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[Brainless funny sand sculptures, ancient and modern times intertwined, cp bamboo horse]
Good news: I escaped the physical test by dressing up as an emperor hahahahahaha
Bad news: He is a bad emperor, a tyrant who is hated by everyone.
Long Yin pointed at himself: Me? Tyrant? Me?
(Patrick Dementia jpg)
Haha, you are still going crazy!
The tyrant who is hated by everyone seems to have been kicked in the head by a donkey recently.
The tyrant held a banquet with the intention of killing all his officials who disobeyed him.
The courageous old ministers came to the banquet. During the banquet, they pointed at the tyrant and cursed him as if he were dead.
I saw the tyrant walking towards him step by step, his sinister eyes narrowed slightly, and he leaned over and whispered softly: "I am practicing high emotional intelligence, please don't embarrass me."
Veteran: "?"
The tyrant cried and begged: "I have high emotional intelligence, I have high emotional intelligence!"
Soon after, because of his outspokenness and uprightness, the old minister was promoted to a higher rank and became the emperor's master.
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The tyrant chooses his concubine regardless of gender.
Everyone cried together and tremblingly sent their children to the palace. Facing so many handsome men and beauties, the tyrant raised his lips and said: "Those who have read "The Art of War" will stay, and the rest will be eliminated."
Everyone: "?"
"If you can skillfully recite and write the following articles silently, the rest will disappear from my eyes smoothly."
Everyone took a look and saw the first sentence of the article: "Learn new ideas and strive to become a new youth. Welcome to this issue of Youth Study..."
Soon after, the group of people who were supposed to become concubines all became local officials. They were born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, and the people praised her endlessly.
Long Yin:? Aren't I going crazy and showing off? Why are you so prosperous?
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The king of the Western Regions visited Daqi and deliberately jabbered in barbarian language. The college students said: "How are you" so scared that they lost their minds and knelt down on the spot to bow their heads. (Added abstract plot)
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Long Yin, who was loved by everyone in the world by showing off his inexplicable power, lamented the years.
Long Yin looked at the young guard who had the same face as Zhu Ma and said affectionately: "Do you know, I used to have a roommate who looks exactly like you."
Little guard: "Your Majesty, please elaborate."
Long Yin: "My roommate has a bad temper, an arrogant personality, and a lot of mysophobia. He has nothing but good looks. Alas, I miss him a little bit."
Little guard: "..."
Long Yin: "I~ really~ miss~ him~"
Little guard: "... You want to go"
Long Yin stared at the little guard's red earlobes, suddenly smiled evilly and pinched his waist, and then got a slap in the face as he wished.
Long Yin covered his face in grievance: "Stop pretending, you are the only one who dares to 'caress' the emperor's cheek like this."
Feng Xiao, who also traveled through time but failed to pretend, gritted his teeth: "You call this caressing!"
Small theater:
Through Feng Xiao's unremitting efforts, he finally discovered which book Long Yin had passed through.
And that novel is a fanfic of the two of them written by my sister, called "The Overbearing Tyrant and His Sweetheart Little Guard Gao Rou"
For Feng Xiao, who has a crush on someone who traveled through time:?
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The flower of the high mountains, the arrogant and strange Shou (Feng Xiao) VS the jealous and crazy silly dog attack (Long Yin)
[The best little bamboo horse in the world]
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*Consumption guide:
1: There is a secondary CP and a yandere plot, but it is also pure love in essence.
Crazy loyal dog man. Wife Shou (Feng Shiyi) VS Crazy criticism and dark s attack (Long Yin)
Don't come in if you don't like it
2: Mainly silly, the slow emotional line in the early stage is mainly funny.
In terms of logic, please use light spray, HE, and double cleansing;
3: Declined the writing guidance and logical study of zero subscription,
No need to tell me if you abandon the article, hello, me, hello everyone
4: Dual perspectives: The article is narrated from the perspective of both the attacker and the receiver [jointly]. Please do not enter if it is extreme. The author is very strict.
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Pre-collection of "Baby, open the door, I am my dad", please collect it~
Father and son compete)
Open at the end of June or early July
Jian Shenzhou (attack 1, 39 years old) → Yaoyao (suffer) ← Jian Zhao (attack 2, 19 years old),
Father and son compete vigorously. Both the attackers and the recipient are both physically and mentally clean. No wives of the same gender are deceived into marriage. Please feel free to eat.
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Copywriting:
On the day of Jian Zhao's mother's memorial day, his father, a monster hunter, went home and brought back a vixen.
Still a male fox demon.
He originally thought that the male fox demon was some kind of ruthless character, and that his father would put him under house arrest and force him to confess day and night, and then execute him after getting useful information.
Unexpectedly, on the first day, the fox demon slapped his father, but his usually cold and taciturn father showed a faint smile and caressed the slap mark on his face;
The next day, the fox demon bit my father fiercely, with its sharp teeth piercing the flesh and bone. My father just said lightly that the small injury was not a problem;
On the third day, Jian Zhao peeked through the crack of the window and saw his father, who had been indifferent and alienated from people for half his life, kneeling in front of the fox demon. His eyes were red, and his big hands with protruding veins were holding the fox demon's ankle tightly. He begged in a trembling voice: "Yaoyao, it has been twenty years. I have looked for you countless times... Don't leave my brother again. Please, my brother can't wait for the next twenty years..."
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Jian Zhao seemed to have discovered the unknown past between his father and the fox demon.
He hated his father for being cold to him, and he also hated all demon clans.
Finally one day, he got the chance to take revenge on them——
Relying on his own face that was exactly the same as that of his father when he was young, Jian Zhao held the fox demon who had lost his memory due to an accident in his arms and coaxed him in a gentle voice: "Yao Yao, I am the elder brother, and the elder brother is here."
According to the plan, when the stupid fox demon completely trusted him, he would throw the stupid fox demon into the deep mountains and old forests to feed the tigers, and then enjoy the scene of his father breaking down and going crazy.
But then the plan went awry and he was moved by his true feelings.
"My father and I look very similar, why do you want him to not want me!" Jian Zhao's twisted possessiveness grew wildly, his eyes were scarlet: "My father is old and useless, now you can only have me!"
*
Jian Shenzhou has been dependent on this little fox demon for a long time and named him Yaoyao.
When he was nineteen years old, the little fox demon said to him with a red face: "I like my brother!"
Jian Chenzhou just smiled and touched his head, not taking it seriously.
Now thirty-nine years old, Jian Shenzhou heard his tired and relieved confession again twenty years after losing Yaoyao: "Brother, I still like you."
Although Jian Chenzhou was moved, he still cruelly rejected Yaoyao.
Until one day when I came home early from a business trip, I saw my son Jian Zhao playing the role of himself when he was young, and he and Yaoyao were so in love that they didn't know what the world was.
The rationality in Jian Chenzhou's mind burned out.
Intention: Although we are in adversity, we should move toward the light.
Reader comments
I have always had the habit of writing postscripts, but after this revision, it is troublesome to read them, so I put the postscript in the comment area, hoping you can see it.
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First of all, thank you all for spending a wonderful adventure with them. I am also grateful to you for spending a full half year with the author.
In fact, this article was conceived in 2022 and only started writing in 2024. I feel ashamed.
If you follow the author's Weibo Bao'er, you may know that the original setting of this article was two pairs of CPs. Yes, the modern group and the ancient group. But after much thought, I decided to change the ancient group to deputy CP. Let me tell you the reason~
*
The setting of "College Student" is very special, intertwining ancient and modern times + soul traveling, and there is also a setting of traveling back and forth. Before writing the article, a friend advised me that this setting was not pleasing. Because readers who want to read about modern settings will not know how to read ancient times; readers who want to read about ancient times will be confused when they see modern times.
Maybe I was determined to have my own way, so I kept the original settings and started writing; but I was afraid that I couldn't control it well, so I changed the ancient group to deputy cp. Fortunately, everyone still likes Emperor Brother and Eleven very much since the publication of the article. Sometimes the popularity of the two of them can even catch up with the modern group. If Emperor Brother knew about it, it would definitely be "easy".
*
Many of the readers of this article are college students or friends who have just graduated, as well as cuties who are about to enter college.
I am honored that the lives of Long Yin and Feng Xiao can resonate with everyone.
For example, every university has a confession wall, student unions that sometimes act official, takeaway thieves, internship stamps and credits that cost you your life, etc... Your university and mine seem to be the same~
Dormitory 920 contains three types of people from the university: Juan Wang Fengxiao, Tang Yuan who is obsessed with making money and works part-time crazily, and Long Yin who is a "bad guy".
Long Yin couldn't be as hard-working as Feng Xiao, and Feng Xiao wouldn't work part-time for a few dollars like Tang Yuan, and Tang Yuan couldn't just lie in the dormitory and giggle at the handicrafts.
Although these three types of people cannot understand each other, they live happily on their own life tracks.
Feng Xiao had admired the sunset outside the library window, Long Yin had more time to develop his hobbies, and Tang Yuan was very happy to save money and go out to play.
When you are in college, it is great to live your own life well. The lotus flower does not have to become a rose.
Youth is short, enjoy yourself now!
*
The ancient group is a little bit bloody. Tomorrow's extra episode will have a hidden ending of the ancient group. It's a small twist. I'm just advertising it. I hope everyone will come and watch it~
Eleven and Brother Emperor are a natural pair, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer (in a physical sense). Brother Emperor's glorious and glorious today is inseparable from the fact that he and Eleven depended on each other when he was a child.
The image of Eleven in everyone's eyes may be: a cute dog, long live the natural stay!
In fact, it's just because everyone is following the perspective of Brother Emperor.
In the eyes of people other than the Emperor, Feng Shiyi was called the tyrant's vicious dog, Jade-faced Yama, and had countless lives on his hands.
Just like he tortured Long Yin once, Long Yin has been afraid of him until now.
To be honest, Feng Shiyi is a more complicated character than Brother Emperor.
The emperor's rage is pure rage, because he is black on the surface and black when cut open;
But Feng Shiyi is different.
In the early stages of his Soul Transmigration, he kept thinking of "let His Majesty stay in a safer world over there";
Later, I was worried about my image in His Majesty's heart and would tell big lies to cover up.
But does Feng Shiyi really deserve to be hated?
I think I have the same idea as everyone else: I won't hate Eleven.
Eleven is essentially a simple child, a typical beautiful, strong and miserable childhood. His brain is duller than that of ordinary people, so Long Yin is everything to him. He lives for Long Yin, and he can die for Long Yin.
At the same time, he was also proud of his favor, and he could vaguely feel that His Majesty also liked him very early on.
If the foursome meet, Eleven will definitely be the group favorite.
Brother Emperor, a tyrant, has somehow become the comic relief of this article. His classic lines: "Counselor, kneel down for me!" "Easy as a piece of cake, easy as a piece of cake" are countless, what else can you think of?
Oh, by the way, I have made an appointment for a chapter of ancient group post drawings, which can be placed in the character card column by Sunday at the latest. Interested babies can take a look.
*
There is so much to say that I can never finish it.
I have a deep affection for this book. During the writing process of the past six months, Long Yin Feng Xiao Long Yin Feng Eleven allowed me to taste all the ups and downs in writing.
Now that we are separated, I feel very reluctant to part with them and feel empty in my heart.
But they have to continue their lives,
We must also take their blessings and continue to move forward.
*
Finally, I would like to thank everyone again for your company. Without you, the author may not be able to complete this story. Thank you for your love and support. I am deeply grateful.
Finally, I shamelessly refined this postscript, selfishly wanting the foursome to be seen by more people and loved by more people!
Let's shamelessly promote the pre-release of "Get Out!" "I would rather die than get married", please help me to add it to my collection~
*
See you tomorrow for the extra baby.
Farewell baby here, see you in the world!
Welcome to Weibo to play with the author. Everything from the setting before the beginning of this article to the short paragraphs written during the period and the clay dolls requested are all posted on it. Weibo@jinjianginducing flames.
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Goodbye, I wish you all a happy new year in advance and wish you all good luck in the Year of the Snake! By Yinlanfeng
So I didn't know who the particles were facing, so I bought a double-sided one? ? [Shy]
Actually... The reason why I prefer the modern group... Is... I eat m gong [eat melon]
Congratulations [EYE][EYE][EYE] has gone through a lot of ups and downs.
It's over, woo woo, we are finally together, woo woo
I can still remember the Jinjiang login password. It's incredible. I updated 8,000 times in three months.
Yeah, I've never thought about this before
Brother Emperor, you are so beautiful (face in awe)
Princess: who cares?
Ahhhhh, what a cute sticker [crying] [crying]
It's over. I can't bear to let you know, but! Author! Comments are not allowed on your Weibo!
Ah, why do you stop here?
Bubble! Bubble! Bubble!
We are finally together, woo woo woo
Oh ho ho~ It turns out that Eleven has a serious name [eating melon]
Well, what, can I pass through the soul of a puppy?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Look good, look good, look good, look good, why is it not popular? Look, look, look, look good, look good, look good
Ah ah ah ah ah help me, it looks good.
Oh ho ho ho ho! ! ! ! ! The next chapter is mine! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on]
Hahahahaha, Long Yin hahahaha
It's so funny, Brother Emperor must have received his retribution, hahahaha [Yellow Heart]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh ho ho~ The end is scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
Tonic, madam! ! ! Still want to see it! ! !
I like the article very much^_^Thanks to the author for your hard work [Spread Flowers]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I was organizing my bookshelves and suddenly saw an update! ! ! Today I am the happiest person in the world! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on]
Extra arrangement [Come on]:
Modern group daily life, ancient group daily life,
[The following order is the chronological order of the memes that the babies clicked. Two of the babies both clicked the memes of four people playing together, so they are combined into one]
*Four-member group variety (with modern background)
Four-person group drama (background in ancient times)
*Modern group ABO setting double A
*The daily life of two young lovers. Feng Xiao and Long Yin go to ancient times, while His Majesty and Eleven come to modern times.
*Two animals penetrate each other's souls
(Each story is about one or two chapters~)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh playing cards! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Long Yin was finally transferred back to Bei City Haolilai branch as store manager, Feng Xiao graduated successfully, and the two ended their long-distance relationship;
Eleven adopted a lot of dogs. The emperor's biggest hobby after criticizing memorials is feeding dogs.
They are living a good life and moving on,
Everyone wants [red heart] too and I want [red heart] too
[Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
I have always had the habit of writing postscripts, but after this revision, it is troublesome to read them, so I put the postscript in the comment area, hoping you can see it. * First of all, thank you all for spending a wonderful adventure with them. I am also grateful to you for spending a full half year with the author. In fact, this article was conceived in 2022 and only started writing in 2024. I feel ashamed. If you follow the author's Weibo Bao'er, you may know that the original setting of this article was two pairs of CPs. Yes, the modern group and the ancient group. But after much thought, I decided to change the ancient group to deputy CP. Let me tell you the reason~ * The setting of "College Student" is very special, intertwining ancient and modern times + soul traveling, and there is also a setting of traveling back and forth. Before writing the article, a friend advised me that this setting was not pleasing. Because readers who want to read about modern settings will not know how to read ancient times; readers who want to read about ancient times will be confused when they see modern times. Maybe I was determined to have my own way, so I kept the original settings and started writing; but I was afraid that I couldn't control it well, so I changed the ancient group to deputy cp. Fortunately, everyone still likes Emperor Brother and Eleven very much since the publication of the article. Sometimes the popularity of the two of them can even catch up with the modern group. If Emperor Brother knew about it, it would definitely be "easy". * Many of the readers of this article are college students or friends who have just graduated, as well as cuties who are about to enter college. I am honored that the lives of Long Yin and Feng Xiao can resonate with everyone. For example, every university has a confession wall, student unions that sometimes act official, takeaway thieves, internship stamps and credits that cost you your life, etc... Your university and mine seem to be the same~ Dormitory 920 contains three types of people from the university: Juan Wang Fengxiao, Tang Yuan who is obsessed with making money and works part-time crazily, and Long Yin who is a "bad guy". Long Yin couldn't be as hard-working as Feng Xiao, and Feng Xiao wouldn't work part-time for a few dollars like Tang Yuan, and Tang Yuan couldn't just lie in the dormitory and giggle at the handicrafts. Although these three types of people cannot understand each other, they live happily on their own life tracks. Feng Xiao had admired the sunset outside the library window, Long Yin had more time to develop his hobbies, and Tang Yuan was very happy to save money and go out to play. When you are in college, it is great to live your own life well. The lotus flower does not have to become a rose. Youth is short, enjoy yourself now! * The ancient group is a little bit bloody. Tomorrow's extra episode will have a hidden ending of the ancient group. It's a small twist. I'm just advertising it. I hope everyone will come and watch it~ Eleven and Brother Emperor are a natural pair, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer (in a physical sense). Brother Emperor's glorious and glorious today is inseparable from the fact that he and Eleven depended on each other when he was a child. The image of Eleven in everyone's eyes may be: a cute dog, long live the natural stay! In fact, it's just because everyone is following the perspective of Brother Emperor. In the eyes of people other than the Emperor, Feng Shiyi was called the tyrant's vicious dog, Jade-faced Yama, and had countless lives on his hands. Just like he tortured Long Yin once, Long Yin has been afraid of him until now. To be honest, Feng Shiyi is a more complicated character than Brother Emperor. The emperor's rage is pure rage, because he is black on the surface and black when cut open; But Feng Shiyi is different. In the early stages of his Soul Transmigration, he kept thinking of "let His Majesty stay in a safer world over there"; Later, I was worried about my image in His Majesty's heart and would tell big lies to cover up. But does Feng Shiyi really deserve to be hated? I think I have the same idea as everyone else: I won't hate Eleven. Eleven is essentially a simple child, a typical beautiful, strong and miserable childhood. His brain is duller than that of ordinary people, so Long Yin is everything to him. He lives for Long Yin, and he can die for Long Yin. At the same time, he was also proud of his favor, and he could vaguely feel that His Majesty also liked him very early on. If the foursome meet, Eleven will definitely be the group favorite. Brother Emperor, a tyrant, has somehow become the comic relief of this article. His classic lines: "Counselor, kneel down for me!" "Easy as a piece of cake, easy as a piece of cake" are countless, what else can you think of? Oh, by the way, I have made an appointment for a chapter of ancient group post drawings, which can be placed in the character card column by Sunday at the latest. Interested babies can take a look. * There is so much to say that I can never finish it. I have a deep affection for this book. During the writing process of the past six months, Long Yin Feng Xiao Long Yin Feng Eleven allowed me to taste all the ups and downs in writing. Now that we are separated, I feel very reluctant to part with them and feel empty in my heart. But they have to continue their lives, We must also take their blessings and continue to move forward. * Finally, I would like to thank everyone again for your company. Without you, the author may not be able to complete this story. Thank you for your love and support. I am deeply grateful. Finally, I shamelessly refined this postscript, selfishly wanting the foursome to be seen by more people and loved by more people! Let's shamelessly promote the pre-release of "Get Out!" "I would rather die than get married", please help me to add it to my collection~ * See you tomorrow for the extra baby. Farewell baby here, see you in the world! Welcome to Weibo to play with the author. Everything from the setting before the beginning of this article to the short paragraphs written during the period and the clay dolls requested are all posted on it. Weibo@jinjianginducing flames. * Goodbye, I wish you all a happy new year in advance and wish you all good luck in the Year of the Snake! By Yinlanfeng
So I didn't know who the particles were facing, so I bought a double-sided one? ? [Shy]
Actually... The reason why I prefer the modern group... Is... I eat m gong [eat melon]
Congratulations [EYE][EYE][EYE] has gone through a lot of ups and downs.
It's over, woo woo, we are finally together, woo woo
I can still remember the Jinjiang login password. It's incredible. I updated 8,000 times in three months.
Yeah, I've never thought about this before
Brother Emperor, you are so beautiful (face in awe)
Princess: who cares? Ahhhhh, what a cute sticker [crying] [crying]
It's over. I can't bear to let you know, but! Author! Comments are not allowed on your Weibo!
Ah, why do you stop here?
Bubble! Bubble! Bubble!
We are finally together, woo woo woo
Oh ho ho~ It turns out that Eleven has a serious name [eating melon]
Well, what, can I pass through the soul of a puppy?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Look good, look good, look good, look good, why is it not popular? Look, look, look, look good, look good, look good
Ah ah ah ah ah help me, it looks good.
Oh ho ho ho ho! ! ! ! ! The next chapter is mine! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on]
Hahahahaha, Long Yin hahahaha
It's so funny, Brother Emperor must have received his retribution, hahahaha [Yellow Heart]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh ho ho~ The end is scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
Tonic, madam! ! ! Still want to see it! ! !
I like the article very much^_^Thanks to the author for your hard work [Spread Flowers]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I was organizing my bookshelves and suddenly saw an update! ! ! Today I am the happiest person in the world! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on]
Extra arrangement [Come on]: Modern group daily life, ancient group daily life, [The following order is the chronological order of the memes that the babies clicked. Two of the babies both clicked the memes of four people playing together, so they are combined into one] *Four-member group variety (with modern background) Four-person group drama (background in ancient times) *Modern group ABO setting double A *The daily life of two young lovers. Feng Xiao and Long Yin go to ancient times, while His Majesty and Eleven come to modern times. *Two animals penetrate each other's souls (Each story is about one or two chapters~)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh playing cards! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Long Yin was finally transferred back to Bei City Haolilai branch as store manager, Feng Xiao graduated successfully, and the two ended their long-distance relationship; Eleven adopted a lot of dogs. The emperor's biggest hobby after criticizing memorials is feeding dogs. They are living a good life and moving on, Everyone wants [red heart] too and I want [red heart] too
[Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it