The Ten-Thousand-Year-Old He Shou Wu Became a Spirit

[A reasonable herb spirit with maxed-out combat power x an unreasonable, hot-tempered monk who stops evil by killing]

He Nong is a thousand-year-old He Shou Wu spirit who made it to the twenty-first century.

She waits for the light to cross the road, gives delivery workers good reviews, obeys the law, and even completed nine years of compulsory education. She considers herself a good demon of the modern age.

But can someone tell her why heavenly lightning keeps chasing her!

Nine hundred and ninety-nine bolts of heavenly lightning blasted He Nong into the cultivation world. From the start, she was scorched black and knocked back into her original form. All that remained was her millennia-old herb-spirit body.

Good news: She still has her demon powers.

Bad news: This chaotic cultivation world is completely lawless.

Humans kill humans, demons kill humans, the demon clan kills demons... Every race kills indiscriminately, friend or foe, as if they can't speak without throwing a punch.

A few demon punks surrounded He Nong with menacing grins.

Good citizen He Nong trembled and fearfully swung her whip. "Don't come any closer!"

Crack!

One lash bound their hands and feet.

Crack!

Another lash struck them across the face.

A red sparrow, unable to move, screamed in anguish: "Can you put the whip down before you talk?!"

Before long, a terrifying rumor spread throughout the demon world.

"A crazy bald demon has arrived! She screams while beating up demons!"

"She's a freak! She ties demons up and makes them listen to her read The Demon World's Criminal Code!"

"Waaah! She even forces three-year-old little demons to study. She won't let them go home until they can recite the law!"

The Buddhist sect came to the demon world with the aim of enlightening its inhabitants. Seeing demons treat each other with kindness and respect, they couldn't believe their eyes.

Especially that black bear demon.

Last month, you were shamelessly stealing honey from little flower spirits, and now you spout morality and the rule of law while wearing a red armband and keeping the streets in order?

The Buddhist sect looked up at the sky and cried, "If you're demons, then what does that make us?!"

They secretly investigated for three days and finally obtained the booklet that had improved the demon world's reputation. It had to be a treasured scripture that held the key to enlightenment. They had to study it closely!

They solemnly opened to the first page.

"The purpose of The Demon World's Criminal Code is to fight all criminal acts through punishment, protect the private property of demons, maintain social order, and ensure peace and stability in the demon world!"

"All demons are equal before the law. No demon may enjoy privileges above the law!"

"Demons who commit crimes intentionally shall bear criminal responsibility!"

The Buddhist sect studied it through the night for three days and was left in awe. This thing called criminal law was terrifyingly powerful!

Their human race needed something like this too!

The day the cultivation world was forced to achieve peace, countless villains wailed: "What race does this He Nong belong to? She's so righteous it's downright evil!"

He Nong stood tall and puffed out her chest. "I am a successor to socialism!"

No matter the race, even a blade of grass in her presence had to obey the law!!!

A few notes:

1. The heroine's baldness is only temporary!

2. The male lead is a monk, but he's very handsome. (I haven't decided yet whether he has hair.)

March 6, 2024 | Screenshot saved

Theme: When morality falls short, the rule of law steps in