Scumbag Tops Pair with Scumbag Tops

A is a promiscuous, scummy alpha top.

As it happens, B is too.

But at a bar, A falls in love with B at first sight.

He goes straight over to hit on him, even though B is chatting with a pretty young man.

A slams a bottle down on the bar. Looks like he's about to steal someone else's date!

The onlookers' eyes light up.

The pretty young man blushes, thinking the two top-tier alphas are about to fight over him.

Then A points at the pretty young man.

"Have a drink with me. If you beat me, he's coming with me."

Everyone: ???

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