I'm Just an NPC [Western Crossover]

Isar transmigrated.

Good news: He came with a game System and a powerful save-and-load feature.

Bad news: He accidentally ended up in a high-difficulty area, where everyone is an action star and every attack misses.

Isar comforted himself: It's fine. Fighting gives little experience. Completing quests levels you up faster, and besides, he has companions.

Choose your companion:

Sneak Attack and Lockpicking Fighter: The Man Who Laughs

Brute Force Destruction Mage: The Injustice Lord

Elite Bruiser Healer: The Vengeful Knight

Isar takes these few companions out on quests, and every time things develop in an indescribable direction. "...This has turned into a complete mess. Everyone, drink up while it's hot!"

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Mini-episode 1:

Isar added a whole bunch of mods to the game: outfits, character customization, multiplayer romance, and adult animations.

Laughing Man, wear this (a two-piece dress with a plunging V-neck and a high slit).

Injustice, wear this (a sacred Greek-style robe).

Knight, never mind. You poor thing, here's some armor (armor with cutouts at the chest, armpits, and back, plus high heels).

Hey, hey, why did your approval rating drop? Never mind, I have an approval-rating cheat. I can bring it back up in no time.

Mini-episode 2:

The Knight had been obsessively searching for the Bat to take revenge. When he finally found him:

Intelligence check: 0

1d20 = 1 (critical failure)

The Knight stared blankly at the Bat. "Who is he? I'm looking for the Bat. Don't try to fob me off with just anyone!"

Bat: ?

1. CP undecided. I'll see who I find easiest to write.

2. The game is Baldur's Gate 3. You don't need to know it to enjoy this.

3. OOC. The characters are only as smart as the author, and most of the time they're idiots.

4. Mountains of headcanon and stereotypes.

Theme: Heroes save the world