What Should I Do If My Boyfriend Doesn't Want to Live?

Changed the premise

[Provisional Blurb]

Question: What do you do if your boyfriend doesn't want to live?

Song Lu: Thanks for asking. I'm in the Alps, and I just wrested the dog food back from my boyfriend's mouth.

A good meal will fix his not-wanting-to-live problem. If one meal isn't enough, give him two!

Dietrich (wiping his mouth after eating): Tomorrow, I want to sleep forever in the snow.

Song Lu: Puppies~ Tomorrow we're having mint-fried ribs~

Dietrich (holding the dogs back): Do I get some ribs, too?

Song Lu: Dead people don't get any.

Dietrich: ...Let's eat first, then talk.

Theme: Eat and drink well while you're alive.