The Scum Top's Fake Pregnancy Quick Transmigration Revenge Tour

After an accident, Song Baiyou was swept into the quick transmigration System.

While the System was away, he went wild setting up cheat abilities for himself:

Pain reduced to the minimum, luck cranked to the max, looks and talent pushed to the limit...

In the final second before the GM caught him, he jumped straight into the first world

Why did all his invincible buffs end up on someone else?

The bottom: a mobile healing station + a merciless painkiller-points exchange machine + a wish-granting pool that never says no

He discovered that every script he got was about being an unlucky, sickly, double-crossing scum top,

and he still had to max out the affection meter while playing from behind.

GM: Go repent properly in the crematorium, kid...

Song Baiyou: Chasing after my wife? No chance. The words “make the first move and fawn” aren’t in my dictionary.

Song Baiyou: How much is a fake pregnancy prop?

World One: (Complete)

Sickly, fake-pregnant, fun-loving top X pure-hearted, kind, motherly bottom

Rumor had it that the demon Song Baiyou had turned against his sect and killed his master, leaving only his junior brother, Li Yuan, alive.

Now, gravely injured and in his junior brother's hands, one squeeze of his fingers would be enough to make him vanish into dust.

His junior brother was cold, trust already gone from his eyes. “How many more lies do you have to tell me?”

Song Baiyou: “This time, I'm really pregnant.”

Song Baiyou: “Don't believe me? Feel for yourself.”

The hatred in his junior brother's eyes gradually turned into confusion, then cautious uncertainty.

World Two:

Little liar merfolk leader top X upright detective from the Merfolk Protection Organization

The Merfolk Protection Organization's most celebrated and mysterious detective rescued a mermaid from a wealthy man's banquet.

When he fished the dying mermaid out of the pool, he froze.

He had already rescued this fish three times.

Apart from the fact that this fish was an idiot, there could only be one explanation

This was a full-blown mermaid scam.

Song Baiyou: “Sir, let me explain.”

Song Baiyou: “This is how we're earning formula money for our baby.”

Song Baiyou: “Really.”

World Three:

Loveless, dispassionate saint top X sunny, cheerful knight commander bottom (Sentinel-Guide)

The good-for-nothing Song Baiyou had once impersonated someone else and risen to become the Radiant Hall's First Saint.

Now the other man had become a knight commander with an army at his command. One sweep of his sword could send the shameless impostor tumbling from his throne.

Li Yuan failed to get his revenge, but managed to make the Saint miss the curfew for returning to the palace.

During Mass the next morning, the Saint suddenly retched and collapsed to his knees.

Fresh milk and vivid grape juice poured from his five orifices, and his belly visibly swelled...

Everyone was horrified. They said Heaven had answered his sincere prayers by making the Saint pregnant in front of them.

In the cold, ornate atonement hall of the temple, he sat behind a huge screen made of colored glass.

The knight commander's armor clanged against the floor with a piercing sound.

Song Baiyou: “Stop kneeling. I said I won't see you.”

World Four:

A pretending-to-be-O pureblood little bat top X Sigma jealous, yandere bottom

Li Yuan took in a little white-haired bat with a broken wing.

He thought the other was weak, pitiful, and unable to care for himself,

and needed his protection to survive.

He never expected him to be a little stray cat who ate at everyone's table,

or that, after one night of his first bite, he would turn Li Yuan's high-quality Alpha constitution

into a top-tier Sigma whom even an Omega could mark.

Jealousy grew like a vine.

As a Sigma, he was terrified of having no powerful Alpha to protect him,

and the Omega fated to be his was a fickle playboy.

So Li Yuan chose to lock him in the old castle

Li Yuan was both hurt and furious. Eyes red, he demanded, “If you turned me into a Sigma, why didn't you mark me completely?”

Song Baiyou: “Strenuous activity isn't advisable during pregnancy.”

(He changes from an A to an S. His physical abilities and pheromones remain those of an Alpha, but if he is caught off guard, any type can mark him, even the weakest Omega. He only goes weak-kneed around the pheromones of the person who marked him.)

Top: A pathological liar and a mental-illness-making machine, a top-tier fun-lover who most enjoys scenes where little widows wail at gravesides

Bottom: An all-around powerhouse with excellent luck, character, and stamina; a gentle, generous, motherly figure, a blank sheet of paper that makes people want to corrupt him

Reader advisory: Sanity is disregarded; mild horror; one-on-one romance

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Advance preview: “The Cold Top Gets a Dad's Script” (quick transmigration) synopsis:

Yan Wenlin received a mission from headquarters to turn a grass-roots male lead into a success.

Equipped with a top-tier nutritionist and a team of education experts, he confidently took his professional team to various worlds to find male leads

The good news was that all the male leads he found were ambitious.

The bad news was that they were too ambitious. Apart from clinging to him, they wouldn't interact with anyone else. So Yan Wenlin had to play every benefactor in the male lead's life all by himself, forcing the plot forward and pushing the male lead toward success!

Yan Wenlin looked at his ever-thickening script, his expression growing even more grim.

World One: Insect race

Cold, ascetic bee king top X ambitious albino larva bottom

In the mental network shared by the hive, Jian Xiao could clearly hear what everyone thought of him:

A weakling, cannon fodder for the future hive, an albino unfit even to be a worker bee.

Everyone felt sorry for the bee king and leader, Yan Wenlin, for choosing to raise an inferior larva with no future.

Jian Xiao included.

But Yan Wenlin forcibly pulled him out of the mire of self-loathing.

Team: Warning! The larva is now too dependent on you! This is detrimental to the reproduction of the species! Sever your mental-network connection with the larva as soon as possible!

The team unanimously decided to send Yan Wenlin outside the hive on a mission,

when in fact they wanted another bee king to form a connection with the larva.

Deprived of Yan Wenlin's doting, the larva chose to starve himself to death.

Yan Wenlin: “Don't indulge him. Let him starve! So you won't eat unless it's royal jelly from my mouth?”

Jian Xiao: “Mm. I won't eat unless you feed it to me yourself.”

Yan Wenlin: “Got the guts to say that one more time?”

World Two: Modern day

Overworked, extremely nearsighted motherly caretaker X fighting prodigy who can only score seventy-five in math

Jian Xiao realized there was something a little off about his big brother.

His whereabouts were mysterious, he often had huge sums of money, and he had a face that could get him force-fed by rich older women.

Whenever Jian Xiao asked, his brother would guiltily take off his glasses and brush him off with a few words.

So one day, he skipped class and followed him, hoping to “save the damsel in distress” with his fists.

Team: That kid is behind you.

Yan Wenlin silently crouched down and started picking up the empty water bottles at his feet.

When he got home, he found his kid already kneeling at the door with a washboard in hand.

Yan Wenlin: “...”

Jian Xiao, sniffling and crying: “Big brother, you don't have to collect garbage to raise me. I only got seventy-five in math today. Just throw me away.”

World Three: Sentinel-Guide

Widowed Guide who is both deaf and mute X black-hearted, unruly troublemaker

(Lop-eared rabbit X beagle)

Yan Wenlin was a top-tier Guide. His scumbag Sentinel husband had been gone for eight years.

When he came back, he was not only stiff, but cold, too.

The scumbag was dead. A joyous occasion for all.

Jian Xiao, who had coveted his teacher for years, hurried to prepare a confession and take his place.

But Yan Wenlin mysteriously disappeared during the proposal.

Three years later, Yan Wenlin found a howling dog at his doorstep.

Team: That's Jian Xiao's spirit form. He's found you.

Yan Wenlin: “I know. I'm good with dogs.”

The White Tower's major general, who had eaten leftovers for three days, couldn't help coming to demand an explanation.

Jian Xiao: “QAQ Teacher, are you really going to treat me like this?”

World Four: (To be continued)

Yan Wenlin X Jian Xiao

Top: An asexual office worker, a kindly, long-winded father figure, career-focused, with passion only for beating up kids and clocking out. After the first world, just seeing Jian Xiao's face gives him phantom pain.

Bottom: Rebellious, but not entirely; filial, though his filial devotion has become twisted; possessive, jealous, a little green tea, a drama queen who's a sweet lamb in public and a devil in private, with enough inner monologue to circle the Earth three times.

There's more to come. The neighboring novel “The Emperor's Confession” has already been licensed for an audio drama.

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Theme: Sacrificing oneself for others