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[Subsequent to "When My Soul Wears the University's Sacrifice", please collect it]
#Different body shape and skin color, farming and food, marriage first, love later
Beautiful and strong but miserable. Wife and husband suffer vs. Black-skinned, strong-willed, dumb-mouthed, only fucked by a rough guy ps: It's a tanned skin color, not a crooked nut
(Pre-collection of "When My Soul Wears Through the University", please love me)
[Updated daily, but the time is not fixed, mostly underworld time]
Yu Zhou was originally a popular celebrity, but during the filming of the drama, he traveled back in time to the protagonist in the original novel, a miserable husband who was bullied by his uncle and stepmother.
When he thought he was doomed at the beginning, the lunatic who everyone in the village stayed away from saved him. His bulging muscle gripped the shovel in his uncle's hand, and his eyes under the broken hair were as dark as an ancient well.
Yu Zhou: ... A heart-pounding feeling
Psycho married him with two oranges. On the wedding night, he washed up and exposed his forehead. He found that Psycho was not only handsome, but also... Not as cruel as the rumors, and even a little cold.
Although his bedmate was paralyzed, he helped him fight off the bad guys. Yu Zhou decided to hug the lunatic's thigh and please this big husband first.
To please, do a wet dance for the ancients wearing a fishnet vest?
Yu Zhou glanced at the man with thick eyebrows, big eyes and fierce eyes, and voted against it.
Fortunately, Yu Zou had cooking skills, and his back hurt from digging in the fields with his butt stuck out.
Water chestnut crab roe porridge
The husband who returned from chopping wood was stunned for a long time;
Milk brick taro puree
The husband said something, then blushed and said, "Have another bowl."
One day, the rough man went to the kitchen and made potato pancakes with Qiqiaoliu tomato sauce.
Yu Zhou's pupils were shaking, how did this person know about Mai Mai's new product! ?
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Jiang Lieyuan, recognized as the "zombie crusher" by Roast Duck Travel, would never have thought that he had taken the wrong task note and married a man in a pure love novel.
His mission was to rescue Yu Chu, an ordinary person who accidentally wore a book, but not only did he hear the wrong name, but he also remembered the wrong gender, and he only regretted that he was forced to become gay.
The name of this book is: "Life on the Bite of the Tongue, But Longyang Version"
An iron-blooded rough man named Jiang:? ? ?
He glanced back at the handsome man who woke up from the bed holding his forehead, and couldn't help but burst the tea cup.
Fortunately, the "NPC" who is her husband is considerate and not only keeps the house in order, but also tries his best to make delicious food.
In return, all he can do is protect him with all his strength.
Just when Jiang Lieyuan was going crazy and still couldn't find the man wearing the book, he heard Yu Zhou, who was steaming glutinous rice to make sweet wine, humming a ditty: "Gong Yuye wine ~ one hundred and eighty cups."
"How's this wine~"
Suddenly, a strong arm suddenly hit him. Yu Zhou was startled. When he saw his husband, his handsome features came closer and closer, and the veins on his neck were looming.
Jiang Lieyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Let me blow it for you!"
(Guide 3)
Small theater:
Many years after the two got married, someone asked Yu Zhou why he married Jiang Lieyuan in the first place.
Yu Porridge picked up a leek and egg dumpling, and said happily but helplessly: "Dumplings must be eaten hot, and men must marry strong."
Food guide:
1: HE guarantee
2: Any content related to the entertainment industry in this article has no prototype, including Shou, so please do not bring it in! ! !
3: A sketch from teacher Zhao Lirong, "Adventures at Work"
4: The cover is a template. It is normal and not exclusive.
5: Friendly exchanges and discussions are allowed in the comment area, respect different opinions, and delete any swear words directly.
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Funny ancient drama "When My Soul Passed Through the University"
Bad news: Time traveled.
Good news: I escaped the physical test, hey QWQ
As soon as Long Yin, a college student who was fearful of being boring and coquettish in society, opened his eyes, he saw the noble and cool Faxiao dressed in ancient clothes kneeling beside the bed. His normally handsome face was arrogant and could not bear to be beaten. At this time, he was crying so hard: "Your Majesty, you are finally awake!"
Long Yin:......6
The clear and stupid Long Yin turns into a tyrant who is fearful to everyone, but he just wants to be ruined.
The veteran officials at the banquet were sarcastic and ridiculed his incompetence.
Long Yin stepped down from the throne and said in the old minister's ear: "I am practicing high emotional intelligence. Please don't embarrass me."
The emperor's uncle kidnapped Long Yin and deliberately sought power to usurp the throne.
Long Yin grabbed the ground with his head and crawled in a dark and twisted way (physical crawling).
The little guard with a hairy face was frightened to death by Long Yin's proposal to take a bath together.
Only then did Long Yin realize the seriousness of the matter, and feudal thoughts are unacceptable!
Otherwise, who can help me take a bath and climb over the wall to watch Cuju in the future?
So he called all the eunuchs, maids, and guards to a meeting. Long Yin cleared his throat and said in a straight tone: "Learn new ideas and strive to become a new youth. Welcome to this youth study..."
Just when Long Yin had enough fun and was waiting to die, the veteran banquet minister put aside his old grudges and came to help him manage the civil and military officials. The reason was that the tyrant's first apology was given to him;
The emperor's uncle and general, who was frightened half to death by the dark, twisted and crawling creatures, had nightmares every night, and the next day it was spread among the people that the emperor was actually a snake fairy;
But Feng Shiyi, the little guard who was listening to the youth study in Zhouzhou, was confused and wrung his fingers and recited Long Yin's words silently in his heart: No one is high or low, all are equal.
If that's the case... Can he confess to the emperor?
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Feng Xiao's good-for-nothing boy and roommate was possessed by his soul. The man claimed to be Long Yin and he was an emperor.
Long Yin waved the clothes drying pole like a halberd and asked angrily: "Who are you, let me go home!"
Brother, your ticket is on the waiting list, and the acceleration package is useless...
Long Yin won the city's college student riding and shooting championship, and his good articles were so eloquent that he provoked a fight between the professor of the history department and the sports coach.
Long Yin frowned: "That's it? Is this the level of today's higher education students?"
Brother, I beg you to stop pretending.
On this day, the young couple downstairs were kissing each other, and Long Yin sneered: "Love and love are shameless!"
When Feng Xiao was about to make a precise complaint, he suddenly saw His Majesty the Emperor's eyes red: "I want to eat Feng Shiyi's stone soup."
He turned his head, glared at Feng Xiao fiercely and said, "Tear off Eleven's face for me!"
Feng Xiao:......
Through Feng Xiao's unremitting efforts, he finally discovered that Long Yin came through the book.
And that book is called "The Domineering Tyrant and His Sweet Little Bodyguard, Gaorou"
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Two couples CP
The arrogant queen, the favored son of heaven (Feng Xiao) VS the sultry, sour and sour stupid dog attack (Long Yin)
Inferior self-esteem, gentle person, trembling M-shou (Feng Shiyi) VS paranoid possessive tyrant trembling S-gong (Long Yin)
Mission: Be positive and sunny even in adversity
9 Years later Douyin Princess Totty