Whatever, I'll Handle It

[This novel is officially published on Jinjiang. Reposting is prohibited, and unauthorized copying is theft. Thanks as well to all the lovely readers who subscribe and show their support.] Back from the cultivation world to his original world. Qiu Hongying was delighted. But before he could treat himself to the food he hadn't enjoyed for thousands of years, he realized something was wrong with his world! A wooden doll sat stiffly by his bedside, smiling as it waited for him to die. The white wall in the neighboring residential complex, covered in blood-red Spring Festival couplets, burst into blue flames every night, devouring tenants who passed by. A massive serpent's shadow coiled over the rooftops, following people like their own shadows. Pink gas hung in the air around it, spreading death. A raging river engulfed the whole sky, threatening to overturn the world. People were terrified and furious, but there was nothing they could do. The invaders came in droves, gazing greedily at this magnificent planet and treating humanity's home as if it were already theirs. All humanity's resistance earned was a sneer from the invaders: "You're nothing but a bunch of vermin." Qiu Hongying was quite content with who he was and had no intention of changing species because of these invaders. Looking at the malice rampaging across Earth and the people who would fight to the death, he sat atop a mountain peak, dressed in a star-patterned black robe, standing above the clouds as he drew talismans with his brush. "Tianshu Zi of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion, here with my friend, Lord Yunzhong." "We invite you all to die." Golden talisman characters blotted out the sky. Fierce sword energy cleaved through the ages. Later, ancient civilizations that had once appeared on Earth rose again. The Fusang Tree grew, and Kunlun Ruins descended. The pyramids shone, illuminating the once-dark continent. Atlantis revived, and the Mu Continent reappeared. A divine bridge connected the universe. The Tianlong Star people, Venusians, the Zeta system, the Pleiades, and all kinds of alien races took the stage in turn. Humanity's resilience and the limitless possibilities it brought made every race tremble. Across the Myriad Worlds, no one dared look down on this tiny world. PS 1. One-on-one romance. Protective, lazy, skilled at cutting off the fuel to put out a fire, talisman master Qiu Hongying, the shou x icy, straightforward, able to overcome ten techniques with sheer strength, sword cultivator Yun Zhong Baichuan, the gong 2. Includes some horror elements and my own worldbuilding, with a freewheeling mix of myths and legends. 3. The story is fictional and based on urban legends. Please don't connect it to reality. It isn't rigorously researched, either; it's all from the author's overactive imagination. 4. This novel is meant to be enjoyable. If you don't like it, just click away. There are countless great novels on Jinjiang, so don't force yourself to read this one! 5. Updates are generally every other day, usually between nine and midnight. [Writing is hard. Please support the official version. This novel has been licensed. Thank you for your support.] (Blurb written April 5, 2023, revised October 19, 2023, and saved.) Next up: After Awakening, My Ancestors in Huaxia Have My Back [Interstellar] Another feel-good power fantasy! Theme: May this magnificent land never be let down in this lifetime