When Two Betas Meet, the Brave Prevail

Sharp-tongued, streetwise Beta & timid, henpecked Beta

"Fraudulent marriage!"

Early one morning, a married couple came to the fertility clinic.

The one with a Hong Kong accent stormed in and demanded:

"Doctor, if the other person's fertility is low, can I legally file for divorce?"

The doctor glanced through the medical records,

then drew a baffled breath.

"Doctor, my biggest dream in life is to have a child, but he won't have one."

The other, speaking with a mainland accent, looked utterly pitiful and was quick to gain the doctor's sympathy.

The doctor flipped back to that page of the records.

...Um, when was your most recent AO hormone injection?

...Beta fertility is well supported nowadays. Have you considered that this might be a psychological issue?

...And how many times have you shared a bed recently?

Ma Jie: We've been married for two days. We're not close enough for that yet.

Yu Letian: Sharing a bed with him is bad for my physical and mental health.

Ma Jie: He never makes the first move. (complaining)

Yu Letian: He's the one who can't perform. (complaining)

Doctor: Can the two of you get out of the fertility clinic already?

Ma Jie: To support the company's plan to optimize its workforce at age 35 and align with management at a granular level, we need to speed up our childbirth schedule, break down emotional barriers, and try to pool our coworkers' leftover funds before we're optimized out.

Ma Jie: Lawyer Yu, take a look at the PPT.

Yu Letian: Do you know that listening to you is a form of psychological torture?

Yu Letian: Can you speak like a normal person?

Ma Jie, solemnly: I want to get back all the wedding gift money and single-person taxes I've paid over the years.

A little wicked story about two Betas getting married to spite the whole world ()

A very short, joke-filled story

"Men Are from Mars" x "This Is Not a Year-End Party"

Theme: The meaning of life is to be alive