a baby at home, stop work to accompany the birth.
Netizen: Is your mother going to have a second child? !
Chuai Zai's Yanshu: It turns out that after time travel, I still have the physique of a brother.
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I used to think that the main character of Zhuang was attacking Bai Yueguang. Yao: Green tea female watch, the troublemaker. The real Zhuang Yao: Silly and sweet, with a brain for love, cute but without a brain
I really like the daily life of this family of three
At this time, the second brother of the Yi family: typing code, typing code, typing code... Little does he know that he is the only one who will be forced to get married during the coming New Year.
My wife writes well. When will I open the next one? I have put it in my favorites for a long time, and I am just waiting for my wife to write it. Madam, I'm hungry. I need some food. Hmm~
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Ahhhh, I like it so much (*??*). Really like this?*. ?(ˊωˋ*)??*.
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