The Universally Hated Little Widower Gets a Beauty Score System

A useless, pretty little bottom who only wants to earn some damn money and eat it all, paired with a powerful top

When he opened his eyes, someone was yanking him up by the collar and cursing him out of bed:

"Song Chunyu, you filthy slut! My big brother's body isn't even cold yet, and you ugly thing are already climbing into how many other people's beds?!"

Song Siyu's eyes widened, clear and stupid: ?

The Beauty Value System was thrilled. It told Song Chunyu that he had arrived on a continent inhabited by all sorts of races, and that he could change his body and become beautiful by earning True Love Points.

Featured beginner's reward: worth 500 True Love Points, now only 99! Just 99! A smooth, tender face like a peeled egg!!

As it turned out, Song Chunyu had transmigrated into a homely, promiscuous version of Jin Ping Mei. Not only did he fool around after his husband's death, but his status was so low that even the household's maids and servants could push him around.

Song Chunyu: I don't get it. Does this stop me from eating mango-flavored donuts?

Beauty Value System: ...?

The System was utterly disappointed. It had thought its Host was a useless little thing, and had been ready to give up. It never expected the plot to develop so unexpectedly.

Before Song Chunyu arrived, the proud and innocent young master of the Ling family would frown and say, "Slut, stay away from me."

Afterward: "Hey, you! Why the hell are you ignoring me?"

The elegant but depraved, fickle, lustful, and callous eldest Ling brother would laugh and say, "That pockmarked Song Chunyu? I'd find him filthy even if he were handed to me for free."

Afterward: "...Tell me, exactly how do I fall short compared to my younger brother?"

Song Chunyu hated being caught up in the brothers' showdown. Their love triangle was making his donuts taste bad, so he exchanged points with the System for fox-kin blood to make a quick getaway. On the way, however, he was abducted by a powerful white tiger beastman and made the bride of his mountain stronghold.

The beastfolk: "A seductress like him is practically a male Daji! Chief, don't trust him!"

Song Chunyu, happily munching on a donut: Meow meow meow?

The beastfolk lord led Song Chunyu along like a treasured darling, their hands sticky with candy. "What male Daji? He's clearly my little Hachimi."

Then Song Chunyu heard about a dessert night market in the distant South Sea and started craving it like crazy. He set a trap that made everyone think he was pregnant, then slipped away while no one was watching, carrying a mountain of True Love Points and a stunningly upgraded face. He was running off to find something to eat when some villains captured him and put him on the auction stage, broadcasting it across the stars.

On the screen, the fox-eared youth in the silver cage was so beautiful and fragile he dazzled the eye. His deep, dark-blue eyes enchanted the entire interstellar realm.

That day, the frail, devoted, obsessive, and tyrannical merman who had grown up adopted and fallen to darkness; the S-rank vampire who had searched for his lover for millions of years; the Ling brothers, chasing Song Chunyu through their own personal hell of regret; and the beastfolk king who thought his wife had run off while pregnant...

They all knew where Song Chunyu was!

Song Chunyu sat cross-legged in the cage, staring blankly. I'm hungry. When will they let me go? I want durian egg tarts.

* In his previous life, the only thing he aspired to was earning some damn money, spending it all on food, then dying. Don't expect him to achieve great things in this life.

* Both leads are sexually and emotionally pure! Both leads, both leads, both leads! If you're confused by parts of the story, repeat those three words to yourself. Both the top and the bottom are pure in body and heart.

* The beauty golden finger given to the bottom has a few bugs.

* As for the plot, as long as it's satisfying, that's good enough. I've been failing at dieting lately, and I ate all the logic.

Theme: Your personality determines your destiny