I Took the Insect World by Storm by Writing Human Romance

[Everyone, please wait a little. I'm stuck on the truck scene here, QWQ. It's been ages since I wrote this, and it's the first time for both of them!]

[Thanks to my master for the gorgeous cover]

Xiao Han transmigrates into the body of the most notorious military criminal in the entire galaxy. The original owner was caught trying to escape prison and is being beaten into the ground, hunted by the entire galaxy.

...A disastrous start.

Though the original owner was framed, there's no evidence, and his health bar is nearly empty. The artist, who couldn't hurt a fly, scrambles to his feet and runs!

To survive and get revenge, Xiao Han discovers by chance that the insect race worships strength and knows nothing of love. The emotionally overflowing artist immediately assumes a new identity and takes up his creative work, using his knowledge to crush the insect race from an entirely different dimension!

But the insect race is driven by desire. To make them understand love, he has to stir their desire first!

On the first day of his livestream, he writes about humans.

[Humans... what are those? O.o]

[No feelers, no exoskeleton? They sound pathetically weak!]

He writes about humans falling in love as usual.

[What is love?]

[Kissing mouth to mouth? A first time? What does any of that mean?]

But once Xiao Han finishes his first story, the bugs can no longer sit still.

[So this is human love? Elegant. Truly elegant!]

[I want them to cook! More, more!]

[A thousand times, ten thousand times! In bed! On the balcony! In the bathroom! On the grass! By the lake! In the dining room!]

The insect race thinks they've finally understood human love, but Xiao Han changes tack and starts writing all kinds of strange romances, slipping in all sorts of kinks...

Or, no, his own personal indulgences.

The bugs have their minds blown wide open!

Xiao Han's popularity explodes. The richest man on the whole internet becomes his top donor and close confidant. Other streamers fall for him, and the big names on the leaderboard escort him every step of the way. Xiao Han becomes the hottest streamer in the galaxy, unstoppable!

His novels are hailed as the bible of emotion, and he is regarded as a god with prophetic powers.

The bugs can't help asking:

God, how did you grasp emotions so close to a higher dimension?

How did you come up with humans, such perfect creatures???

As his livestreaming career thrives, Xiao Han seizes every opportunity to gather evidence and clear the original owner's name, working hard to build a peaceful life where he no longer has to run.

On the path to clearing his name, he meets the love of his life, Feiqi Ronald.

He's all-powerful and pure of soul, and spends a fortune on Xiao Han's stories. He's none other than Xiao Han's close confidant and the richest man on the leaderboard!

Fate is so wondrous.

Yet Xiao Han can never figure out his other identity.

Until his secret identity is exposed overnight. He's actually the inspector who tried to kill the original owner back then, and his real name is Albert Yidian!

Xiao Han packs his things and runs in the middle of the night.

Albert pins him against the wall, begging him not to go.

Xiao Han refuses with all his might. "You were the one who sent me to prison back then!"

Albert's eyes redden. "I wanted you to survive."

Xiao Han never expected his own secret identity to be exposed, too.

His "theory of love" is overturned in one fell swoop, his account is banned across the internet, and he becomes a wanted fugitive throughout the galaxy once more.

Until the crowd surges, and the Chief Inspector, covered in blood and standing against the light, steps in front of him. Xiao Han remembers once again the question he has repeatedly asked himself since arriving here:

How do you express the love humans have always taken for granted to a completely new and unfamiliar species?

[An artist who is carefree, charming, strong at heart, and usually puts on a delicate, beautiful princess act, gong]

[Strong, aloof on the outside but actually hot-tempered, innocent, and willful, a tsundere inspector who charges into battle for love, shou]

[Stories within the story]

1. Nurturing and healing

2. Two lunatics

3. Two perverts

4. Nonhuman beings

Reading tips:

1. The main couple is an older gong and younger shou, strictly one-on-one.

2. Mutual pampering. Extreme shippers, please avoid.

3. Many original settings. A fictional world unrelated to reality, so please don't compare it to real life.

4. A satisfying power fantasy with leveling-up and revenge elements. The romance is a little slow to warm up.

[Coming next]

The horror-game streaming scene has a new batch of streamers, and Gu Yu is the most unusual one.

When players across the entire game realm learn that this new streamer has no special skills except being a succubus, they laugh themselves silly.

[A succubus? How's he going to clear the game? Seduction?]

[Hahahaha, does he think he'll find a husband in a crowd of monsters?]

[Not a chance! Monsters take one bite out of players, and they take three, four, five, six bites out of a slut like him!]

For a delicate, weak succubus, simply clearing the game alive would be a miracle!

Until, at the end of his very first game, the boss drops to one knee, lifts Gu Yu's fingertips, and kisses them...

Players across the internet kneel in perfect unison.

#He doesn't just seduce them, he trains them, too!

#Run! He's a succubus who mixes it up. We're doomed!

When the NPC office staff hear about this, they immediately report it to their boss.

The big shot scoffs. "A mere succubus."

Who could have guessed that the right-hand man he sends to test him, a man impervious to blades and bullets with a heart of stone, would fall for him in less than one dungeon?

"You fool!"

The handsome big shot transforms in an instant. Dark red dragon scales gradually cover his pale skin, and his crimson, slit-pupiled eyes open. "I'll deal with him myself!"

The NPC staff shout together, "Boss, you're the best!!!"

Half a year later, the blood-red dragon carries Gu Yu into the nest he built. He gently wraps his body around him, face flushed as he cautiously tests the waters. "Would you let me lay you a dragon egg?"

The NPCs: "..."

"Boss, why are you stealing our job?!"

"Boss, I want to be Teacher Gu's dog. Move aside!!!"

Gu Yu has a mission: find his beloved.

As a succubus, he's spent hundreds of years searching for the one who has belonged to him since birth. He's had no luck, and time is running out.

So...

Can someone tell him why his beloved is in a horror game crawling with ghosts, in the middle of nowhere?!

A lovesick, murderous boy clutching a doll made of human skin; a priest with roses filling his mouth; a man with an iron head and a chainsaw; a beautiful woman in labor with a blood-stained, lolling tongue. Every one of them is alluring and hiding a dark agenda.

Which one of them is the person destined to be his beloved? Gu Yu is dazzled and can't tell.

System: [It's okay~ Host, as long as you clear twelve levels without dying and earn twelve points, the System can automatically match you with your beloved and bring you together.]

Gu Yu: "..." Explain this "bring you together" part in detail?

Bah! Whether or not his destined one is really here, he'd better protect his chastity while staying alive!

Theme: Love can cross every boundary