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Synopsis
Movie star Luo Xiao is the ultimate dream girl in the O circle, a gorgeous A with a perfect figure. Every little O wants to marry her, yet she has lived like a nun for over twenty years and never even dated. Everyone wonders if she might have some kind of dysfunction.
One day, Luo Xiao came home carrying a little white rabbit munching on a carrot. Her blind old housekeeper stood nearby, smiling. "Miss never brings strangers home. You're quite special."
The little rabbit kicked her legs, its ears twitching.
Luo Xiao carried her inside and tossed her onto the bed. The little rabbit instantly transformed into a soft and adorable little O, gazing at the cool, aloof A with big, watery eyes as she pitifully held out her hand.
"Big sis, you knocked all my carrots away."
Luo Xiao had no choice but to ask the housekeeper to bring over a bag of rabbit food. But the little thing was so spoiled she refused to eat by herself, insisting on being fed. Irritated, Luo Xiao tugged on the little rabbit's ears and asked,
"You scratched my car, and now you're mooching off me at home. What are you after?"
Following her friend's advice, the little rabbit blushed and leaned toward Luo Xiao. She took Luo Xiao's hand and pressed it to her soft cheek, smiling sweetly as she replied, "I want to date you, big sis."
Luo Xiao: ...
"Haven't you heard the rumors? Everyone says I'm sexually indifferent. You still want to date me?"
The little rabbit shook her round head, her ears flopping. She didn't believe it at all. "But, big sis, you're a dragon!"
How could she possibly be sexually indifferent?
*
Shi Rui was a beloved little white rabbit. She fell for the popular Luo Xiao and excitedly went to see her, only to be thrown out by the security guards. She almost turned into a little gray rabbit.
A real little gray rabbit gave her some advice. "Go wait by her car. You'll catch her eventually."
Shi Rui thought that made sense. After asking around, she found out where Luo Xiao parked and went to wait with a small backpack full of carrots. But she never expected to fall asleep and gnaw on Luo Xiao's car, chewing off the paint. In the end, Luo Xiao gave her a thorough scolding.
Fortunately, she finally got to stay at Luo Xiao's place and even share her bed. Night after night, she snuggled up to Luo Xiao until she went into heat.
She gazed at Luo Xiao with red, tearful eyes. "Big sis, please be gentle with me."
Unexpectedly, Luo Xiao calmly took out a shot of suppressants. "Come on. I prepared it ages ago."
After the injection, Shi Rui bit the corner of the blanket and complained tearfully, "You're really sexually indifferent? Can a dragon be sexually indifferent too?"
Luo Xiao looked down at her calmly, a hint of teasing in her eyes and a smile at the corner of her mouth. "I have a genetic mutation. So what?"
"Bonus Scene"
But on the night of her college graduation, Shi Rui was unceremoniously thrown onto the bed by Luo Xiao.
Looking at her, Shi Rui angrily planted a foot on her shoulder and deliberately asked, "Aren't you sexually indifferent?"
Luo Xiao's eyes were still perfectly calm, without a ripple. She gently clasped Shi Rui's pale-jade ankle and said coolly, "I cured it with traditional medicine. Want to try?"
1. One-on-one romance
2. Synopsis saved April 7, 2025
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A little snake failed her tribulation and was struck by heavenly lightning, left on the brink of death. She hid in the mountains to recover, only to be found and taken home by a woman whose every movement jingled with accessories as she pushed aside the grass.
The little snake trembled with fear. For her own safety, she tried to look fierce and hiss at the woman, only to get flicked on the forehead.
Wah, that hurt.
After flicking her, the woman threatened her too. "Bare your fangs again, and I'll take you home to make snake wine."
Wah, scary.
The little snake shrank her head and didn't dare speak.
But what awaited her after the woman took her home wasn't a huge jar of wine. It was a piece of fresh meat and cool ointment on her scales.
Wah, the human feeds me, the human puts medicine on me. The human is nice.
The little snake wagged her tail and crawled over to gently nuzzle the woman's finger, showing affection, only to get flicked on the forehead again.
"Hurry up and get better. Snake wine will be more nutritious once you're fully healed."
After saying that, the woman tossed the little snake into a room full of venomous creatures.
Wah...
The little snake's eyes filled with tears, round as fried eggs. She curled up in a corner and wiped her tears on her scales.
Scary. Need to find someone.
She wagged her tail and squeezed through the crack beneath the door the woman had disappeared behind.
*
A Wan was an herb gatherer from Miaojiang. She was a loner who never socialized with anyone, had taught herself a little poison magic, and kept a room full of venomous creatures.
One day, while gathering herbs in the mountains, she found a tiny snake barely thicker than her index finger. It looked badly injured.
She had a moment of compassion and picked it up. She hadn't expected the little thing to bare its fangs at her, so she flicked it on the forehead to make it behave, then tossed it into the room where she kept her venomous creatures and went back to her room to sleep.
But... it was the height of summer. Why was she getting colder the longer she slept?
A Wan rolled over and sleepily opened her eyes, only to come face-to-face with a pair of clear, innocent eyes.
"Human, scared."
A thin, high-pitched voice came from the frail young woman beside her, deliberately imitating the way A Wan spoke.
A Wan pinched herself hard. She wasn't dreaming.
"Bonus Scene"
The depths of winter had arrived. Snow fell thickly outside, while the charcoal brazier burned brightly inside.
The little snake crawled under the warm blankets only after sneaking some candy. She nestled against A Wan and wriggled back and forth, waking her just as she had fallen asleep.
"Snuck a snack again?" A Wan's voice was hoarse and sleepy. She didn't even open her eyes.
The little snake blinked and lied nervously. "Nope."
As soon as she finished speaking, A Wan opened her eyes, gripped her chin, and said slowly, her gaze darkening, "I'll have to check."
"How do you check... Wah..."
The little snake had barely opened her mouth when the wicked A Wan's tongue slipped inside.
Wah, human mouths are so soft. Little snake likes them.
Theme: Love never fades away.
Hey~~Longlong, you are so pretending
I really like their past life stories, the big green dragon and the little white rabbit. Can there be more similar stories?
Good guy, this is no longer a matter of old cows eating young grass. This dragon is not that old [covering his face and laughing]
Woohoo, there's no Qingqing extra story, so OO has a good time 😭
Mother Rabbit: Hehe, it's that big pig's hooves that snatches the rabbit again.
Will Ming Qing and Qi Ran be Fu CP 🐶
Is this Dragon Ball serious?
Why did the rabbit suddenly regain his memory?
So is it the blue dragon waiting for the reincarnation of the little rabbit?
Socks, the two of them are progressing very quickly, and they're done with [Orange Candy]