After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Started Teaching People How to Behave [Showbiz]

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Yan Xi is a renowned comic artist from Blue Star. After being electrocuted, he transmigrates into The Path to Becoming an Immortal Emperor, taking the place of the cannon fodder with the same name.

He is the long-lost son of the Yan family, yet everything belongs to their adopted son in name only.

That is, Chu Xiao, the protagonist of the original story: a domineering CEO who has won the Best Actor award for several consecutive years and founded a technological empire.

He is also the "white moonlight" pursued by several powerful men in the book.

As for Yan Xi, naturally, he constantly opposes the protagonist. Then, thanks to the machinations of the protagonist's admirers, everyone turns against him and the entire internet mocks him. His birth family abandons him and drives him abroad.

He meets a tragic end in a foreign land.

Yan Xi immediately decides to keep his distance from everyone. But then he sees his family continually trying to get close to him.

His parents are awkward around him but dote on him, and the protagonist, though inarticulate, is gentle and easy to get along with.

His heart softens.

So when a relative comes to stir up trouble, they say, "I'm a pretty blunt person. If I hurt your feelings, you'll have to bear with me."

Yan Xi replies, "I'm pretty heavy-handed too. If I hit you and it hurts, you'll have to put up with it."

A brat looking for trouble says, "I'm just a kid! What's wrong with taking something from your house?"

Yan Xi says, "Aw, what a poor kid. Are you the only one on your household register? Otherwise, why didn't your mom and dad teach you better?"

The brat's father immediately darkens and gives the child a good beating.

Meanwhile, malicious rumors about Yan Xi begin circulating online.

"A certain young entertainer curries favor with a married executive at the Yan Group in exchange for career opportunities!"

"A certain Yan-surnamed entertainer has a private makeup room and forces a screenwriter to change the script!"

"A certain entertainer pretends to be drunk to get close to an award-winning actor, using any means necessary to hype a scandal!"

Yan Xi couldn't care less. He unplugs his internet cable, fears nothing, and throws himself into drawing.

But someone refuses to let his little brother be slandered like this, and takes Yan Xi onto a travel variety show, defending him at every turn.

At first, even after learning that Yan Xi has been welcomed back as the Yan family's new little brother, netizens remain steadfast: Boycott the Yan-surnamed entertainer! Chu, blink if you're being threatened!

Before long, though, they see Yan Xi constantly coming out with sharp, quotable retorts and showing no deference to anyone.

They tentatively decide to become fans of the variety show.

Then they discover that Yan Xi is actually the comic artist behind the recent online sensation, a slice-of-life fantasy comic!

Yan Xi's fans, the variety show's fans, and the comic's fans instantly become one big family.

As they become a loving family, some observant netizens start to notice that something doesn't add up.

It isn't until the two successfully pair up on a dating show that everyone realizes the clues had been there all along.

PS:

1. Pairing: a transmigrate-into-a-book, Taoist-minded, sharp-tongued bottom X a health-conscious, fatherly top who is the protagonist.

2. This novel still has plenty of internet memes. Thanks to all the netizens who contributed their ideas.

3. The situations in the story don't represent real life. Consider the situation and your relationship before snapping back at people!!! Otherwise, you might get a double beating from your parents, cough (/ω\)

4. Please don't associate the entertainment industry in this novel with real life!!! It's all my own version of showbiz, so don't take it too seriously _(:з"∠)

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He Says I'm the Chosen One [Construction]

The moment Ying Zelan opens his eyes, he finds himself at his coronation. He stands atop a mountain, with a beautiful national preceptor beside him reading the imperial decree.

As far as the eye can see, the land is magnificent and the scenery breathtaking. His heart swells with ambition.

"Crash!"

The mountain splits. The river is cleaved in two.

A group of people standing on flying swords toss down a few spirit stones as compensation after defeating a demon beast, then fly away.

With a stiff expression, he receives two pieces of news.

The good news: He woke up just in time to become the emperor, a ruler supreme over all.

The bad news: This world has immortals, and mortals are no better than ants.

What's more, the Heavenly Dao has collapsed, leaving the already chaotic realms of immortals and demons without any restraints.

Famine is everywhere, and floods run rampant.

His people have no clothes to cover their bodies or food to fill their stomachs.

They live in this country with numb eyes.

Children can be snatched away at any moment.

Those with outstanding spiritual roots have their parents killed and their family ties severed.

Those with beautiful faces become playthings and are given away as gifts...

Mortals are beings anyone can oppress at will.

No one cares. No one helps. No one dares to resist.

Everyone says, "Whether they are immortals, demons, or monsters, they are all our heaven. We cannot defy fate."

Zelan refuses to accept it, so he tears down that heaven.

He will make his people stand on their feet.

He will ensure they no longer have to crawl in the dust just to survive.

Whatever, I'll Handle It [Apocalypse]

After returning from the cultivation world to his original world, Qiu Hongying is delighted.

But before he can reward himself with a meal after centuries without enjoying good food, he discovers that something is terribly wrong with his world!

A stiffly smiling wooden doll sits at his bedside, waiting for him to die.

The white wall of the neighboring residential complex, decorated with blood-red Spring Festival couplets, bursts into blue flames every night and devours tenants who pass by.

A huge serpent's shadow coils over the rooftops, flickering in and out of sight, while the pink poison gas drifting around the area slowly kills everyone nearby.

A gigantic river blankets the entire sky.

People are afraid and furious, but nothing they do makes a difference.

Invaders pour in by the thousands, gazing greedily at this magnificent planet and treating humanity's home as if it already belongs to them.

All humanity's resistance earns them is a derisive laugh from the invaders: "You're nothing but a bunch of bugs."

Qiu Hongying is quite satisfied with who he is and has no intention of changing species because of these beings.

Watching the malice rampage across Earth and people fight on without fear of death,

he stands above the clouds in a star-patterned black robe, brush in hand, drawing talismans.

"Tianshu Zi of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion, accompanied by Yun Zhongjun."

"I hereby invite you all to die."

Then,

golden talismans blot out the sun,

and razor-sharp sword energy cleaves through eternity.

From then on, no one in the Myriad Worlds dares look down on this tiny world again.

PS: Contains some horror elements and my own take on worldbuilding.

Ancestors, I Need Help! Come Quick! [Interstellar]

In this interstellar age where everyone has an ability, Feng Xiuqing is unlucky enough to reach the latest age for awakening, twenty, without developing one.

So the Feng family's promising eldest son is sent to the most remote barren planet in the entire Gemini star system as soon as he graduates.

To make things worse, the boyfriend he dated for three years in college disappears without a word.

In the end, Feng Xiuqing calmly cuts ties with the Feng family and blocks the account that has become impossible to find.

He gathers his luggage and heads for that barren planet crawling with alien beasts.

At least he can have a home of his own there, can't he?

Unfortunately, the moment he lands, he nearly gets crushed to death by two giant beasts fighting.

Fortunately, at the brink of death, Feng Xiuqing finally awakens his ability: [Spirit Summoning].

At the brink of death,

he cries, "Great Sage Equal to Heaven, please lend me your golden cudgel so I can tame this rampaging beast!"

A gigantic shadow of a cudgel falls from the sky, crushing the two fighting beasts to death.

Feng Xiuqing: Oh wow.

My idol is amazing!

As his ability grows stronger, the mythical figures once confined to his imagination appear one by one!

Whenever he encounters a problem he can't solve,

Feng Xiuqing says, "Ancestors, I need help!"

Feng Bo and Yu Shi, keep the weather favorable for me. Goumang and Rushou, make sure my harvest is bountiful!

His smile grows more and more unhinged.

And so the barren planet once occupied by alien beasts is transformed, with new life flourishing everywhere.

To make a living while developing the planet, he opens an online shop. Its shelves are stocked with all kinds of rare materials, and it quickly becomes the most popular store.

More and more people come to the barren planet.

This also draws the emperor, the ruler of the Gemini star system and the most powerful person in the interstellar realm.

He is also the ex-boyfriend who disappeared as soon as Feng Xiuqing graduated.

Feng Xiuqing smiles and calls for backup: Ancestor, this is the person who bullied me!

All pairings are 1v1. (Blurb written on April 5, 2023. It may be revised later.)

Theme: Think twice before you speak.