Lin Susu transmigrated and became a powerful big shot in the cultivation world. She cultivated her body to sainthood, split green mountains with her palm, and shattered waves with her fists. In her era, she outshone countless prodigies, until she failed her heavenly tribulation. Lin Susu thought her soul would be obliterated, but unexpectedly, she returned to Blue Star. First, she was reborn as a failed streamer looking for a new job, and then she was bound to a livestream System.
From the start, she had an interview with HR lined up: a monthly salary of 50,000, meals and lodging included, easy work, and fantastic benefits: overseas travel, wild barbecue, cruises on the high seas... It had everything.
Lin Susu: "Wow, a deal like this really exists?! I'm definitely taking this job!"
At first, the viewers said, "Aaaah! Don't go, don't go, streamer! They're not legitimate employers. They're professional kidney harvesters!"
Lin Susu: "It's fine, trust me! I'm absolutely qualified for this job. All I have to do is switch from harvesting animal balls to harvesting kidneys. I'm an expert!" Before transmigrating, Lin Susu had been an experienced old-school veterinarian.
Later...
The viewers said, "Aaaah! This is awful! Stop, streamer, stop! How about we just bury them instead?!"
I'm recommending Zuo's ongoing novel, Face-Slapping Maniac's Path to Wealth and Immortality.
After Ning Su accidentally gains a mysterious planting space:
Getting the boss fired: unlocked
Super strength: unlocked
Delicious fruit: unlocked
Incredibly tasty meat: unlocked
And her talent for unhinged clapbacks keeps improving...
1.
Boss: "You're fired. Get out."
Ning Su calmly takes out her phone and calls: "Boss's wife, the boss asked me to order flowers for his little sweetheart. I just can't stand by and watch..."
Boss: "!!"
2.
Abusive husband: "So what if I cheated? I've stopped now, haven't I? This woman keeps talking about divorce every day. She deserves to be *ed!"
Ning Su: "So what, cheating and stopping makes you some kind of hero? Shit is still shit after you've eaten it, and people are still allowed to find it disgusting!"
3.
Manipulative man: "She's already been used by me. Who else would want her? If she behaves, I might still marry her!"
Ning Su...
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Roast scumbags, gather energy online, expand the space, and life really does get better and better!
Authors, please take a look at Zuo's upcoming novel. I'm begging you!
The Editorial Reviewer Rages, and Her Combat Power Soars
As an editor who reviews online novels, Jiang Shushu diligently goes to work and labors away. One day, while reviewing a manuscript, she comes across a novel whose very first chapter makes her see red. The heroine transmigrates into a world where "literary energy determines the fate of the world." According to the setting, women can't cultivate, but the heroine is Heaven's favorite, so Heaven gives her a cheat that lets her cultivate as a woman!
But then the heroine says, "Cultivation? What's the point? It's so exhausting. Isn't it much better to find a powerful man to cling to (and grovel at his feet)?"
Jiang Shushu: "..."
What the hell? Her short temper can't take this!
Jiang Shushu slams the table in a rage: "Don't make me use this golden finger!"
And the next second, she transmigrates.
Jiang Shushu: "..." Transmigration God, can we talk? I can take back what I just said.
P.S. The heroine grows over time. A super satisfying novel.
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Theme: Be a law-abiding citizen who roots out evil and punishes wrongdoers.
Ah, no more. Gone? Is this gone?
Sure enough, you should lift the table or you should lift the table, otherwise the thief will bully you.
Iced American milk flavor? Still sweet? Are you lying to me that I've never had an Americano?
The author's name is so auspicious, I like it so much
It's really great retribution.
My comments can't be seen
No, it's your fate that's bad
No need to persuade, the ghost should die this time