The Short Videos I Watch Are Being Livestreamed to the Dynasties

Huang Lili, a college student spending her summer vacation at home, happily scrolls through short videos, unaware that a livestreaming System has been bound to her phone. She has no idea that every video and novel she watches is being broadcast to people across the dynasties. So when she watches videos of sexy girls...

The Song, Ming, and Qing dynasties, shackled by Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism and strict teachings for women, turn green with outrage. "Shameless! Utterly shameless!"

Only Liu Bang watches with relish.

When she scrolls through "The Mary Sue Stories We Chased Back Then": "Nine Princes Fight for the Throne, and Eight Princes Fall for Me."

The real-life protagonist of the Qing dynasty's Nine Princes' Succession Struggle: ?

"Spoiled Wife Runs Away While Pregnant: The First Emperor's Passionate Love."

Qin Shi Huang himself: ?

"After We Switched Bodies, XXX Had 108 Babies in One Pregnancy."

The emperors: "...Who the hell can give birth to that many? A pig? Oh, it's Emperor Wu of Han, Piggy. Never mind."

Emperor Wu of Han: "..."

After Huang Lili has put every dynasty through the wringer, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, and the rulers of every era finally figure out what they can learn from all this.

Rice yields over a thousand jin per mu? Pills can blow up cities?

A compass can even lead to the discovery of a new continent?

Across the sea, a place called Wa has not only elixirs of immortality, but vast stretches of land, with mineral deposits buried underneath!

The emperors' minds begin racing.

The First Emperor decides that the land can be renamed Qin Territory!

P.S. 1. This blurb was written on August 24, 2023.

2. I wrote this just for fun, to satisfy my own cravings.

3. I'm not a professional historian, so this definitely won't be rigorous. Feel free to discuss, but please don't flame me. Thank you.

4. There are historical livestream stories everywhere, and I'm getting tired of them. This story's start date has been postponed indefinitely. I'll think about it once this trend has passed.

Theme: View history fairly and objectively