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(Beauty-loving dragon-fish bottom X merman-allergic top)
(Also known as Mistaken for a Merman, I Became Everyone's Favorite and I Have a Fish Tail, But I'm a Dragon)
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Chiwon, one of the Dragon's Nine Sons, was half dragon and half fish. In human form, he had a beautiful deep-blue fish tail.
He grew up in the Dragon Palace beneath the sea, always longing to see the world beyond it.
But when he sneaked out of the palace, he never expected to end up in the age of the interstellar empire, where he became the only naturally born merperson in that world.
Precious bloodline, beautiful appearance, and a friendly personality.
Almost as soon as he arrived, he was living like everyone's darling.
He got the finest food and the largest, most luxurious cabin, and was even allowed to choose the most prestigious person in the world as his partner.
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At first, Chiwon wanted to refuse.
After all, being a fish out in the open was embarrassing for a dragon.
But then he saw the handsome face of the Emperor of the Empire...
Ahem... Maybe being a fish now and then wasn't so bad.
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Wen Su was the most gifted emperor in the Empire's history. At the same time, the mental unrest he suffered was the hardest to suppress. Yet three years into his reign, he still hadn't found a partner who could calm it.
His explanation was that he was waiting for a partner with a 100 percent compatibility match.
The people of the Empire waited anxiously and anxiously, until at last the naturally born merperson chosen by destiny arrived. The whole nation erupted in celebration.
But Wen Su wasn't happy at all. He had a secret affliction: he was allergic to merpeople.
To appease the public, Wen Su had intended to marry the fish and keep him as a royal mascot. But after meeting him, he was surprised to discover that he wasn't allergic to this fish who had appeared out of nowhere.
For a moment, the look Wen Su gave his little merperson bride was very different.
Was he really a fish?!
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The union of the Emperor and the naturally born merperson was hailed by the Blue Star media as the most enchanting royal fairy tale in a hundred centuries.
But amid all the congratulations, there were always a few dissenting voices:
"I heard His Majesty doesn't like merpeople at all. Their marriage is nothing but a forced match dictated by their compatibility!"
"The naturally born merperson is unloved by His Majesty and spends every day in misery."
"What royal fairy tale? This is the biggest lie the royal family has ever told!"
These claims even influenced how the people of Blue Star saw things. They came to believe that the Emperor and the naturally born merperson weren't happy together.
Until one day, footage from a recording before a royal livestream was accidentally leaked. In it...
The Empire's precious darling was sitting in the Emperor's arms, eyes red, whining and complaining: "My tail hurts..."
And the usually stern, cold-faced Emperor was gently coaxing him, helplessly saying, "Shall I rub it for you?"
The people of Blue Star: Thank you, we're shipping them!
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Reader's guide:
1. Lots of liberties have been taken, so please don't nitpick!
2. Sweet, slice-of-life story.
3. There may be an egg-laying scene in the extras.
4. Merperson form has no combat ability, but dragon form is incredibly powerful.
5. He'll reveal his identity not only to the top, but eventually in front of everyone. After that, he'll still be everyone's darling.
6. The bottom thinks like an animal, so his thought process is quite different from a human's.
Please add my upcoming story to your reading list!
I'm Really a Mushroom
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An Lan was a blue-capped, white-stemmed poisonous mushroom, though his toxins weren't as potent as those of other mushrooms of his kind.
After turning human, his favorite thing to do was crouch in a corner on rainy days without an umbrella.
When people asked why he did that,
he answered honestly, "Because I'm a mushroom."
In the end, the people here diagnosed him with schizophrenia and sent him to a psychiatric hospital.
An Lan felt a little wronged. He wasn't sick.
But this was a psychiatric hospital where sunlight never reached, a perfect place for mushrooms to grow, so he moved in.
P.S. There's a CP. Details to come. The genre should be a nontraditional infinite flow story.
(The bottom is a cute, round, chubby mushroom called Leucocoprinus birnbaumii.)
The Robot Vacuum Goes on Strike
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Song Yulin was the most notorious paparazzo in the industry. He was underhanded, greedy, and shameless, and countless celebrities considered him a thorn in their side.
Whoever he set his sights on would end up having a thick layer of skin ripped off.
Recently, he'd targeted Xu Yixuan, a newly famous actor with no dirt on him anywhere online, who was said to be spotless inside and out. Song Yulin announced that he would expose the man's true colors within three months.
Before setting out, Song Yulin pinned a post to the top of his Weibo:
"Three months. I'll expose everything!"
But...
After following Xu Yixuan and secretly photographing him for nearly half a month, Song Yulin had found no explosive stories. And when he woke up one morning, he'd turned into the robot vacuum in Xu Yixuan's home.
Faced with this situation, Song Yulin just wanted to curse.
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On the tenth day of being stalked by a paparazzo, Xu Yixuan realized that some of his household appliances seemed to be malfunctioning.
First, the robot vacuum wouldn't clean properly, and he'd caught it secretly spitting out sunflower seed shells.
Then there was the washing machine...
He picked up his dirty clothes to put them in, and the smart voice AI spoke as if it had come to life:
"Don't come near me!"
Finally, his smart mattress...
"If you dare sleep on me, I'll kill myself!"
Xu Yixuan: "..."
Could he still live in this house or not?!
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Before long, the three months were up. Song Yulin's Weibo was still completely empty, and a crowd of netizens and celebrity fans were waiting to laugh at him.
But...
In the middle of the night, that infamous paparazzo Song Yulin quietly changed his pinned post:
"I didn't dig up any dirt, but I did successfully strip him naked."
At the same time, award-winning actor Xu Yixuan posted an official announcement. His announced partner was none other than the infamous paparazzo Song Yulin.
Netizens: "..."
Theme: Some things will always challenge your preconceptions.
Nine Sons of the Dragon, two books have been finished and two are waiting to be released. Wow, there are still five books left to be written. I will book them in the future.
Dragon Palace lost its cub again, can there be more chapters in this series?
???( 'ω' )? /??
So pretty ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kiss is so cute! ! Your Majesty, don't be too doting! Hahahaha(*°?°)=3
So nice, the story has a happy ending!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so sweet
Cry to death, the world will never be a fairy tale, there will always be regrets QAQ
Nine Sons of the Dragon, two books have been finished and two are waiting to be released. Wow, there are still five books left to be written. I will book them in the future.
Dragon Palace lost its cub again, can there be more chapters in this series?
???( 'ω' )? /??
So pretty ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kiss is so cute! ! Your Majesty, don't be too doting! Hahahaha(*°?°)=3
So nice, the story has a happy ending!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so sweet
Cry to death, the world will never be a fairy tale, there will always be regrets QAQ
When will the new article be published?
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