Blurb:
One day, You Xing realized his husband had changed. He'd become an idiot.
Shen Chaoyan used to be a human iceberg, unmoved even when Mount Tai collapsed.
Now...
Shen Chaoyan watched a melodramatic soap opera, eyes swollen red from crying as he sniffled, "Waaah, honey, the heroine caught a cold. They're obviously in love, but they can't get together and sleep with each other. Waaaah."
You Xing's inner thoughts: An idiot needs compassion. Be patient.
Shen Chaoyan got him all worked up. You Xing rummaged through the cabinets for supplies, then looked up and saw the top cowering in the corner, clutching his collar, eyes brimming with tears, like an innocent young man being forced into something. "W-what are you going to do?"
You Xing snapped, "Quit pretending, you little thing! You started this, so you're going to finish it!"
Shen Chaoyan argued with You Xing and was punished by being made to kneel on a durian.
Shen Chaoyan wept and complained, "Waaah... Honey, you don't love me anymore... My knees hurt so much, waaah..."
You Xing felt a little sorry for him, too. He crouched down and said, "Why are you pretending? You used to kneel just fine."
Shen Chaoyan cried until he hiccupped.
A crybaby's daily diet consisted of milk, so it was a milky hiccup.
The smell hit You Xing and made his head spin. "Fuck! Go brush your teeth!"
Multiple-personality top x spoiled young master bottom
Theme: Always care about your partner's mental well-being when you're in love.
