After I Became My Nemesis's Wife

Yin Cang transmigrates five years into the future, where the world has changed and ghosts and monsters have returned.

He holds out a pair of hands... claws? Claws?

A zombie?!!!

Even more shocking, his nemesis is dressed in Taoist robes, his skin an unnatural snowy white. He walks up to Yin Cang as if it were the most natural thing in the world, wraps an arm around his waist, and says, "Honey."

After feeding him blood mouth to mouth, a ringed hand brushes over his swollen belly. There's apparently a little life inside, and his nemesis looks far too tender.

Yin Cang: Ah!!!

The sky has fallen.

Yin Cang suddenly transmigrates back, still shaken. He storms straight up the mountain and sees his nemesis approaching slowly in Taoist robes, his hair held by a Taoist hairpin.

He rushes forward, grabs him by the collar, and roars:

"Tell me, how did you get me pregnant?!"

Fu Xinghui: "Men can't get pregnant."

"Aaaah, but I still have morning sickness, damn it! Urgh!"

Yin Cang is too weak to stop retching, tears blurring his vision.

Fu Xinghui: ...I refuse to believe this. :)

Beneath a century-old tree in the Taoist temple stands a strange little shrine.

Fu Xinghui once heard his master say that a god is sealed inside.

The god can grant any wish made by those who worship there.

Fu Xinghui never believed it, until another version of himself appeared...

Ignoring Yin Cang's protests, he makes a wish: "Five years from now, I will die."

Yin Cang says, exasperated, "You idiot, now the timeline's come full circle!"

Fu Xinghui freezes, then loses his composure again. "When did you make your wish?!"

Yin Cang says with a miserable face, "The last time I traveled through time."

The two men who can't stand each other fall silent in unison.

Heavens above, earth below, what did we do to deserve this?

As the saying goes,

Marriage is a grave. Once you step inside, you don't make a peep.

The next day, both families received happy news.

The two young heirs who've been at odds since childhood were getting married!

Bonus scene:

Fu Xinghui is exhausted.

Across the sofa, his zombie self is making out with Yin Cang.

They call it nourishing the spirit and replenishing the soul. They're practically making strings of saliva.

"Disgusting," says Fu Xinghui.

Yin Cang, kissed senseless: "Help..."

Zombie Fu Xinghui: ▼_▼

Reader's guide: One-on-one, both are virgins, and both absolutely deny it.

A sexually aloof, no-nonsense type x a short-tempered firecracker who needs to cool off

1. This is not a pregnancy story!!!

2. The ghosts and monsters are highly baffling, and the characters are all a little kooky.

3. Whether it's five years in the future or five years in the past, it's still the same person.

You can think of it as a dream.

Theme: Courage is the first step toward change, and hardship reveals true feelings.