[Please add my next novel, I Transmigrated into a Sentinel-Guide Group-Pampering Novel, but I'm the Real Beloved One! The blurb is at the bottom. Kind souls who add it to their collections, may you strike it rich in 2025~]
Novel blurb:
I transmigrated into the puppet young emperor in a political intrigue novel.
In this story, the male lead, the chief grand secretary, was going to kill me.
To stay alive, I sent the chief grand secretary away from the capital to deliver disaster relief in the countryside. In doing so, I even sacrificed my trusted general.
With that settled, I was sure I could survive.
But when the chief grand secretary, who had wanted to kill me in the original story, returned to the capital, he not only spared me, but also started making advances toward me.
And the original story's villain, the regent who was supposed to be at odds with me, was kissing my shoes and begging me to whip him.
Even the Empress Dowager, who ruled from behind the curtain, turned out to be a cross-dressing man. He clung to me every day and acted out a father-and-son romance with me.
And the male consort who had tried to assassinate me was a mama's boy with a mother complex, secretly calling me "Mother"...
Freaks!
Perverts!
Even a gold miner couldn't dig up this much bullshit!
How was this different from the original story I'd read?!
It turned out I hadn't transmigrated into a political intrigue novel, but into a derivative gay romance, where I was the universally adored male lead.
Haha. This is so funny I could die.
To get what I wanted, I had no choice but to reluctantly accept their kindness.
What, you want to know who I like?
When did I ever say I liked any of you?
Reading guide:
1. The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.
2. I couldn't write the previous version, so I changed it to a preview. The blurb is deceptive, it's a white-paper airplane story set in a fictional world, with original background details and childish political maneuvering.
3. My writing isn't great. There isn't much plot or logic, and there are no real main or side plots. It may be more of an everyday-life story.
4. The red packet group is mostly there for chat and doesn't have much of a role. The protagonist's golden finger isn't very powerful, but he does count as a heartthrob, I guess?
5. I'll add more later. I can't write well, and my abilities are limited. I'll try my best. I'm hopeless, but I just can't stop writing, sob.
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Preview blurb:
I Transmigrated into a Sentinel-Guide Group-Pampering Novel, but I'm the Real Beloved One!
The moment Xi Mian opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a sentinel-guide group-pampering novel.
The good news: he awakened his mental powers and got a job in the system.
The bad news: he had transmigrated into the universally hated character in a sentinel-guide group-pampering novel.
In the original story, he was an E-rank guide who bullied the beloved S-rank guide out of jealousy, angering the sentinels. In the end, he died in a swarm of insects.
Xi Mian clenched his fists and decided to stay far away from the original plot, work hard to earn money, and buy a villa as soon as possible so he could retire. He absolutely would not die young.
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The new guide was a delicate, timid beauty who looked very frail.
His jewel-like eyes were tender and vulnerable, like those of a little rabbit.
Everyone thought he wouldn't be able to withstand the sentinels' corrupted mental powers.
But when the frail little guide saw the black serpent sentinel transforming in front of him, he hesitantly reached out and touched its scales. "D-don't be scared. I'm your guide."
The once-violent black serpent seemed to be soothed and fell strangely still.
It curled its tail around the little guide and buried its head in the crook of his neck.
Its golden, slit-pupil eyes burned with desire, and its forked tongue gently licked the pale skin of the little guide's neck.
They were entwined like lovers, and the black serpent gave a satisfied purr from its mouth.
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After that, the sentinels across the stars learned that the new E-rank guide at the Star Tower had an exceptional ability to soothe them.
Whether it was the head of the strongest black serpent knight order in the stars, the saintly merfolk prince, or even the empire's second prince, the Lionheart... all of them stopped transforming under his care.
And so, after a long time with hardly any visitors, the E-rank treatment room at the Star Tower once again had a long line, with everyone waiting for an appointment with the little guide.
Little scene:
After starting work, Xi Mian became the Star Tower's number-one most requested guide. He hadn't expected an amateur like himself to earn people's approval, so he threw himself into his work with enthusiasm every day, dreaming of an early retirement.
But lately, there had been too many requests, and he was struggling to keep up. His colleagues kindly brought him snacks and looked at him sympathetically. "It must be exhausting to soothe those brutes every day."
Xi Mian: "Huh?"
Xi Mian was baffled. He looked outside the treatment room at the dog-like sentinels quietly holding their number tickets, obediently waiting in line and sneaking glances at him from time to time. He thought they were all very cute. When they couldn't control their mental powers, they even transformed into little dogs. Who could resist petting fluffy animals on the clock?
So he smiled gently. "Not at all. They're all so kind and friendly. They've really boosted my confidence in my work."
His colleagues looked at him in bewilderment, as if he were a strange person, making him wonder if he'd said something wrong.
Little did he know that outside the treatment room, the sentinels from the canine mercenary group had flushed cheeks and were holding their faces. "Mianmian said I'm kind and friendly."
"Get lost! Mianmian was obviously praising me!"
"Hmph! You're just jealous that Mianmian and I formed a mental bond before."
"What?! You dared to form a mental bond with Mianmian? Die!"
As Xi Mian wondered whether the guides in this story had a bad impression of sentinels because of some misunderstanding, the receptionist rushed into the treatment room in terror. "This is bad, this is bad! Yeye and Sijia are fighting outside!"
Premise: Face adversity with perseverance
It seems that the protagonist is actually the original owner, but was later taken away, and now he is back
"Passing through the whistle to the group's pet, am I the real group's pet?" ! : Click to watch the online competition between human beings and heroes. Mao Mao fights for me, but I just cry and beg you not to fight anymore. You are all my wings, join my family, and become my pets. Meow ~ [Cat Claw], bluntly feel the external attack of X people! "Monster Lovers [Quickly Wear]": Parents are not at home, a person is lonely ❤️, hot ❤️ fire [orange heart] exciting 💛 erotic games, secret ❤️ secret [orange heart] vigorous 💛 exciting article, sexually 💛 cold but suffering from skin hunger and thirst, X-slices are attacked from outside! "Becoming a Charming Insect Mother": I was harmed by an adulterer in my previous life, and I want to start over in this life. I want to take back everything that belongs to me. I will punch a good-for-nothing man with one punch, and I will be attacked by the evil and wet insect man with a heart of stone! [Sunglasses]
Laughing to death, I don't like people with brains
Isn't this the leader of this group of attackers? 🍉 🍉 🍉
"Xian Xia Li Meng Duo: "It's the end of the world..." This is a big bug for the author~ pull
Oh? I thought the Queen Mother was not good enough
The crazy four vivo50 engraved in the bones
Hahahahahahahaha everyone is so scientific
The end of the world is the starting point hahahahahahaha
"It's windy and cold, but it's a cold day today." This is a big bug for the author~ heal