E Ting transmigrated into a dog-blooded harem novel as a forgettable side character meant to contrast with the protagonist. In the original story, the protagonist was adored by five overbearing suitors, while E Ting was notorious as the schoolwide pariah everyone avoided.
The socially anxious E Ting: Yes!!
He'd planned to sit back and enjoy the show, but space-time itself was in chaos. Every week, E Ting inexplicably awakened a new superpower, and the plot meant for the protagonist and his suitors kept going off the rails and landing on him instead.
Week One: His superpower was turning into a mermaid.
When it rained, scales appeared on his cheeks. If he came into prolonged contact with water, he grew a fish tail. The only way to turn back was to cuddle up to Cool Guy Suitor #1.
E Ting became Cool Guy Suitor #1's little shadow, sticking close to him no matter the time or place. Every day, he said a thousand times, "I want to stay by your side. Where are you going? Can I come with you?"
Cool Guy Suitor #1: Oh, another person who's fallen for me.
A week later, the power disappeared, and E Ting rolled away without a backward glance.
Cool Guy Suitor #1, gritting his teeth: Where are you going? Take me with you.
Week Two: His body became empathically linked to a pen.
The pen belonged to the ascetic top student, Suitor #2. He cuddled it day and night, practically ready to have its image engraved onto his eyeballs. He personally carved over a hundred pen caps, and every night he wiped down his beloved pen from end to end with the finest, softest silk.
E Ting finally couldn't take it anymore. Every day, he sent Suitor #2 pictures of his legs in a skirt and sweetly called him "big brother."
At last, he turned Suitor #2's pen fetish into a leg fetish.
A week later, E Ting had done his job and was ready to bow out, but Suitor #2 pinned him against a corridor wall, his eyes dark with desire.
"Why did you stop calling me big brother? Didn't you promise to wear a qipao for me?"
Week Three: His superpower gave him a hundred lives. Suitor #3, a blackened yandere, broke down in tears because he couldn't die together with E Ting.
Week Four: His superpower was mind reading. From then on, E Ting could never look at the proud, arrogant young master, Suitor #4, who blushed and got angry at the drop of a hat, in quite the same way again.
Week N: The original plotline collapsed, and all the overbearing suitors started fighting over E Ting.
But E Ting discovered that his superpowers had disappeared. He rejoiced inwardly, happy that ordinary life had finally returned.
On his way home, a handsome and refined man, pale-skinned and dressed in elegant antique clothes, tilted his head slightly and raised his phoenix eyes:
"You... can see me?"
Reading Guide:
The protagonist is naturally absent-minded and socially anxious. He can't understand what other people say, and they can't understand him, either.
The universally disliked becomes everyone's favorite. A battlefield of romantic rivals. E Ting will tame every stubborn person.
Updated daily.
One-on-one romance.
Theme: The importance of studying hard.
Beautiful lamp, can you follow the fish by the way when you have time? I really like that book
No, the night ahead is still full of stars. How come the next page turns into dusk with afterglow?
Well - look - wow -
Claw
Great writing! Come on, madam
Hahaha, I thought they could see the tail