[A Married Couple's Stroll Through Another World] Updates at midnight after entering VIP
Shen Lu is a retired max-level powerhouse from an infinite-flow world.
One sunny afternoon, he misses a step and transmigrates.
His husband, Du Beiming, comes along with him.
They land in another world, in the middle of a frozen wasteland.
Du Beiming has it especially rough: he collapses on the spot, turns into his original form, and is forced into hibernation.
Shen Lu looks at his husband, now a snake-shaped stick, and sighs.
With a sigh, he bundles up his husband and stuffs him into his clothes as he explores the new environment.
Fortunately, this world is perfectly safe. There's no System that drags people into survival scenarios at random, and no random acid rain that wipes out the human population.
Apart from having some trouble finding supplies, the young couple doesn't run into any major problems.
*
The planet Kafa is struck by a global freeze disaster.
Even worse than the drastic climate change are the monsters roaming everywhere.
Humanity has gone from being a powerful predator to weak prey, living in constant terror.
Every time they go out, they risk their lives trying to escape the monsters.
One day, a team goes out to find supplies and gets chased by monsters for two hundred li. Their heads are about to be crushed by the monsters' terrifying pincers.
Shen Lu passes by with Du Beiming, who has turned into a snake, tucked against him. He marvels at the delicious sight. "What a huge lobster!"
Who knows what he had to eat every day in the infinite-flow world: either vegetables covered in eyes or monster corpses that tasted like slugs! A giant lobster is a priceless gift from heaven!
Du Beiming immediately gets the hint and offers his beloved a choice of cooking methods. "Steamed, braised, or cooked with garlic?"
Shen Lu drools. "It's so big, we can make all three!"
Du Beiming: Sure.
He strikes like lightning, turns the monster into ingredients, and steams them in a pot. Even the neighbor's kids are drooling.
Shen Lu sighs in bliss. "This world is great. There are so many top-quality ingredients. Hunting for our own food is way better than life in our infinite-flow world."
Du Beiming slithers back into his husband's clothes. "The only bad thing is that it's too cold."
He wraps his tail around his husband's waist and rubs it against his skin. The tip of his tail swishes back and forth, and he says happily, "But it's still pretty nice."
The people from another world, who were just bawling for their mothers as monsters chased them: ...
Boss, please protect us.
#Weren't we supposed to retire? How did we become saviors?
#Whatever, there are so many tasty ingredients. Eating comes first.
#It's cold, so we can shamelessly cling to our husbands. Yay XD
#?
*A clingy couple's daily life, plus a huge amount of shocked forum posts from the locals of another world
Bonus Scene
On whether the couple likes this extreme-cold apocalypse game world:
1.
The cold weather isn't all bad for Du Beiming.
He can shamelessly turn into a snake and wrap himself around Shen Lu.
They can be together every moment of the day.
When the weather is cold, he can hide inside Shen Lu's down jacket, coil around his waist, and press against his warmest chest and soft stomach. He can feel the heat of his body, as hot as summer, and hear the steady thump of his heartbeat, as well as the rise and fall of his belly as he breathes.
When the weather is warm, he can curl up on Shen Lu's head and make a nest out of his hair.
When he's happy, he can tease his husband with his tail.
He can also peek out of Shen Lu's collar at any time, watching from the shadows and protecting him from all danger. He can even glare ominously at anyone with no business around Shen Lu who dares to get close.
Mine.
2.
Shen Lu: (expressionless) Munch, munch.
What a great place. So much good food. I'm happy.
We should've come here to retire with Du Beiming ages ago.
Coming Soon: My Senior Is a Dragon-Swaggering Protagonist
Blurb:
Su Xun transmigrates by accident to a fantasy world.
Everyone here cultivates, and the law of the jungle reigns.
Su Xun is exceptionally unlucky. He lands straight in a hell used to imprison criminals.
In this cruel place, food and clothing are scarce, and death is always close.
Just when he thinks he won't last even three days, fortune sends the senior who transmigrated before him to his side.
Su Xun sees a young man carrying a saber, climbing up from the lower levels of the hell one step at a time. The ruffians in his way fall like vegetables under a cleaver, while he curses in the familiar dialect of Su Xun's hometown.
Tears stream down Su Xun's face. He isn't afraid of the blood covering the other man's body. He just thinks, My fellow townsman is so badass! I'm saved!
Su Xun throws himself at the man's leg. "Please, for the sake of us being from the same hometown, give me something to eat!"
Fu Wenchuan: "...?" Ah, someone from home.
Having been born into this world, he's almost forgotten what the peaceful world he came from looked like.
Seeing Su Xun bawling his eyes out, Fu Wenchuan takes pity on him and brings him home. Then he promptly forgets all about him.
Su Xun is deeply moved. My senior is such a wonderful person!
He gives me food, clothes, and a place to stay!
Life in another world is still hard, but at least I have a new hope!
As an outsider, Su Xun is weak and doesn't understand the dangers of this world.
Not long after arriving in his new clan, people realize he's an easy target and beat him up.
Fu Wenchuan, who had long since forgotten he existed, happens to pass by.
Su Xun throws himself at him. "Senior, you came to save me!"
Fu Wenchuan: "..." He looks so pitiful. I'll help him one more time.
He beats up the thugs who were bullying him.
Su Xun cries tears of gratitude. "Senior, you're such a wonderful person, sob!"
Fu Wenchuan: "..." What a weakling.
He looks so pitiful.
So Fu Wenchuan teaches him cultivation techniques.
He'll make him strong enough that no one can bully him.
He looks so pitiful.
So Fu Wenchuan gives him spiritual plants and treasures he doesn't have much use for.
They'll help him refine his body.
He looks so pitiful...
In this other world, he has no one to rely on but me, so he can only turn to me for help.
That's what Fu Wenchuan thinks.
Clinging to his senior's leg, Su Xun wipes away his tears. What a good person! The best!
Fu Wenchuan: In this world, the two of us are made for each other, bound by shared hardship, a match made in heaven, destined to be together forever and live happily ever after...
#My senior is so kind!
#No way!
Theme: Live well and eat plenty
Has the thing you feared most happened?
Why is quq not updated?
Repeat "This group of new players are..." This is a big bug for the author~
Damn, the last few paragraphs are repeated
There are also too many swear words, which affects the perception.
"Zhou He immediately responded to the message: "You..." This is a big bug for the author~ Change "go" to "district"
There are too few updates and I haven't had enough [hug thigh][hug thigh][continue][continue][empty bowl][empty bowl]
It looks good. It's updated daily🤭
It looks good. It's updated daily🤭