How Do You Hang a Heartless Boss from a Streetlamp?

Www The earl encounters a stuntman

If Mr. Jiang were born on the magic side - Ru Xi & Sichuan* Ten Thousand Demons Magical creatures (referred to as monsters) like to move at night because they are too noisy during the day, some are averse to light, and some are mysterious at night. In short, night is a paradise for monsters. They often get together to hold small parties or joint ventures. Even the plants are like this when gathering together. They stretch out in the sun during the day, receive spa massage from the breeze, and are moisturized by morning dew and rain. They enjoy a peaceful sleep, occasionally waking up to talk to their companions, and they are chirping and very active at night. However, there are exceptions. Not all magical creatures are accustomed to traveling at night. There is a large area on the magic side that belongs to the Great Demon King Jiang. I heard that a housekeeper named Dean takes care of their lives (which makes the devil jealous). The Great Demon Kings are accustomed to traveling during the day, and the monsters there follow suit. Of course, they Occasionally, I will accept invitations from monsters to attend night parties. You must know that on the magic side, being able to invite the big devil is enough for a monster to show off for three lifetimes. Although the devils do not appear often, they have always occupied the top 1 and top 2 of the most popular monster lists... The only one who can surpass the devil is the devil! The gleaming lights danced and rotated in the air, shining brightly and dimly. Silver gauze shrouds, tree shadows overlap, white mist, black mist and green mist... Appear and disappear, cheerful music plays, monsters toast to revel, canes dance wildly, and petals fly. Occasionally, an eyeball rolled by, "Ah, my eyeball fell off..." "Hey, you stepped on my tail!" "This is not a lamp, it is my eye." Maybe a monster is drunk, and blows "burp..." And rolls up a bunch of monsters, or there are a bunch of monsters that are drunk with alcohol. And the monsters suddenly grew bigger... "Hey, today... The Demon King... The Demon King talked to me!!!" A monster said excitedly, wagging its tail and almost flapping its wings. "Wow! So lucky..." A monster opened its mouth wide and said enviously. "Humph, it's just good luck. Did you offer anything to your Excellency? If I were me, I wouldn't end the conversation so hastily. I would definitely offer you my most beautiful dance moves and treasured gems!" A monster interjected, and the monster next to him said doubtfully, "But you didn't meet your Excellency." The atmosphere was somewhat deadlocked. "I have the latest news from Mr. Chuan." A monster whispered. The monsters stopped. Some monsters even spilled the drinks in their hands. The monster that was spilled did not curse. The huge ballroom was quiet for a moment, and then the whole hall was restless. Wind blew through the grass. In the blink of an eye, the monster was surrounded. "Say it quickly..." "Quickly..." "Have a drink he always orders... Here, moisten your throat." "Quiet quiet..." "Don't squeeze the devil..." "Ah..." Being watched by so many demons for the first time, Xiaoka shook his hair nervously. Then he seemed to have thought of something, and slowly glanced around the monsters around him, and said with a solemn attitude that a demon student had never seen before, "A big thing happened on our magic side!" He paused, imitating the serious monster teacher in the monster class, making sure that every demon heard clearly, "A magician has contacted the adults!". The monsters looked at each other and stood solemnly. "He is from the Magic Administration." Xiaoka slowly took a sip of his drink. "The most important thing is that Mr. Chuan is going to the human world." "What?!!!" This news caused the monsters to exclaim and attack the entire magic side as quickly as possible. "I also want to go to the human world with Mr. Chuan..." "How can only one magician be enough? What if Mr. Chuan misses us? We can't leave Mr. Chuan." "We are going to complain to the authority..." "Why wasn't I chosen..." "Close contact with Mr. Chuan..." Yunzhong Island (or Suisui Island?) This is the place with the most spiritual plants, and it is also the private secret base of Demon King Jiang Rushi. The sky is as clear as water, and the plant spirits are happily shaking their branches and leaves. The breeze blew by, revealing the little man hidden in the green. Banana leaves were moved from the branches to block the missed sunlight, allowing Jiang Ruxi to sleep more soundly. Someone came in. The plant spirits stretched out their vines and stretched quietly. After approaching the intruder, they curled up and shyly handed a flower to them. Jiang Chuan sat aside and waited for Jiang Ruxi to wake up. Black Cat was banned. Jiang Ruqi squinted her eyes, looked at Jiangchuan, half stood up, snatched the black cat, grabbed a handful of fur, and let go. "... I accepted the invitation from the Authority to go to the human world in a form that can be observed by humans." "The human world..." Jiao Jiao jumped onto Jiang Ruxi's shoulder and asked curious questions. Lao Xiangzhang held out a branch to sort out the grass clippings on his clothes, and kindly explained to the little bird. Barabara The sun is lazy. Jiang Chuan picked up the comb and said, "Let me straighten your hair." Jiang Rushi nodded, ran the comb down, and brushed his hair bit by bit. After a while, he tilted his head, yawned, and fell asleep. (GuluGulu) Use magic occasionally Eat pineapple while using magic to replenish your blood. Human world A cat and a man appeared in the alley, a flash of magic flashed, their long hair became shorter, and their clothes were changed into clean short-sleeved trousers. "Mr. Jiangchuan, we have arrived in the human world." The count said excitedly, "Let me see, the administration has arranged a magical residence..." "Ahem... No, I have a place to live here." "Okay, let's see how the administration arranges it, how about it?" Another jabbering meal omitted "I've been playing for a few days, how do you plan to start the mission?" The count... Patted the table and asked seriously. "I plan to open a fortune telling shop." "Don't you avoid contacting people?" The Count stood up and shook his paws. "So you are responsible for entertaining." Jiang Chuan grabbed the earl's paw, "Believe you, I will equip a small printer, which can write better... You can recruit cats to help." Jiang Chuan paused and said, "Well, I am responsible for remote blessing." "Don't focus on performance, just one per week." "Learn about the market..." A street in Zhongxia. A black cat wearing a bow tie squatted on the table, staring at the passers-by with its golden eyes. When someone stopped out of curiosity and tapped the flyer with his paw, a cat jumped out from the corner and meowed to push the dizzy human to the divination shop. Ula Ula…omitted *divination scene Omit environmental description The guest sat down, and Maomao handed over pen and paper and cards. The count clicked on the QR code, rolled the paper with his tail, and disappeared into the delicate hole next to the table that was only accessible to cats.

Let's start with a short snippet Magic Authority "It's really troublesome. More and more negative factors are pouring into the human world. There have been many incidents of destruction by monsters recently..." Miss Ci Hua Cat flicked her tail, patted the magic book with her paw, and used magic to direct the quill to write a long string of words. "As for the cat, the cat will be angry if there is no cat grass of this quality as compensation." The warm orange dumpling licked his paws and yawned lazily. "Huh huh..." The little flying pig squeezed over, "Don't forget my share." He turned around and showed his little wings, took off the pink wings and held them in his arms. "Look, he is tired from flying..." The wings patted his arms in agreement. "Phew, don't worry! I've remembered it all. I specifically asked for the dessert subsidy. We can also go to the healing room a few more times for free! We can listen to Teacher Bai Ling's singing and Miss Mei's dancing to our heart's content!" Battlefield Boom, the big orange fell from the sky and crushed a monster. Various magics were flying in the air. The word ** is omitted here. "This is not the way to go." There were whispers in the air, and the sound passed by. "More and more..." "Leave it to humans to figure it out..." "That's right, magical girl!" "There has been no precedent..." The owner of the words showed hesitation, but soon became firm again and said proudly, "That's it." "Send the count and the others to take over. Let's give it a try first." "We are magical creatures that keep pace with the times!" "Sending them out like this?" "We can't underestimate our employees, we must believe in their abilities."

Mr. Jiang still hasn't come to work hahahahaha

It's truly over (when I see charity, I think of the recent charity donations, which is really chilling)

A murderer who returns to his hometown Who was killed? Be yourself. Jiangchuan walks on the beach waiting for the sunset, while Jiangchuan welcomes the sunrise on the mountain top.

Mr. Jiang: Moisturize, moisten, moisten... I'm coming to the South Pole... I hope there are still people in Antarctica who know me... I'll go to the North Pole... I hope there are still people in the North Pole who know me... Has moon travel started now? Everyone: If you miss, you can do it yourself. If you die as a fellow Taoist, you will not die as a poor Taoist.

It's really over, I'm done spreading my flowers ~ PS: My name on Weibo is that I have a grudge against the man surnamed Jiang hahahahahaha

It ended so suddenly. I feel that the wish to make everyone feel happy is really great! Thank you so much!

I just saw it after I quit. The author ID is a freelance artist... (Laughs)