[My first signed novel, so there are many rough edges. Thank you for pointing them out! I'm working hard to improve...]
[Main Blurb]
Note: This is a fictional setting and has no connection to reality. Please don't compare it to the real world.
Lu Ming, a university student majoring in tourism management, graduated straight into unemployment and felt like a failure. Then a car accident sent him to an insect planet that had just emerged from a war.
His predecessor was also named Lu Ming, but there the similarities ended. Lu Ming was the only hybrid of insect and merfolk on the planet. He had both the insect race's incredibly tough armor and the merfolk's top-tier supernatural abilities. From birth, he was at the peak of both mental and combat strength. A teenage general, a heaven-blessed prodigy who outshone everyone else, he was the dream bug of countless female insects and the hottest heartthrob on the planet.
...Lu, a tour guide earning 50 yuan a day back on Blue Star, fell silent.
They were both 22. How could the gap between a human and an insect be so huge!?
Lu Ming: I'm a total noob. If I run now, can I still make it?
*
Lu Ming's parents had just died in an interstellar war. He had earned military merit but was seriously injured and had lost his memory, so the Insect Emperor welcomed him to the insect palace with great fanfare.
According to his parents' will, all of Lu Ming's expenses for the rest of his life would be covered by the empire. The Insect Emperor promised that he could return to the sea and live as a carefree fish, with no more involvement in land warfare.
All the insects present were moved to tears as they reluctantly bade farewell to the hero of their planet.
Lu Ming: I cried. It was an act.
Great! At last, he could put his thesis, "A Scientific Approach to Developing Marine Tourism," into practice! No more fighting, and he even had a permanent government job!
Overjoyed, Lu Ming decided on the spot to make marine tourism bigger and better!
The Insect Emperor looked at him approvingly and said kindly, "All right, Ah Ming. Now you can fulfill your engagement and marry my seventh prince."
Lu Ming: …?
Only then did he notice the silver-haired, blue-eyed military insect sitting in the shadows. Stunningly beautiful, he had been watching Lu Ming for quite some time.
*
After putting the engagement on hold, Lu Ming returned to the sea and started developing the tourism industry.
Insect experts: He has top-tier mental and combat abilities, and he's going into tourism? What a coward, neglecting his proper duties!
Lu Ming: Don't mind me (·^·)
From a deep-sea aquarium to underwater guesthouses, from all-you-can-pick sea fruit to online pearl oyster adoptions, from courting investors and engineers to promoting the business across the entire planet, Lu Ming worked tirelessly and hands-on. His venture was a huge success, his business flourished, and he fostered exchanges between land and sea civilizations. He even...
Wait a minute.
He was supposed to be neglecting his proper duties. How did he accidentally save the planet!?
-Little Scene-
Lu Ming: The huge waterbed I ordered for the guesthouse has arrived. Your Highness, could you help me test it?
Feisen: ...How?
Lu Ming: Lie on it and check how soft and comfortable it is, and how much weight it can take...
Feisen: (staring)
Lu Ming: ...That's not what I meant (blushing) (fidgeting)
[The gong is a youthful, peace-loving, fun-loving insect-merfolk hybrid with top-tier abilities in every area x the shou is a powerful military insect, a cold beauty and aloof flower, but he only dotes on the gong]
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What were the original insects like?
Bloodthirsty and warlike, they spent their entire lives fighting over food and territory. Most importantly...
They had no emotions.
As a human artist overflowing with emotion, Xiao Han is here to blow the insect race out of the water!
On the first day of his livestream, he writes about humans and love.
[Humans... What are those? O.o]
[No feelers and no insect armor? They sound ridiculously weak!]
[What's love?]
Then he writes about humans falling in love...
[They only have offspring with one person for their entire lives? What an inefficient way to reproduce!]
[What's this about sparks in their eyes, kissing, holding hands...? Baffling!]
But when Xiao Han finishes his first story, the insects can't sit still anymore.
[Waaah, my heart feels so achy and full! Is this human love?]
[So elegant, truly elegant!]
[Why haven't they kissed and hugged and lifted each other up yet!?]
And...
[Wait... So what I felt for my comrade was love!?]
That night, the topic skyrockets in popularity:
#So it was normal that I wanted to mate with only that one insect back then!#
*
Just when they thought they finally understood what human love was, the streamer's style took a sudden turn.
All kinds of bizarre, complicated love...
All kinds of personal kinks the streamer slips in... No, his personal favorites.
The insects feel as if a whole new world has opened up before them.
So you can do it like this?
So you can do it like that???
It's so advanced and complicated, their CPUs are about to blow!
Xiao Han just gives a crooked smile.
"Human love goes beyond romance. You still have a lot to learn."
Later, Xiao Han's novels are hailed as the bible of emotion.
Later, Xiao Han is revered as a god with the gift of prophecy.
As his fame skyrockets across the stars, the insects can't help asking:
God Xiao, how did you grasp emotions so close to those of a higher dimension!?
How did you come up with such perfect beings as humans!?
*
When he first transmigrated, the original owner was being beaten on the ground because he was a notorious military criminal across the stars, and had escaped from prison.
The original owner was framed, but there was no evidence, his health was nearly depleted, and the helpless artist could only get up and do one thing:
Run!!!!!
After escaping with his life, Xiao Han took on a new identity and started writing, loudly proclaiming the wonders of human love.
Until one day, the mastermind who had sent him to prison with a bell came looking for him.
Wanted criminal Xiao: I'm done for. It's over.
The chief inspector makes polite conversation: Take good care of yourself, then. Goodbye.
Xiao Han: ...?
Then one day, the top donor in his livestream messages him out of the blue. He says he showered Xiao Han with sports cars and carnival gifts because he, too, had once loved an insect and had been confused about it.
Lu Ming thinks, holy smokes, there's actually an insect in this world whose soul resonates with his! He calls him a kindred spirit, and they become close online friends who can talk about anything.
Then, one day, the top donor's secret identity is exposed...
It's the very same mastermind who sent him to prison, again!
Xiao Han: ...You love me, so you sent me to prison?
Then Xiao Han's secret identity is exposed too...
His "theory of love" is completely debunked, his account is banned across the whole network, and he's once again a fugitive wanted across the stars.
Then, amid the surging crowd, the chief inspector stands before him, drenched in blood and silhouetted against the light. Xiao Han remembers once more the question he has repeatedly asked himself since arriving here:
-How do you express a love familiar to all humans to a completely new and unfamiliar species?
Writing Human Love Stories in the Insect Race
Theme: Peace above all
The next book is pre-ordered, cute and coquettish, please collect it (///▽///) [Writing a human love story in Zerg] What does the most primitive Zerg look like? Bloodthirsty, warlike, lifelong struggle for food and territory, and most importantly - Don't have feelings. As a human artist full of emotions, Xiao Han carried out a dimensionality reduction attack on the Zerg! On the first day of the live broadcast, he wrote about human beings and love. [Human... What the hell? O. O [No beards, no beetles? I was blown away when I heard it! What is love? He writes about human beings falling in love—— Will you only have children with one person for the rest of your life? The reproductive efficiency is also too low! [What electric eyes, what mouth to mouth, hand in hand... Confused! But when Xiao Han actually finished writing the first story, Chong Chong could no longer sit still. [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My heart feels so sour and swollen. Is this human love? Elegance, really elegance! [Why don't they kiss, hug, and lift them up!? And... [Wait a minute... It turns out that the feeling I had for my comrades in the past was love!? The popularity of the topic skyrocketed that night—— #It turns out that it was normal for me to want to only have sex with that insect! # I thought I finally understood the so-called human love, but the anchor's style changed suddenly. All kinds of weird and complicated love... The xp brought by various anchors... Oh no, private goods. Chong Chong simply opens the door to a new world. Turns out it can still be used as sauce? Turns out you can still make wine??? It's too advanced, too complex, and the Chong Chong CPUs are about to burst! Xiao Han smiled crookedly: "Human love is more than love. You have a lot to learn." Later, Xiao Han's novel was called the Bible of Emotions. Later, Xiao Han was regarded as a god with prophets. He became famous all the way to the interstellar championship, and the insects couldn't help but ask: Xiao Shen, how on earth did you understand the emotions so close to Gao Wei!? How on earth do you conceive of such a perfect creature as human beings!? When he first crossed over, the original owner was being pushed to the ground and beaten - because he was a military criminal known throughout the interstellar world and had escaped from prison. Although the original owner was wronged, there was no evidence and the blood bar was almost empty. The helpless artist got up and said one word—— Run!!!!! After successfully escaping, Xiao Han changed his identity to engage in creation and promote human love. Until one day, the culprit who sent him to jail suddenly came to his door. Wanted criminal Xiao: It's over, it's time for BBQ. The Grand Ombudsman exclaimed: "Then take good care of yourself. Goodbye." Xiao Han:...? Another day, Bang Yi in the live broadcast room suddenly sent him a private message, saying that the reason why he gave him so many sports car carnivals was because he once loved a bug. At that time, he was at a loss. Lu Ming is a good guy, but there are actually insects in this world that can resonate with his soul! So I called him my confidant and became a confidant netizen who talked to me about everything. One day, the first vest on the list fell off... They were actually the culprits who sent him to jail! Xiao Han: ... If you love me, just send me in? Then Xiao Han also lost his vest—— His "love science" was overturned in one fell swoop, his account was banned from the entire network, and he once again became a desperado wanted by the entire galaxy. When the crowd surged and the Grand Inspector, covered in blood, stood in front of him against the light, he remembered again the question he had repeatedly asked himself since he came here. ——How to express the love that humans have long been accustomed to to a new and unfamiliar species?
Just let a disgusting and coveted villain be arrogant from the beginning to the end. This kind of idiot makes him capable of attacking. When I read the copy, I thought the focus was on building a career. Look how disgusting and arrogant that idiot's admirer is. The most disgusting thing is such a powerful and unkillable Xiao Qiang. There is a reason for the low collection
Madam, to be honest, I felt very uncomfortable when I first read it. I like refreshing articles, and I was suffocated when I read the previous chapters, but these chapters are really good. I checked and there are very few people who have collected them. Maybe they only read the previous chapters and I felt that they couldn't stand it anymore, but these chapters are really good, come on!
Can I get those blue tears back?
In Chapter 142 of Babies, I wrote some intimate scenes, which are already very obscure. I fought with the reviewers for a day and night, but they still refused to release them. Let me make some changes and wait for them to be unlocked before continuing to update. Babies, please wait for me. (Because it is an important connecting chapter, skipping it directly will not keep up with the understanding, so it is better to unlock it first and then continue to update)
Come on, it feels like there are still a long number of words.
Is this the end of the story? That Frey just did all these things? Cleared? Isn't this too holy? Isn't Lu very dangerous? Wouldn't he be killed if he didn't have the aura of the protagonist? (Just doubt, no malice, don't complain, thank you)
Today I'm working on a detailed outline of the rest of the article, and I'll update it tomorrow (should be entering the next volume soon~
Sorry, my dears, my yang has returned (wuwuwuwu, I didn't expect this to happen. I lasted until 16 days this month, and thought I could update for 30 days). But today I have a high fever and it really hurts my head. I'm afraid it will affect the perception of the text, so I'm asking for leave. If the fever subsides tomorrow and I can write, I will continue to update. Thank you everyone for your understanding (bow
So short! No more. It's so painful to wait for the update.