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Copywriting of this article:
As an ancient man with superb skills, Yan Shu once traveled to modern times and transformed into a cannon fodder boy band artist who was blacklisted by the entire Internet.
The new boy group SAP has been gaining popularity recently. There are five members in the group, and the company has arranged a personality and positioning within the group for each of them.
Unlike others, he is: a sunny and vigorous dancer, a gentle and generous vocalist, a loyal and honest all-rounder, and a straightforward and cool rapper.
Yanshu is the flower vase in the group, and his character is still the kind of cold and pretentious vase, with a paralyzed face and nostrils at others.
Brother Gu said he was very embarrassed——
Ask him to sing a modern pop song and he can't.
Ask him to dance modern hip-hop and he won't be able to do it.
Ask him to play the role of a rich second-generation playboy, but he won't do it.
After some videos were exposed, netizens ridiculed Yanshu for his professional skills. Stop dragging down other people in the group and quit the group and quit the entertainment industry!
The company doesn't care about the impact of these public opinions on Yanshu himself. What they create for Yanshu is a black-red line.
Until his manager asked Yan Shu to drink with his boss, and the boss touched his thigh. Yan Shu couldn't bear it anymore, so he rose up and kicked him into the hospital on the spot.
The other party said that Yan Shu would be banned from the entire Internet. I thought that this beautiful boy would beg for mercy in order to continue to survive in the entertainment industry. Who knew that Yan Shu would be more ruthless and quit the entertainment industry? ? ?
After Yanshu learned to surf the Internet on his mobile phone, he saw that netizens were very happy about his withdrawal from the circle, and Yanshu also celebrated in his heart.
What they said is so right, I just am not suitable to be in a boy band!
The old man thought confidently: I can't sing, dance or act, but I can embroider!
Among their brothers, none of them know how to embroider, and he is still the best among them! I haven't embroidered for a long time and my hands are itchy!
After returning to his hometown in the mountains to embroider, Yanshu made money through embroidery and lived a happy life.
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Best actor Wei Tingxiao went deep into the mountains for three months to film a movie, but accidentally entered a farmhouse on a rainy day.
That day, he saw a child who had been blacklisted by the entire Internet. He was wearing the simple clothes of a mountain villager, sitting seriously in front of the embroidery cloth and skillfully threading the needle.
On the embroidered cloth was a picture of Pisces that was almost completed. The boy was embroidering quietly, completely unaware of the man looking at him at the door.
Later, the actor always liked to post the embroidery patterns on his high-end clothes on Weibo. The whole Internet knew that the actor had a royal embroiderer.
During a pastoral variety show recording, the actor went to the mountains again. This time the camera recorded the whole process of the actor staying in a farmhouse. The actor, who has always been aloof, was very gentle to the little brother of the farmer.
The little brother didn't show his face, but showed off his embroidery work. He completed a picture of a dragon and a phoenix in front of the camera, and netizens praised it for its exquisiteness.
Later, the paparazzi took intimate photos of the actor and a pretty boy.
The actor stopped pretending and started showing off! It means that the boy is his beloved little embroiderer.
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Yan Shu had an accident during a live broadcast of embroidery. The wind blew up the picture of dragon and phoenix hanging on the shelf, and the reverse side was revealed to be a portrait of the best actor.
It turns out that this is a double-sided embroidery!
Netizens thought about it and reviewed it with horror: Damn it! On the surface, you are embroidering dragons and phoenixes in front of the camera, but secretly you are "embroidering" love! How bold!
One day, the actor suddenly revealed the news that he would temporarily take a break from acting. Fans burst into tears and couldn't understand.
The actor only left one sentence: If you have a baby at home, stop work to accompany the birth.
Netizen: Is your mother going to have a second child? !
Chuai Zai's Yanshu: It turns out that after time travel, I still have the physique of a brother.
————Copywriting 2023.6.18
[The rebellious and uninhibited actor who dotes on his wife and protects his shortcomings] vs [the polite and well-behaved contrasting cute brother]
[1v1 double cleansing, double first love]
Purpose: Carry forward traditional handicrafts
