You wake up to find that you've transmigrated from being a diligent, hard-working, B-list web novelist into the protagonist of a story packed with every kind of old-school, melodramatic Mary Sue trope.
And you've transmigrated into three books at once...
In the school romance where the domineering school beauty falls for you and all the pretty-boy members of the classic teen idol group fall for the pure, delicate male lead, you are... the group's number one member.
In the CEO romance where your former puppy-dog husband returns in a blaze of glory as a successful entrepreneur after years of being abused by you, leaving you to chase after him in vain, you are... the domineering CEO.
And in the melodramatic abuse story where you have the male lead's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys removed, then drain his blood to treat your unrequited love's illness, he remains devoted to you through every lawless, heart-wrenching ordeal. Eventually, you have a sudden change of heart! Even though the male lead has lost an arm and a kidney, he'll still forgive you, and you get your happy ending! In that story, you are... the kidney-harvesting woman.
That's right. You may have transmigrated into books and have to endure all this nonsense, but they're all remixed, gender-swapped versions of old-school melodramas!
And what you have to do is...
When the delicate male lead in the school romance challenges you with, "I'll definitely defeat you," curl your lips into an evil smile and think, "Man, this young lady is going to make you hers."
When your ex-husband makes a dazzling return after five years in the romance where the wife chases her husband, and you run into him at the airport, you have to be instantly struck by his beauty. From then on, "You don't appreciate your ex-husband today, but tomorrow he'll be out of your league" becomes your motto.
You also have to play the lawless rogue in the melodramatic abuse story, tormenting the male lead physically and emotionally, even destroying his liver and lungs. And yes, that's meant literally.
But while diligently completing your plot missions, a little accident occurs... Who knew these three books would suddenly combine into one!
From then on, you've gone from one overworked wage slave to another, working three jobs a day.
During the day, you have to lift the delicate male lead's chin at school and give him a slight smile. In the afternoon, you have to be struck by your ex-husband's beauty at the airport. Then, at night, you have to return to your luxurious mansion, fuss over your scheming sweetheart while harvesting the male lead's organs.
Ah! You can't help exclaiming: A worker's life is still a life!
Note: The main text is in third person, with a goofy tone. The heroine has no heart (not really). The male lead has yet to be decided, but might appear in the side stories.
Theme: Work hard, keep improving every day
