[Genshin Impact] Will There Be a Bloodbath After I Dump a Fatui Harbinger?

After Xuanhua died suddenly while gaming, a System came knocking and ordered him to win over the game's evil but unbelievably beautiful villains.

He refused. Sure, he'd once shouted at the screen that he wanted to join the Fatui, but trying to win over the Fatui... would get him killed, right? It definitely would, wouldn't it?

System: Refuse and die. Next!

Xuanhua: Wait, wait, I'll do it!!!

But how am I supposed to win them over???

System: Don't worry, this System has a secret identity function. Not 1,000, just 999, and you can take it home!

Pantalone x beautiful, frail, blind boy from Liyue

The day Pantalone met the boy, he was only passing by. He noticed a boy up ahead dressed in Liyue-style clothing, with long hair hanging loose and a strip of white cloth covering his eyes.

The boy looked terribly unwell, as if a gust of wind could knock him over. In that instant, Pantalone's heart skipped a beat.

Then some inconsiderate person bumped straight into the boy, knocking him to the ground. Even after falling, he seemed dazed. Then he felt around his waist before beginning to search for something in the snow-covered ground of the Far North.

Pantalone walked over, picked up the cheap-looking jade pendant from the ground, and helped the boy up. He felt the boy's body tremble when someone touched him.

"Here. Are you all right?"

Pantalone had always believed there was nothing in this world he couldn't obtain. What was his would remain his, unless he no longer wanted it.

Tartaglia x young nobleman from the Far North

When Tartaglia was assigned to protect some useless, spoiled young master, he was extremely reluctant. Watching the boy before him, blessed with a handsome face but full of irritating remarks, made his annoyance reach its peak.

"Hey! Who are you? Why did they only send one person? Can you even protect me?"

Tartaglia put up with it.

He also put up with the young master's reckless running around and rude remarks.

But one day, after the spoiled young master got drunk and started feeling him up, Tartaglia couldn't take it anymore. Ignoring the young master's struggles, he silenced that endlessly chattering mouth with a kiss.

Scaramouche x famous, celebrated Teyvat opera and dance performer

Scaramouche had no interest in watching that famous opera and dance performer he'd been invited to see. He was still unimpressed after watching the show. But then, trying to avoid the noisy crowd, he stepped into the back garden and saw the gentle, beautiful, noble performer who was praised to the skies holding a knife to his chest, about to stab himself.

He tossed a bolt of lightning to stop the performer, then walked up and looked with interest at the person in a stage costume with bells around his ankles.

"Who are you? Whoever you are, hurry up and leave. Don't bother me." The supposedly gentle performer glared fiercely at Scaramouche.

Scaramouche gave a disdainful laugh. "Are you ordering me around?"

Dottore x frail beauty forced to marry the Doctor as a hostage

Dottore had always looked down on romance. He never thought it was necessary; it only gave people weaknesses. So when the Tsaritsa proposed that he marry a man, he agreed without a second thought.

No man or woman could move him. He let the man move into his home without a care, and let him completely redecorate the place. To Dottore, it was just somewhere to live. He usually stayed in the laboratory.

Until, after being away from home for five or six months, he saw his new wife there for the first time: a beautiful man who seemed to exude a sense of death, and a home that had been completely transformed.

Dottore took off his heavy cloak and hung it on a hook, then walked toward the man, who was frozen on the sofa.

He did have ordinary physical needs. Before, he'd always been able to suppress them, but now he had a wife, a wife in name and law.

Even after they'd been intimate, Dottore's relationship with his wife remained unchanged. He simply went from coming home once every five or six months, to once every two months, then every half month, and finally to coming home to live there every day. So what? It was his home, after all.

His wife used his money to buy a lot of things. He didn't mind. The Mora belonged to Pantalone anyway.

His wife told him to sleep on the sofa tonight. He didn't mind. What was wrong with a grown man sleeping on the sofa?

His wife told him not to share a room with him anymore. He didn't mi... No, that wouldn't do. He was the master of this household.

His wife said he wasn't coming home tonight and would be staying at Tartaglia's... Absolutely not. He had a family now. He couldn't go flirting around outside.

Captain x shameless prisoner

The Captain met someone who gave him a headache. The man had been in prison for theft, and after getting out, he kept doing petty, sneaky things. When his subordinate first reported it, the Captain thought the solution was simple: just send the man back to prison.

Until he saw the notorious petty thief with his own eyes at a banquet. The young man, with a gorgeous face and Sumeru ornaments on his head, smiled sweetly at another man. Then the Captain watched him perform in the ballroom for the wealthy guests. He really was an excellent dancer.

The Captain secretly followed him. Sure enough, the young man was trying to steal a painting from the estate. The Captain stopped him.

"You can't do that."

The young man hooked an arm around his neck. "Are you going to arrest me, Captain? Hand down justice in the name of righteousness?"

His warm breath brushed the Captain's ear as he buried his head against his shoulder.

Almost without thinking, the Captain put an arm around his waist, covered only by a thin layer of gauze.

"Do you have some reason for doing this? I can help you."

A word of caution:

1. The protagonist is male, and every secret identity is him.

2. This story has no logic. It's purely about seducing the Harbingers, and the characters may be out of character.

3. There are non-consensual sexual situations. The protagonist's secret identities aren't necessarily good people.

4. The CP is undecided.

5. Other characters may appear, but probably not many. I started this story because I only wanted to seduce the Harbingers.

Theme: Are you ready for when we meet again?