[Main story complete. Chapters 24-54 are now behind a paywall. If you've already read them, you can start from Chapter 55!]
I've opened two upcoming stories: Becoming a Special Grade Cursed Spirit in the Detective Conan World and Six-Star, But a Beautiful Useless Character. Their blurbs are below. If you're interested, please add them to your reading list~
Blurb
At almost 30, Yuanli became a magical young man (adult man).
He had to fight enemies called Evil Beasts while accompanied by a white bear, dressed in pumpkin pants with a tailcoat, and carrying a ridiculous lollipop wand.
All he had to do was smash them flat with the lollipop.
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When faced with a bomb whose countdown had suddenly restarted, the long-haired officer saw a furry bear paw;
When there were just five seconds left before the explosion and he was still waiting for a clue, the curly-haired bastard saw the tail of a tailcoat;
When faced with Yuanli holding a giant lollipop, a certain king of part-timers smelled something sweet.
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Meanwhile, his colleagues in the organization still thought that Anmorado, who was always carrying a stuffed animal, was a little off in the head.
1. The protagonist slacks off.
2. Hagi has a one-sided, platonic crush. Unless something unexpected happens, the other person is Zero.
3. A few mentions of Sakura the magical girl and the round-faced girl, since the two of them are typical examples of contrast in the magical girl business.
4. If anyone is OOC, it's the protagonist Yuanli. The deductions are the author's, and everything else is for the sake of the plot.
5. On June 16, I deleted "the possibility of MatsuSato if Matsuda survives." Matsuda will most likely have no pairing. Any MatsuSato in the story is strictly coworkers and friends. I'm not sure about TakaSato, but either way, I'll get Takagi promoted later on (not compensation for his potential romantic misfortune).
6. If there's anything anyone thinks is inappropriate, the author will get down on her knees first and send you a heart.
Upcoming story: Becoming a Special Grade Cursed Spirit in the Detective Conan World
Kurosawa Asuka knows he is a monster called a cursed spirit.
Monsters are ugly and terrifying. They lose their human instincts and are hunted by jujutsu sorcerers. Kurosawa Asuka is just a timid, beautiful waste of space. He only wants to quietly be a good person.
So Kurosawa Asuka got into Beika Police Academy, then worked as an unremarkable clerical worker at the Metropolitan Police Department after graduating.
On his first day at work, he picked up the popular academy heartthrob, whose handsome long hair had been replaced by a dog-chewed fringe;
On his third year at work, he picked up a bewildered, fragile blue-eyed cat beneath an unfinished building;
On his fourth year at work, he picked up a curly-haired bastard who exploded at the slightest touch and was full of resentment
Kurosawa Asuka had no idea what was happening to the world. How had all his brilliant academy classmates turned into his kind?
He had no choice but to start from scratch and teach them how to be proper cursed spirits.
Upcoming story: Six-Star, But a Beautiful Useless Character
In the year 3708 of the Guangmo Era, humanity was forced to join a gacha-based combat survival game. Only dungeons could keep them from death and grant them eternal happiness.
Shuer was the first six-star card in the pool, and also the one with the highest drop rate. He was practically a card everyone had.
People said, "The rarer something is, the more precious it is. Shuer is the most useless of all."
Aside from being good-looking, he was good for nothing.
That was until Sheng Ye drew him.
Sheng Ye was a notorious freak and unlucky player in the game.
He had only one six-star gold card, Shuer. While everyone else was risking their lives in the dungeons, all he wanted was to take Shuer to see the surface world, which he had never seen before.
Even though setting foot there meant embracing death.
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Shuer had once been Sheng Ye's only lifeline. They traveled together and finally reached the "City of Happiness."
Then he discovered that Shuer was the final boss of the entire game.
Theme: Evil cannot triumph over good. Believe in science.
Damn it, I still can't forgive him! Even if I am better friends with Hiro, how can I not believe in the principle at all!!!
To be honest, intellectually I feel like there is nothing wrong with the plot, but emotionally I feel like Zero is a scumbag.
Song Tiantian is very good, but I stand tall. [Hey Hahaha, it's mainly because Gao Zuo is the official partner by default, which seems a bit awkward at first glance OTZ
Madam, I'd better mark Songzuo CP in the profile. . . . This is really painful for some people.
This book will never forgive this blond bastard
It's very sad. People who I regard as friends don't believe in me. They only have malice towards me. It's very sad. I'm obviously trying to save people but I'm called a sinner.
... Rei-chan, please be more careful. You won't have a wife like this. Kenji-chan is watching eagerly next to you.
Woo hoo hoo, I cried so loudly
Woohoo, Dobby, Woohoo, "Here lies Dobby, a free house elf." It's 3202 years and I'm still eating HP's knife.
Help... Caressing Biai is preparing to absorb the principles, Kenji-chan is going further and further on the right path, only you! Falling to zero!!! You are sprinting in reverse!!!!