Let Me Tell You About My Bizarre Love Life

[Rugged tops of all kinds x spicy bottoms of all kinds]

#Story One: My Online Dating Match Is Actually My Nemesis#

Lou Wei has an arch-enemy: a nasty, sharp-tongued idiot who calls him a moron every chance he gets. Lou Wei hates him so much that he grinds his teeth in his sleep, eager to get his hands on the guy as soon as possible.

He also has an online dating match: beautiful, sweet-voiced, and always calling him "big brother" until he melts with happiness. That slim waist and those long legs have him dreaming of climbing into bed with them every night.

Then they meet in person.

#Story Two: After Losing My Dear Beloved, I Got Together with My Love Rival#

His dear beloved has a partner now. It's not Ling Huo, and it's certainly not that good-for-nothing!

Ling Huo is heartbroken. He complains that his dear beloved has such terrible taste, and, to make matters worse, he runs into his love rival while drowning his sorrows late at night. They can't stand the sight of each other, but as they keep drinking, the other guy's eyes turn into hooks, and his wandering hands start to reach for Ling Huo.

The next day, Ling Huo is refreshed and energetic, while his love rival clutches his back and roars in frustration.

The other guy was the one who started getting handsy. How's that his fault?

#Story Three: After Refusing to Be a Backup, I Got Together with My Childhood Friend#

Jing Zhan is done being a backup for the white lotus. He works like a servant and can't even get a smile in return. Whoever wants to be the idiot can do it!

Jing Zhan and his childhood friend had already fallen out over this, and his friend got so angry he went abroad. Jing Zhan hasn't even had to swallow his pride and go make up with him. His friend came flying back on his own, and even offered himself to Jing Zhan.

Later, the white lotus cries and begs to get back together, but the childhood friend knocks him down with one punch after another, while Jing Zhan cheers him on from the sidelines.

[Important]

The story order may change. Anything is possible, even if it hasn't started yet.

Two idiots falling in love. Readers with strong preferences may want to steer clear.

Each story has a different couple, and none are long.

If something bothers you, stop reading. I'm fragile (please be gentle).

Theme: Love is just around the next second.