The Robot Vacuum Goes on Strike

Song Yulin is the most notorious paparazzo in the entertainment industry. He's unscrupulous, greedy, and shameless, and countless celebrities consider him a thorn in their side.

Anyone he sets his sights on is guaranteed to get a thorough airing of their dirty laundry.

Recently, he's targeted Xu Yixuan, a three-time award-winning actor with no scandals online, reputed to be clean through and through. He declares that he'll expose Xu Yixuan's true nature within three months.

Before setting out, Song Yulin pins a post to the top of his Weibo:

"Three months. I'll strip him bare!"

But...

After following and secretly photographing Xu Yixuan for nearly half a month, Song Yulin still hasn't captured a single juicy scoop. Then he wakes up one morning as the robotic vacuum in Xu Yixuan's home.

Faced with this situation, Song Yulin can only curse.

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On the tenth day of being watched by a paparazzo, Xu Yixuan realizes that something seems to be wrong with the appliances in his home.

First, the robotic vacuum has stopped cleaning properly and is often caught secretly spitting out sunflower seed shells.

Then there's the washing machine...

He picks up his dirty clothes, ready to toss them in, when the smart voice assistant suddenly seems to come alive:

"Don't come any closer!"

Finally, there's his smart mattress...

"If you dare sleep on me, I'll kill myself!"

Xu Yixuan: "..."

Can anyone even live in this house anymore?!

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Before long, three months have passed. Song Yulin's Weibo is still completely empty of dirt, and netizens and celebrity fans alike are waiting to laugh at him.

But...

In the middle of the night, the notorious paparazzo Song Yulin secretly changes his pinned post:

"I didn't dig up any dirt, but I did successfully get him naked."

At the same time, award-winning actor Xu Yixuan posts an official announcement on Weibo, revealing that his partner is none other than that notorious paparazzo, Song Yulin.

Netizens: "..."

Theme: Be the same inside and out.