I’m Not Doing This Plot [Book Transmigration]

[Main story complete]

1. Jiang Fei works himself to death staying up late and gets sent into a book, becoming a beautiful cannon-fodder furnace cauldron.

The System says that as long as Jiang Fei follows the entire plot, it will send him home and give him a healthy body.

Jiang Fei takes a look at the plot and is stunned.

This beautiful cannon-fodder furnace cauldron is not only the cultivation world’s number-one beauty, but also the wife whom Qin Chen, leader of the immortal sects, snatched away. Behind his back, he has a host of lovers, including a Divine Physician, a Sword Lord, an Immortal Lord, a Demon Venerable, and a junior uncle. Every one of them has sworn eternal love and vowed to marry no one but him. He’s a master of time management.

Qin Chen works hard at cultivation and self-improvement, striving to give the beautiful cannon fodder a good life. Meanwhile, the beautiful cannon fodder is on boats, in beds, and in his junior uncle’s room, doing his utmost to cheat on Qin Chen.

The number and excitement of the sex scenes are enough to make every other furnace cauldron bow in admiration.

When the affair is exposed, the lovers start a war across the cultivation world to claim the beautiful cannon fodder. Corpses litter the land, and war rages year after year.

Meanwhile, the beautiful cannon fodder is still agonizing over which one to choose.

In the end, the affair is so outrageous that word reaches the Upper Realm. Amid a chorus of curses, he is pinned to the Heavenly Pillar with a sword by Wen Suran, the protagonist from the Lower Realm.

And so ends the glorious life of a master of time management.

Jiang Fei: ...This plot is way too wild. I can’t do it.

2. Wen Suran hears that the Lower Realm has someone with an extremely yin constitution, whose Golden Core can become a Nascent Soul after just one night, and who has attracted countless cultivators fighting over him. He scoffs.

Later, the situation gets out of hand, and he is ordered to descend to the Lower Realm and capture the furnace cauldron.

Wen Suran at first: What a depraved, lascivious constitution!

Wen Suran later: If I don’t go to hell, who will?

1v1, happy ending

Theme: Even in adversity, keep striving to improve