[Western Crossover] Hello, Let Me Steal This for a Moment

Anyone whose real life feels bland and dull should give this game, Thief Simulator, a try.

Here, players can experience thrilling chases with the police, and steal Lex Luthor's kryptonite, the Joker's explosives, Batman's Batmobile, Bruce's panties...

Wait, did something strange slip in there? Never mind, it's not important.

Lan Luosi, whose life was bland and uneventful, was drawn in by the game's description. Then he came out carrying a pile of old phones and toasters.

Lan Luosi: Fxxk, this is a scam!

Even though he'd been scammed, Lan Luosi kept playing.

Because the character models in this game were really good. Look at those chests, those legs, that ass. He decided to visit the handsome guys a few more times to ease his longing.

Everyone: Is that why you keep stealing from us?

Lan Luosi (shielding ** behind him): What else would it be?

1. OOC.

2. More to come if I think of anything.

Theme: Being open and aboveboard