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Please check out my upcoming works, Lingnan's Little Husband and The O Who Didn't Want to Be Love-Struck Gets Married
Here's the blurb:
Lai He is a panda spirit who has cultivated for many years.
As soon as he comes down from the mountain, a starship takes him away,
and brings him to the star system where humanity now lives.
To repay a debt of gratitude,
he ends up as a teacher at a kindergarten that's about to go bankrupt,
whose students are endangered national treasures: giant pandas?
He cooks for them, teaches lessons, brings them bamboo shoots, and plays with them.
He uses his spiritual power to grow a whole grove of bamboo and teaches them how to use spiritual energy.
But the little ones can be mischievous,
clinging to his legs and refusing to let go.
Lai He, getting angry for a moment:
I'll turn into a giant panda and scare the wits out of you naughty little cubs!
Rawr, huh?
Why is his true form so tiny?
Where's his tall, mighty bear body?
Several little pandas swarm him,
squishing and jostling like glutinous rice balls,
and Lai He... this tiny red panda
can't beat a few little cubs at all!
The big shot watching from the security booth
silently observes.
After a while, he turns into a huge leopard and leaps over,
burying his face in Lai He's belly and taking a deep sniff!
Lai He: Damn it! Weren't we supposed to be just coworkers?
The major and security guard: We're just coworkers who like sniffing pandas.
Until...
The kindergarten that was once on the verge of closing becomes more and more popular,
and the naughty panda cubs grow into outstanding students.
Lai He even keeps finding more and more little animals outside the kindergarten:
an affectionate red panda, a vain peacock, a shy lop-eared rabbit...
The snow leopard's thick tail wraps around his waist. Stop taking them in! I already have enough rivals!
Lai He, grinning: Huh? Weren't we just brothers who simply sniffed each other?
The snow leopard, gritting his teeth: No! There's nothing simple about it! We're married!
Please check out my upcoming work, Lingnan's Little Husband
Upcoming work blurb: A husband-and-wife story with childbirth
Jiang Miao is the last child of the Jiang family, who run a medical clinic.
He's a male-born child the Jiang family doesn't want.
After his father dies, he argues fiercely with his relatives
and staunchly refuses to be married off.
They beat him badly and throw him out of the house,
where he's found by Zhou Jian'an, who is so poor he has to risk hunting in the mountains.
Everyone teases Zhou Jian'an for picking up a little husband,
but Zhou Jian'an just shakes his head.
Jiang Miao drives off Zhou Jian'an's parasitic relatives and cruel gossips in verbal duels,
then uses his silver tongue to open an herb shop.
What do you mean? Am I supposed to go be someone else's husband?
Only then does Zhou Jian'an panic,
shaking his head frantically and hurrying to carry him back to their room.
All in all,
it's the laid-back, peaceful life of a little husband
and his own husband in the countryside of Lingnan.
A sharp-tongued, quick-witted, foul-mouthed bottom who can take on the whole extended family x a top who barely says a word
Theme: Hard work creates a new life
Roasted sweet potatoes are yyds, okay, shredded sweet potatoes are not delicious at all. Sweet potatoes are already very sweet, but coating them with a layer of sugar makes them very cloying. Better to roast sweet potatoes. Soft and waxy. The sweetness is also moderate.
He's Hehe's mountain god father [crying]
Here are three unowned pre-receipts, click to get them:
"Lingnan Young Man"
"O who doesn't want to be a love brain gets married"
"No one doesn't love Meow God"
There is also the final article of No Owner, click to get it:
"Farm to support the family, please don't disturb"
"I am actually the boss of interstellar textbooks"
"Become a heartthrob after dressing up as a mermaid"
"God of Cooking Saves the Universe"
Claw, use magic to defeat magic
The new article looks so warm. It's a warm and daily article. I like it very much [kiss]
Hahahahahahahahaha [laughing and crying]
Babies! Ee is back! Going out for a meal is really tiring and hot [crying]. Come and give ee a kiss [kiss]
Catching insects, that translator is Xiong Dufeng translator, right?
Long time no see. Spread flowers~ You guys are so cute [red heart][red heart][red heart]
Roasted sweet potatoes are yyds, okay, shredded sweet potatoes are not delicious at all. Sweet potatoes are already very sweet, but coating them with a layer of sugar makes them very cloying. Better to roast sweet potatoes. Soft and waxy. The sweetness is also moderate.
He's Hehe's mountain god father [crying]
Here are three unowned pre-receipts, click to get them: "Lingnan Young Man" "O who doesn't want to be a love brain gets married" "No one doesn't love Meow God" There is also the final article of No Owner, click to get it: "Farm to support the family, please don't disturb" "I am actually the boss of interstellar textbooks" "Become a heartthrob after dressing up as a mermaid" "God of Cooking Saves the Universe"
Claw, use magic to defeat magic
The new article looks so warm. It's a warm and daily article. I like it very much [kiss]
Hahahahahahahahaha [laughing and crying]
Babies! Ee is back! Going out for a meal is really tiring and hot [crying]. Come and give ee a kiss [kiss]
Catching insects, that translator is Xiong Dufeng translator, right?
Long time no see. Spread flowers~ You guys are so cute [red heart][red heart][red heart]
Hey, how often do you usually update?