The Face-Slapping Maniac Cultivates Immortality to Get Rich

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After Ning Su unexpectedly gained a mysterious planting space:

Boss gets fired: unlocked

Super-strong girl gets: unlocked

Super-delicious fruit gets: unlocked

Super-tasty meat gets: unlocked

And her talent for unhinged comebacks keeps improving...

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Boss: "You're fired. Get lost."

Ning Su calmly takes out her phone and calls: "Madam, the boss asked me to order flowers for his little sweetheart. I just can't keep quiet about it..."

Boss: "!!"

2

Wife-beater: "So what if I cheated? I stopped, didn't I? She keeps bringing up divorce every day. That woman deserves to be *!"

Ning Su: "What, you cheated and then stopped, so now you're amazing? Shit is still shit after you eat it. Are people not allowed to find it disgusting?"

3

Manipulative man: "She's already been ridden by me. Who else would want her? If she behaves herself, I might still marry her!"

Ning Su...

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Rag on trashy scumbags, grab resources, expand the space, and life just keeps getting better!

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After Xia Yunshu was reborn, she bonded with the "Reject Moral Blackmail and Say No to PUA Starts with Me" System. Every time she successfully rejected moral blackmail or PUA, she received a cash reward. From then on, Xia Yunshu charged ahead on the path of rejecting moral blackmail and fighting PUA, starting a life of wealth all her own.

Faced with unreasonable demands from her parents: "Yunshu, you're the older sister, so you need to give in to your little brother. He's still young. Give him your chicken drumstick."

Yunshu: "Right, right, right. I let him have bad grades, an ugly face, low intelligence, and terrible people skills. Haven't I given in to him enough? I've given in plenty!" She glares at her useless little brother. "Hand it over. I killed the chicken, plucked it, and cooked it. You didn't even feed it a single grain of rice, so how dare you fight me for the drumstick?"

Her parents and brother: "..."

Faced with demands from awful relatives: "Yunshu, it's just a doll. Your cousin likes it, so just give it to her. It's not worth much."

Yunshu: "Heh. I like your cousin's LV bag too. Why don't you give it to me? It's not worth much."

Awful relatives: "..."

Xia Yunshu's life motto: As long as I have no morals, you can't use morality to blackmail me. As long as my spirit stands tall, no one can make me kneel!

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"The Acquisitions Editor Rages Her Way to Victory"

As an editor who reviewed online novels for acquisition, Jiang Shushu worked diligently and put in long hours. One day, while reviewing a manuscript, she came across a novel whose opening chapter left her stunned. The heroine transmigrates to a world where "literary energy determines the fate of the world." In the book's setting, women can't cultivate, but the heroine, heaven's favorite, is given a cheat by the heavens that lets her cultivate as a woman!

But then the heroine says: "Cultivate? What's so great about that? It's exhausting. Isn't it much better to find a powerful man to cling to, and grovel at his feet?"

Jiang Shushu: "..."

What the hell? There's no way her temper can let this slide!

Jiang Shushu slams the table in a fury: "If this golden finger isn't mine, I'll eat my hat!"

And the very next second, she transmigrates.

Jiang Shushu: "..." Great Transmigration Deity, can we make a deal? I can take back what I just said.

P.S. The heroine grows throughout the story. A very satisfying power fantasy.

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Theme: Everyone should learn to love themselves. No matter who tries to hurt you, be brave enough to say no.