Have a Bite of the Jujutsu Kaisen Men

The Will of the World asked: If you could be transported into Jujutsu Kaisen, what would you want to do?

A: Waaaah, little tiger! Little tiger, ahhh!

B: I want to elope with Geto Suguru.

C: Cuddle with Gojo!

The Will of the World: Sounds pretty normal. Seems like you can keep the plot on track.

So it asked again: How about I give each of you an innate technique, and you make up its effects yourselves? Help me make the story less tragic.

A, B, and C: Yay!

And then the three fun-loving yay-sayers got transported into the story.

Then the Will of the World turned around, and someone had really stolen its precious child with a cuddle.

Note: Written on a whim. Probably a cracky, sweet story. If a pairing emerges, it'll be a girl on top, boy on top switch pairing.

Theme: The one I love is beyond mountains and seas, so I'll just keep dreaming