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Lots of delicious food, and I'll write plenty of it. Lots of everyday family life, not much political scheming.
Wen Shi is baffled. He was just cooking at home, so how did he transmigrate while taking a nap?
He opens his eyes. Everything is pitch-black.
Wen Shi: *&%#*&... Why am I blind?
He transmigrates into the body of a blind man from a farming family in the Jiangnan region of the Great Jian dynasty. Everyone in the village says he'll never find a wife, and his family is worried about it too. Wen Shi only meant to explore delicious food after transmigrating, but then a beautiful husband appears out of nowhere. Not only does he get married, he also gains a devoted diner.
His little husband is beautiful and loves to eat, but he's too aloof and proud.
Wen Shi doesn't mind. Every day, he comes up with new dishes for his little husband, and life is blissful.
Even so, the villagers still look down on Wen Shi. They all say that a blind man who can't even take care of himself has no business marrying such a beautiful little husband.
But Wen Shi goes on to open a restaurant in town. His small eatery's aroma, filled with dishes like crab-stuffed mandarin fish and lion's head meatballs, makes passersby stop to take a look. Business flourishes, and even distinguished guests from the imperial capital come to dine. The restaurant becomes a famous establishment, drawing a huge crowd.
Wen Shi listens to the restaurant's lively din as his usually aloof, beautiful little husband sits comfortably in his arms, one hand around his neck as he coquettishly says:
Husband, I want two more pieces of sweet-and-sour ribs.
Wen Shi gives his nose a playful flick, feeds him a rib from his hand, and says helplessly:
You were the one who secretly ate both plates this morning, weren't you?
Later, Wen Shi's eyesight is cured, and his little restaurant grows bigger and bigger. Famous diners are proud to have tasted its food, and celebrities and scholars alike can't get enough. Everyone in the court agrees that the little restaurant's dishes are simply exquisite.
A gentle, sly, soft-hearted blind top x an arrogant, lazy, gluttonous, beautiful prince bottom
After the Little Divine Bird Posed as a National Preceptor and Swindled People
The little divine bird Feng Lin, muddled and confused, has barely left his clan when he stumbles into the palace of the Yao dynasty, the most dangerous human realm in all the legends.
And worse, he's mistaken for the National Preceptor.
Rumor has it that the ruler of the Yao dynasty, Li Wunian, is cold-blooded and merciless.
Naturally, this terrifying figure leaves Feng Lin, who's posing as the National Preceptor, trembling with fear.
He plans to sneak away, but one day he spots something on the emperor that his divine bird clan has been searching for: a stolen treasure.
Feng Lin decides to take a risk.
*
Emperor Li Wunian ascended the throne as a teenager and immediately purged the court, which had been in turmoil. The court is now peaceful, but he has lost all the close relationships he once had.
The lonely emperor often rests alone in his bedchamber in his spare time. One day, he suddenly notices a little bird sneaking into his room.
The first time, the bird gets lost. Li Wunian looks at it curiously, then can't help opening the window. When he turns around, the bird is gone.
The second time, the bird seems to be looking for something. When Li Wunian turns around, it flaps its wings in fright. He pretends not to notice, but when he looks again, the bird has vanished once more.
The third time, the bird comes back empty-handed. Seeing the dejected little bird looking so listless, Li Wunian decides to follow it.
He follows it all the way to the National Preceptor's residence. As soon as he enters, he sees a young man lounging in a chair, a tuft of white hair on his head blowing in the breeze.
The young man claims to be a concubine oppressed by the emperor. Without a second thought, the black-haired, white-tufted young man beats his chest and promises to protect him. Li Wunian's lips curl up silently.
*
Feng Lin saves a concubine who's supposedly been oppressed by the emperor. The concubine has delicate features and looks so pitiful.
Without a second thought, he opens his heart to the concubine, thumping his chest and cursing the emperor as a monster.
Then one day, he sneaks into the emperor's bedchamber again and meets the emperor's eyes.
Sharp brows, bright eyes, and a smiling face, the exact same appearance as the concubine.
Feng Lin freezes. The anxious little bird turns into a blushing young man before the emperor's eyes, flails in a panic, then turns back into a bird.
The bird flaps its wings, about to fly away.
Li Wunian's smile fades.
*
Later, the emperor holds out a gem in his left hand and offers his sword in his right. Looking at the little bird flapping its wings before him, he asks softly:
Where is the little bird going?
The little divine bird grips the gem with its small, pointed beak and holds the sword with its left and right claws. It raises its little head to sneak a look at the emperor's beautiful, sorrowful eyes, then pretends to flap its wings with all its might:
Oh no, I can't fly anymore, so I suppose I'll just have to stay here, reluctantly, ovo
The Hunter's Money-Loving Little Husband
Everyone knows Li Lanqing is the most money-hungry man in Daohua Village. He's stingy and obsessed with money. Though he's handsome, all the men in the village keep their distance from him.
Li Lanqing doesn't care. He's spent over a decade saving money and is about to put it to use. Why would he worry about men? But his father, a compulsive gambler, loses the entire family fortune in one night. Li Lanqing not only loses his savings, he nearly loses himself too.
The He family's hunter pays to redeem him.
A bridal sedan carries Li Lanqing to the He family. In his red wedding clothes and veil, he sits on the edge of the bed as He Liang lifts the veil.
Li Lanqing doesn't like He Liang. From the moment he arrived at the He home, he told He Liang they would divorce as soon as he had paid off the money.
He Liang is tall and solidly built. Hunting in the mountains and forests all year has turned his skin the color of wheat, and he looks like someone you don't want to cross. Li Lanqing grits his teeth and tells him all this, but to his surprise, He Liang agrees.
He Liang has liked the pretty young man from Daohua Village since childhood. He is the most beautiful young man He Liang has ever seen. But He Liang hears that the beauty likes money, so he works hard at hunting to earn enough to formally ask for his hand in marriage one day.
Before he can save enough, however, the pretty young man is abducted. He Liang can't wait any longer, so he brings all his savings to redeem him. Even if the beauty doesn't like him, just having him by his side is enough.
He Liang likes Li Lanqing and does everything he can to make him happy. Knowing that Li Lanqing likes money, he hands over all the money he earns from hunting for Li Lanqing to look after. He insists:
A husband should be the one who manages the money.
The pile of copper coins rattles into Li Lanqing's hands, carrying their distinctive scent and the warmth of He Liang's palm. Looking at the simple furnishings in the narrow room, he holds the warm coins in his hands, and something stirs in his heart.
Later, the He family's house is renovated, the leaky roof is fixed, and Li Lanqing's business in town takes off. Seeing Li Lanqing prosper, He Liang secretly wipes away a tear and resolutely says, "Aqing, let's get a divorce."
Blushing, Li Lanqing pulls He Liang aside by the hem of his clothes and whispers:
You're speaking too loudly. What if someone hears and thinks we're fighting?
A beautiful, money-obsessed young man x a devoted, loyal hunter
Theme: Hard work leads to prosperity
I have read the novel for many years, and this is the first time I am writing a review. I like Shi and Yun'er, and I hope they all live happily. The author writes well, I like it very much!
Column pre-order, please collect it from all the little angels~ 1 "Orion's Wealth-obsessed Young Husband" A story about family life and farming. A beautiful brother who is as addicted to money as his life x lovingly loyal dog Orion 2 "After the little divine bird pretended to be the national master and cheated" After the little divine bird mistakenly entered the palace 3 "The sickly favorite is running away every day" The sickly seduce the beauty and the mad dog fall in love with the brain-brained emperor 4 "My husband is too salty" The path of the down-and-out brother and my husband to the imperial examination
I couldn't do it anymore. I starved to death in one night.
It's too easy to make up the word count to write a novel like this. There is no need for complex characterization or even a complete story structure. Just keep copying and pasting the preparation methods of various dishes from the Internet, and you can still make some money.
There are so many Chinese dishes, why do they always use potatoes to make French fries in novels?
Either find someone early to expose it in front of the high officials, or ask Li Changlin to find some connections and give orders, and then just a bunch of idiots will do it.
Why is it so easy to bully? You even refunded him the money. It was unreasonable to ask for fifteen carps to be made in winter. A group of idiots really did it. It took four days to catch them in the cold weather. Then after making it, it ended because Xiaoliang or whoever stabbed it in front of him. But they did it again and refunded the money.
Sprinkle flowers, diligent and generous
I went to the hospital for an injection. Will I update it later today?
In fact, I quite like the novel genre, but I think the whole novel is about eating, and I think it is a little too thin. It should also write about the family's ups and downs, and give other supporting characters a chance, like Gong's mother and sister, to appear little by little. It's too thin. Of course, this is just my personal opinion.