The Interstellar Number One Beast Tamer

*Please add my other silly comedy, Jumping Around in the Melon Patch with the Villain, to your reading list, please!

After transmigrating to the interstellar era, Jiang Tunan finds herself on a planet shrouded in gray fog, its surface covered in an unknown metal. Even a ride on public transport can bring an encounter with a battle between humans and insects. Danger lurks everywhere.

Jiang Tunan takes a look at herself: an indebted young woman on her way to work.

The people around her tell her that ancient interstellar creatures are mysterious and dangerous, devouring people whole.

Then she sets foot on a desolate planet and gets scammed by a sheep.

Jiang Tunan stares at the skinny little black sheep with a single horn before her, lost in thought.

Dangerous? This is it? Is the danger that she might eat too much?

According to legend, the desolate planet's zoo houses many ancient creatures.

As the ancestors of mutant animals and the insect race, they are horrifying to look at, and their cries can shatter an entire star system. That's why the desolate planet keeps them under close wraps.

When an insect tide attacks, the Imperial Army stands ready to fight. In the end, they struggle to hold back the horde and begin leaving their last words.

At that moment, a group of unknown creatures appears and joins the battle with ease, devouring ten insects at a time.

When the marshal of the Fourth Legion is ambushed, a girl standing on the back of a giant beast weaves vines to block the attack for him.

The remaining vines turn into a net and capture every last insect.

A video of the Legion being saved by fluffy creatures is uploaded to the StarNet, and people across the stars express their doubts:

[That's some impressive video editing. You can tell the creator's a pro.]

[Ancient creatures are still alive? Didn't they mostly die out because they couldn't adapt to the interstellar environment?]

[Plant-type abilities are the weakest. I don't believe they can save anyone.]

Only when the desolate planet's zoo starts livestreaming do people across the stars come rushing in.

A snow leopard chases its own tail and tumbles onto its back. With tears in its eyes, it demands that the keeper blow on it to make it feel better.

A tiger opens its huge jaws and roars. A kick from an Arctic hare makes it jump, and the tiger turns around in fright, looking for a hug from the keeper.

Meanwhile, a black-and-white panda lies at the keeper's feet, throwing a tantrum and demanding a hug.

The interstellar viewers frantically type:

[I'm dying of cuteness, please bring on more of them and scare me to death.]

[These are the creatures that saved people? They look like all they can do is act cute.]

[Plant-type abilities can be used like this? I don't believe it. The keeper will have to show me again.]

People who have only ever seen them on the news appear in the livestream.

The principal of the Imperial Central Academy stands among the flowers: Have you considered staying on as a teacher after graduation?

The Empire's supreme marshal arrives with a gift of thanks: Have you considered joining the Legion after graduation?

The desolate planet's zoo becomes an overnight sensation across the stars. Then someone spots its keeper at the Imperial Central Academy's opening ceremony.

"How did you get them to go save people?"

Jiang Tunan blinks and says solemnly, "Actually, at first, we were just going out to get some extra food."

Blurb for the upcoming Jumping Around in the Melon Patch with the Villain

Yao Fuqing awakens and discovers that she's a background character in several novels.

She has no legendary System, no golden finger, and not even a full story to spoil, just a bare-bones outline.

As for the wealth she's accumulated, it's simply the pay she's earned over the years for diligently playing a background character.

To keep her assets growing steadily every day, Yao Fuqing gets mad, then gets even madder, and starts jumping around in the melon patch.

For example, after the top actress on her roster loses her memory, she mistakes her enemy for her butler.

Her playgirl bestie accidentally kisses her boyfriend's brother, and then both men try to force her into marriage.

Her business partner's love-struck kept lover raises a dragon-slaying blade for the sake of her sugar daddy.

Her childhood friend, who married by contract, discovers that her husband might be a cross-dressing pervert...

Yao Fuqing: Hic! Why be a protagonist when being a background character is so much better?

Then one day, she realizes that the younger guy she casually saved while gossiping is acting strange.

He's in the melon patch every time.

Yao Fuqing is moved to tears. She's finally found a fellow background-character gossip buddy!

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Xiu Mansheng is the villainous fake young master in a story about a real and fake young master.

He's been through 99 cycles and still hasn't broken the curse.

On his 100th return, Xiu Mansheng bares his fangs, intent only on destroying the world.

A woman's teasing voice comes from outside, as sweet as music.

For the first time, he successfully pushes open that door.

The young woman standing outside is like a god, reaching out to him like a god.

Xiu Mansheng hears her voice again:

[Tch, where did this poor little guy wander in from? I feel sorry for him.]

Xiu Mansheng becomes wary.

But then he keeps running into her while seeking revenge, and his enemies keep getting taken down in ways he never expected.

Her inner thoughts always reach him loud and clear:

[That's it? This is what high-level corporate warfare looks like?]

[I wish I had a handful of melon seeds...]

[Listen to me, stop arguing! Fight, fight!]

Xiu Mansheng realizes that he looks like an idiot, repeatedly testing her as if she were a formidable enemy.

He carries a little stool over and scoots up beside her, only to have a handful of melon seeds thrust into his hands.

From then on, the ferocious beast puts away its fangs and willingly bows its head to her.

Theme: Love life and love nature