What?! The Protagonist of a Jinjiang Novel Is My Kid

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As an assassin who kills every flower she grows and lets every vegetable she plants wither,

Jiang Juexia never expected to be pulled into an Inter-Realm livestream during her early-morning class... A livestreamed exam, not the Computer Rank Exam or the College English Test, but a certification for high-quality human parents???

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From then on, online fiction from a classic green-themed reading website entered Jiang Juexia's life, and the gears of fate began to turn...

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[Entertainment Industry: The Little Girl Protagonist of a Redemption Story]

While focusing on raising the child and studying for her certification, Jiang Juexia happily mooched off the production crew and went on vacation. Before she knew it, she'd turned a travel dating show into a huge parenting show.

Who says dating shows can only be about dating?

Jiang Juexia and the child redefine what a "dating show" means.

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[Imperial Court: The Sickly Male Lead of a Power-Struggle Story]

While the other princes and princesses worked themselves to the bone to win the emperor's favor, and the consorts fought over who could catch his eye, Jiang Juexia led the protagonist's little one in cultivating the Way of Wellness, sharing lifelong vows and pursuing immortality.

What do you mean cultivating immortality is the number-one productive force? (Leans back strategically)

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How do you become a high-quality human parent?

Jiang Juexia: Just get certified. It's that simple.

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(Other worlds to be decided.)

Elements: Livestreaming / raising kids / quick transmigration / entertainment industry / palace intrigue / goofy, comedic style / the kid is mildly doted on by everyone

[Note] There will absolutely be no romantic tension between any character and the protagonist, no romantic interest in either direction, whether from supporting characters toward the protagonist or from the protagonist toward anyone else. All romantic interest is directed at the universally adored little one!

Theme: Children are not puppets for their parents to pull by the strings.